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Freddé

@cynitasquidward.bsky.social
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6'6 himbo 💜🤍💛🖤 Comics and gym and drag and Doctor Who and X-Men and life and narcissism and occasionally NSFW* (*if you know me IRL no you don't)

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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lance Corporal David James Cleary
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
James Blunt showers like someone taught a self-driving car to wash itself #CelebrityTraitors
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Hannah Fry is smart.” “We need something to show us while they are back at their lodgings.” “I dunno let’s give her an abacus.” #CelebrityTraitors
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nooooo please protect Bella and Bash😭😭😭😭😭 #CelebrityTraitors
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love the concept of Julie Hesmondlaigh going “mad with power” #CelebrityTraitors
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My boyfriend just whispered “who do you think the traitors are?” 🙃 #CelebrityTraitors
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The palpable sense of relief when the other person in an email conversation decides that we no longer need to start each message with "Hi/Dear so and so"
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Read Midnight X-Men #1 today and gotta say that the concepts for Midnight FF and SM mog X-Men so hard. Like what sold me on Midnight was the essence of Marvel but rethought and presented as HORROR. Lovecraft and Body horror are amazing. An elseworld where some X-Men are the same but evil? Meh
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think Verity Pennyworth is up to something. In today's issue, she was mocking Mr Freeze/Dr Freis' name choice as being 'too obvious'. Then there's Nora Freeze's line "I want him to die, but not like this - by my hand" while VP defends the manor from home-invaders... Hmmmm #DC #Batman #Spoilers
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED #Midnight #SpiderMan #Spoilers
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Am I an office cutie?💖
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A scientist written by Brian Michael Bendis walks into a bar. He asks for a Blood n Urine
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Life is throwing everything at me and throwing me off routines so that my mental health and body are in the worst possible place right before I’m meant to have a tropical beach vacation
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Magneto said "oh are you taking a break from fingerblasting your space girlfriend to actually talk to your HUSBAND?"
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The ongoing ordeal of trying to make more gay couple friends for you and your partner, but avoiding the risk of them thinking its a swinging situation
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Olly Mann 4 minutes into this month’s AMT pod: “I went to a school which cost £12k a year. The idea of getting a saturday job in McDonalds is beneath me/laughable”
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
9 games that shaped who I am✨✨
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Benjamin Percy @benjaminpercy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Goodbye to one of my favorite people and collaborators. I love you like a brother, Josh Cassara. See you at the Green Lagoon. I’ve posted a more elaborate goodbye on IG and FB…
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe if SOMEONE had a SOUL they would start caring about the genocide in Palestine more
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three of my mortal enemies in the bar at the same time this is a new record
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am going to physically fight a twink with boundary issues, butterface, and an attitude problem
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People who see smoking as a morality value and who cough loudly next to people having a cig are fucking losers btw
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Icelandic gen z be like: Vildirðu frekar fá Gayson eða Thotdottir?
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cringe biceps for biceptember 18th
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In theory I really enjoy Just A Minute but I truly cannot listen when 1) they flagrantly ignore when challenges are incorrect to the extent that you can hear a panellist being ignored and 2) listening to that Tory MP cunt smarm is like hearing your team play Germany at the World Cup
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s crazy how a realtor from America i never met has forever changed the way I pronounce the name Cameron Diaz
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m avoiding going to some mandatory staff training can you tell
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wonder how many times Rob Madge has asked to be considered for Oh Mary! and how angry they get over it
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Biceptember 15th
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Masterful counterpoint by Kirk against Che Guevara there, how's the Argentinian going to - wait a second, what's that? That's Che Guevara's entrance music! Unprecedented! A second Che Guevara, with the steel chair!"
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(Neutral statement) We are entering a new 90s of comics where artists like Peach Momoko, Luciano Vecchio, JSC and Alex Ross are given their own books to write and draw whatever and writers like Al Ewing, Tini Howard, Leah Williams are crucified for pushing diverse progressive stories
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anyone else tistic af and want to take the person who invented the Whatsapp desktop notification noise out into the street and have them unalived like a dog on the streets of 1950s East Berlin?
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Avis Sapiens @avissapiens.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Like what're we even doing here anymore? Truly some CIA psyop shit. "Yeah get all the Leftists fat, ugly, chronically ill, unable to fight. Don't try to improve the thing you live your life in and that everyone interacts with you through. Bodybuilding and fitness is secretly evil and fascist"
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juicedcatboy @juicedcatboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As much as the prevalence of right wing lifters is a sad fact, modding your body according to your preferences is the physical counter proof of any ideology that preaches innate supremacy crap.
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lift lighting✨
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Screenshot of the video for Anything Can Happen on Halloween starring Tim Curry, but I've photoshopped it to say Anything Can Happen on Labor Day. I added a yellow hard hat on Tim Curry's head and I put a bunch of graphics of all kinds of tools floating around -- a hammer, saw, stethoscope, paintbrush, etc. I also added a red circle with a line through it, and in the circle is a pair of white shoes.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A picture of Doctor Doom captioned “Doom did invent the FPS no matter what that fool Richards claims”
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Biceptember 4th
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s 10.27am on a Friday and the lyrics “I don’t believe that when you die your presence isn’t felt” just hit me like a lorry
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dislocation, Dislocation, Dislocation.
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tell me she’s not gonna cry again
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A furious gendarmes chasing me off the Pont Des Arts bridge in Paris: “You stupid englishman! Put away your ketchup and cutlery and stop eating our beautiful tourist attraction” Me:
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gym and swim 💦
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s lowkey funny how some creatives go from “guys this podcast is now my primary source of income, I couldn’t do this without your support tysm” to releasing two episodes a year on their monthly paid patreon in a shockingly short space of time
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Does anyone else have toothache people? Like you’re good living your life but then just seeing / remembering a certain person makes you feel dreadful about yourself like you’re touching your tongue to a dodgy tooth?
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What I would give to blow up like this
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fully 35 - feeling hungover and very loved🥳😵
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Freddé @cynitasquidward.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I fucking love when Muppets need actor characters so they bring out the pigs and stuff who have british accents
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