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Kelly

@cynikell.bsky.social
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West Coast liberal transplanted in North Carolina. Survey researcher by profession — so know your shit before you start waving polling at me. #Angret 😡

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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Same vibe. Same skin-crawl.
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Can somebody PLEASE ask the administration for an official definition of "woke" as it applies to hiring practices, history revisions, fund allocations, and any other circumstance where they can elevate white man causes? 'Cuz it sure looks like they're trying to elevate white man causes.
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
"How is your day going?" "I'm getting door dash from a restaurant 800 feet from my house, Chad. What do YOU think?"
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Plan crashing Russia — I wonder what dissident or alienated dignitary was on it.
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Trump definitely has a type. Has anyone ever seen Pam Bondi, Karoline Leavitt, and Ivanka in the same room?
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Grok’s shenanigans with Elon remind me of the time in the grocery store when my four-year-old said (in the outside voice), “You really love beer, don’t you, Mama?”
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
As deliciously petty and satisfying as as the whole “reserving tickets with no intention of going” is — it gives Idiot 47 a reason to dismiss the fact that no one shows up. We should stop.
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KSlatteryResist @kslatteryresist.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Bainbridge Islanders (WA) on the 10:25 am M/V Kaleetan headed to Seattle for #NoKings march yesterday report the boat was leaning from all the protestors on one side of the deck 😁🤣💙
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🦋𝘙𝘩ₒ𝒏∂𝔞 @rhondasrealm.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Welcome here!
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Libby Whittemore @libbage55.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue LOVE IS LOVE 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Resolution Copper is blocking comments and hiding replies from anyone calling out what they’re doing at Oak Flat. They’re trying to mine on sacred Native American land, with the government’s help, and don’t want the public to push back.
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It’s easy to be offended about people celebrating Biden’s diagnosis, but if it were Trump, I’d have my first good day since Nov. 5.
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Oh, for fuck's sake www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
thedailybeast.com
Trump Demands ‘Major’ Investigation Into Beyoncé and Springsteen Appearances in Late-Night Rant
The Boss has been speaking out against Trump during his “Land of Hope & Dreams” tour.
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I thought we agreed to keep Vance away from Pope Leo?!?! #NotMadJustDisappointed #NeedPOLonPopeLeo www.rappler.com/world/global...
rappler.com
US Vice President Vance invites Pope Leo, an American, to visit home
Pope Leo XIV also receives a Chicago Bears jersey from United States Vice President JD Vance, with 'Pope Leo' and 'XIV' on it
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Shadow61 @shadow61.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
@rickylongthread.bsky.social YES!!! EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED TO DO!!LETS MAKE THIS VIRAL!!!
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
#ShouldHaveSaid Trump: Maybe they’ll have two dolls instead of thirty. Sharp reporter: Oh, that makes sense. So you’re saying we’ll keep having to make do with less?
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Not a bad way to spend a chilly Saturday.
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Trump’s tariff motives revealed.. clip.cafe/santa-claus-...
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'I hate toys! And toys hate me! Either they are going or I am going! And I am certainly...' - Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town
Burgermeister Meisterburger: I hate toys! And toys hate me! Either they are going or I am going! And I am certainly not going, Grimsley.
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Kim Scheele @kona6110.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
How are Real President handles protesters-
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Pope Sweet and Sour Chicken V
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Lani LIVING in the REAL WORLD .....#DJT is in the EPSTEIN FILES @camibskysoial.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
For the love of God, don't let Vance visit Pope Leo.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
@brhi.bsky.social
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oldfawkingcanuck.bsky.social @oldfawkingcanuck.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 04/05/2025
In the Star Wars saga, there are two sides in the conflict: One obsessed with massing absolute power in an effort to rule under threat of destruction & the resistance who stand against it. Pick a side. #StarWarsDay
2 X wings flying through the sky over trees
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I need for someone who 1) Watches the Last of Us; and 2) has finished this weeks episode to answer a question for me. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
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Will🇺🇸📎✌️☮️🌲 @econaturalist.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
My favorite so far
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
@brhi.bsky.social
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Japan’s opposition leader gave a speech that completely roasted the Trump administration. He said, “Negotiating with them as akin to being extorted by juvenile delinquents.”
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
ONE IF BY LAND TWO IF BY D.C. the north end church in boston it’s 250 years today @northendpage.bsky.social
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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Wait... did RFKJr really say that COVID wasn't as bad as the "pandemic" of autism because it killed mostly old people?
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Greenlanders should have extensive conversations with Puerto Ricans before they decide whether being annexed by the US is a good idea. Regardless — the idea that a persuasive argument for the US to acquire Greenland requires an acknowledgement that climate change is real is DELICIOUS.
nytimes.com
Inside Trump’s Plan to ‘Get’ Greenland: Persuasion, Not Invasion (Gift Article)
The island’s population might not be easily convinced as the president tries to clinch what he may see as one of history’s greatest real estate deals.
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
How is this legal??
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
@brhi.bsky.social
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It's so obvious that Trump is deliberately manipulating the stock market. Can someone more savvy on economic matters explain how this is legal?!
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Tariffs help offset the reality that it's cheaper to produce goods overseas - to level the playing field for more expensive America-made products. So when #IdiotPresident crows about manufacturing "roaring" back to the US, he's locking us into higher prices - this is something to celebrate?
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
@brhi.bsky.social
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
@brhi.bsky.social
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 18/03/2025
i wonder if maybe we should stop writing post-apocalyptic fiction just until we're sure that's not where rich people are getting their ideas
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Current zeitgeist.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/03/2025
CALIFORNIA WATER UPDATE: The Army Corps knew the water wouldn’t reach LA—but they followed Trump’s orders and dumped it anyway. He wasted billions of gallons for a photo op. Hope farmers don’t ask where their precious water went when they need it this summer—the clown they voted for sabotaged them.
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I am… pretty sure? this is satire, but who can tell anymore.
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
“… but not all boobies play by the rules.” - Tom Hanks, The Americas
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Kelly @cynikell.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I will never forgive #tomhanks for that segment on cicadas. #nightmares #vividimagination #doomed
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