iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 12h

glad that kleenex boxes have so far resisted the ai art plague. i was sure they would be the first to fall.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

me on the train, every time i leave my bestie's house

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

london ontario queer dating scene is basically just one giant polycule of people who had their babies with men between 19-21 and then saw the light.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

the truth is i’m scared 90% of the time.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

i met my newborn nibling today and i have never wanted to protect another living thing so fiercely.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

nothing could have prepared me for the joy of perimenopause where every time i ovulate, i wake up gasping for air at 4AM terror stricken like i’ve just been selected as tribute in the hunger games. gee whiz.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

it's always "ai is inevitable" and never "ubi is inevitable"

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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 19/06/2026

The trick is you just say fuck it, whatever, in any situation

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

hope i can get kate mckinnon to officiate my wedding.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

for every hopeful thought i have, i have two profoundly depressing ones waiting around the corner to shank it.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

the vibes are giving unemployment.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

dictatorship is bad, even if the new dictator is white.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

one of my problems in life is that i won't suffer through sub-optimal working conditions if a solution exists. i find this very distracting.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

i never want to hear about pilates reformers ever again.

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

queb influencers will be like “best thrift haul ever” and it’s all the fugliest simons items from 2010

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

“anti vaccine but pro botox” is an insane combination

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

the silksong subreddit is absolutely feral right now

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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

90s computer desk with shelves for speakers, tower, printer, pull-out mouse and keyboard drawer etc

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

'subway' by chappell roan has such an endearing alanis morissette vibe.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

i still find it really badass that 'and just like that' hate watchers managed to force a man into retirement.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

'kathy rain 1' was very 'twin peaks'

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

big shout out to all of the women in my life who help me remain somewhat healthy, happy and well-groomed. honorable mention to my colour-coded phone calendar.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

if 'brat' was coke, 'virgin' is ketamine

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

ethel cain is like charli xcx for the chronically ill.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

is this love or is this just you handing me caffeinated drinks first thing in the morning.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

my urge to relocate to a place with perpetual winter increases every year.

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Listen. The only way you can become a good writer is by being a shitty writer and doing it anyways. You can’t magically become a good writer by having a machine do some of the work for you. That just makes you a fraud.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

you know a show is bad when the "previously on" intro has better pacing than the episodes.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

it's so humid in montreal that i can't move without sweat pouring out of every pore, but at least my hair looks amazing.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

“they fear us because we do not fear them” is a badass quote, similar to “they’re lucky we’re after justice and not revenge”

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

GIRLS S2E7: Video games when i was 17 i took the bus to rawdon to visit a friend from school for the weekend. when i got there i discovered that her father was a hoarder chem trail truther who made excellent homemade pasta. it was like a portal into another dimension, and it was great.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

what if we kissed at the anti-trump, pro-human rights protest

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

summer of dumb action movies 🤝 my need to escape reality

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

hyperactive 90s brat gateway drugs.

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

abolish the thrift resale market

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audrey em ✨ @cynicalwytch.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

siding with employers is always wrong. like what, do actually you think they’re going to reward your loyalty and not dispose of you the second you’ve served your purpose?

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