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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️

@dadjoke8467.bsky.social
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INTJ, ADHD, Husband, Dad, Funny in quantity not quality, CIS, Ally🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Started posting all of mine on instagram. I have several dozen on my phone. Took a similar photo last evening. Both we up. Absolutely beautiful wasn’t it?
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This one jumped on me when I went under a tree. She had her boyfriend on her back. You can see him laying off to the side.
Female praying mantis with headless male praying mantis next to her.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Starts killing Jedi…
Order 66 at Whataburger
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“United States”
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Masturbation
Alt: Masturbation
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why aren’t pants called talls?
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I broke my nose in 3rd grade playing soccer on the playground
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
5 nosebleeds
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
During the dust bowl, part of my family move from Oklahoma to California and the other part of my family move to Dallas
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In too many ways
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I didn’t go to Oklahoma.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also no fair asking this question. At least I pronounce my pecan correctly.
Y’all
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Everybody’s doing it. But I take offense that I’m told I’m from Oklahoma
Color map of the United States showing that I am from the North Texas Oklahoma area
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They try to kill us men too
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Teddy Roosevelt getting banned from Bluesky
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Bully! Theodore Roosevelt by Joe Wiegand
Alt: Bully! Theodore Roosevelt by Joe Wiegand
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Give me your pizza money
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Buford Phineas And Ferb
Alt: Buford Phineas And Ferb
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m already on a vpn because of my state
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Graph of nosebleeds per year since 1980 to 2026

One in 1988

Three in 2026
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I prefer Digi Tell
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Now all I can think about is what kind of sword you have? 🤔
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mace vs mace
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Guys be like “I sent you a dm”
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ACAB
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well It’s been 25 years and my life is still trying to get up that great big hill of hope.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What’s going on?
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We need to start taking this seriously
Picture of a bird. Says “great tirs could soon disappear due to climate change or
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
😍😍
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
That’s my secret cap. I’m always incontinent.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Proof of life.
Handsome man making gains at the gym Handsome man making gains at the gym
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We got an American Flag Blue swimming pool
A blue blowup swimming pool with green water. No it’s not Green. It’s clear with the blue bottom. And if you see anything different, you’re a communist liberal hippie AOC and Bernie, Sanders loving it in socialist communist transgender Nazi.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I gained enough XP to advance to level 46
Happy Birthday: Hi energy will help you achieve your goals if you stick to a steady pace and follow through from beginning to end with enthusiasm and a friendly demeanor. It’s the energy you carry that will grant you the go-ahead from those who want to see you succeed.  Buckle up, and get ready for a ride you’ll never forget. Times are changing, and it’s up to you to shift into fast forward. Your numbers are 4, 11, 23, 28, 34, 46, 48.TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Focus on what you are trying to accomplish, not bickering over something you have no control over. Stick to the people you know you can trust and depend on for backup, support, and good advice. An opportunity to make your home more inviting, user-friendly, and peaceful will help you think clearly and avoid outside interference. Romance is favored. 4 stars
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I’m going to take a break for a while. I’m not going to deactivate my account but I am going to step back. I’ll probably delete the app off my phone. I promise everything is alright I just need to focus on myself for a bit. I’m writing this just in case you think I died. I wish everyone happiness.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We aren’t though
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The Joke is on you. I’m a fool every day of the year
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Onion. Now i just need a tomato
Mulched onion
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I mowed over it so now it’s a mulched peno
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Wait. This peno isn’t hallow.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Nah?
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Try letting her into your heart
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Don’t make it bad
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DJ Uncle Fishbits @unclefishbits.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This damned post makes me laugh every time I see it.
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🎼VelvetIce the Original🎼 @originalvelvet.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Storm Breaking Over a Cornish Cove #impasto #JustBecause #SynthArt #GenerativeArt #AiArtCommunity
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Mark your calendars
Naked gardening day May 2, 2026
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
That’s what I did
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Clean what off my laptop?
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This is what I sound like
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a stuffed animal with red hair and big eyes is wearing a lab coat and a tie .
Alt: a stuffed animal with red hair and big eyes is wearing a lab coat and a tie .
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is why got Clarence Thomas in trouble
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’m never going to look at my dentist the same way in the mouth ever again
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Do you know how you come home after work and the last thing that you wanna do is do anything remotely related to work? I wondered if dentist feel this way about putting things in peoples mouths after work. 🤔
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I think if I was having sex with a dentist, I’d still feel guilty for not flossing daily.
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