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Sad and tired.

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Bryce Remsburg @dabryceisright.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Dream AEW theme Taskmaster contestant lineup: Bryan Danielson Eddie Kingston Kris Statlander Willow Nightingale Tie: RJ City / Adam Page? My opinions are correct and not up for debate, but I welcome your opinions on your dream lineup.
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 19/06/2025
Catching up on Dynamite and between Hanger and Brody, unconditional support for our LGBTQIA+ wrestlers, staff, crew, and fans during Pride Month and every month, and celebrating Juneteenth, I've never been more confident I picked the right team to play for and I'm glad that they will have me.
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boosthollerin with the world championship lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championshipmy family.
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Excalibur @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
My champion.
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Platinum Witch Minatrice @minataur.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
actually unreal how funny this image is
a two-panel image comprised of edited stills from Sam Raimi’s first Spider-Man film.

in the first panel, The Green Goblin is lifting J. Jonah Jameson by the throat, while the newsman desperately says, “It’s a PNG, I swear!”

in the second panel, a close-up of The Green Goblin reveals that he’s wearing a jpeg of a hat with a fake checkered ‘transparent’ background behind it, and shouting, “You’re lying!”
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Is she you know…Transhreksual
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
....do 4s exist...?
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Gonna open a bar where this is the only cocktail
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Finished last night. 9/10 (1-2 too many "how will Oz get out of THIS" plot beats). Genuinely masterful performance from Farrell. Way more tragic and messed up than I'd have expected. Wife who knows zero abt any of this was hooked without even seeing ep 1.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I have a simple motto which I hold myself to: "Don't look for reasons to be unhappy" You'll know when you have a real problem on your hands, and it's much more fun to ask how that problem can be solved using your own brain and your own skills rather than an app or a widget. That's the fun in life
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
AMERICAN LOSING ONE SOCIAL MEDIA APP: I’m a refugee
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
justice alito, make me editor of PornHub and let me bundle insane fanfiction about the Illuminati alongside hardcore pornography and i will save this nation
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
marc ignores the fact that we aren't generally angry at Craigslist Craig, even though he helped kill newspapers, because he doesn't seem to have meant it and basically bounced after getting rich. No one hates Wozniak really. We hate you guys because you won't leave us alone.
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I think we need to stop assigning pets gender based on their genitals, and start doing it on vibes. I've definitely met a trans cat before
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
They took the interview down 😭😭😭
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
as a fun moral question can anyone explain to me an ethical difference between being an insurance company CEO and firing a gun blindly into a crowd
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RickyFTW @rickyftw.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Here’s the past few I’ve read and enjoyed
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
Guy at the Acme Corporation: Ah, some dog in Arizona wants to buy a rocket launcher. I’ll send him a really shitty one
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87cocktane @87octane.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
speaking of, i also have this WIP i'll finish eventually!! i can share this finally now that video posting has been invented. ft. both @rickyftw.bsky.social and @eliotetc.bsky.social
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Bringus Studios @batarong.com · 18/10/2024
I wish I was a software guy so that I could troll people in the homebrew community like the FTPony/FTBrony dev did back in the day on the 3DS I'd make some killer CPU/GPU tweaking app and then name it "Hawk Tunah" or something
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