iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

"You're right, that is an extra-terrestrial life-form that assimilates then imitates other organisms. It is not, as I said, a slice of ham. I apologise"

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

We all know that if Apple said "fine, but we're raising prices in the US and moving everything abroad", Trump would back down so fast it would almost break the laws of physics

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"We've doubled the price because of very important new features* which we think are essential" *we've added AI, and have a new logo

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Gonna punch the Grim Reaper in his bony dick and steal his lawnmower if he doesn’t do Trump next.

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"Neutral in the culture wars". I'm guessing you also don't see Star Wars, Rage Against The Machine, or Rocky IV as political

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I found out Dolly Parton died through a meme page. Shit

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Congratulations, you've invented "adding notes to a calendar on a wall in the kitchen". How good of you

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Home of the Weird @becreativeletlous.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I use to make Weird freaky lil photos that would merge into each other, it was cool. but I let people talk me out of it. Also I use to make this lil audio clips of happens around the Home of the Weird an someone made me self conscious of my voice so I stopped doing them.. Imma do it all again.

3 rectangle photos stacked on top of each other.
1. 2 lou heads
2. Lou with a feathered neck thing that comes up the sides of the face, head turned to the right slightyl
3. 2 Lou heads facing away from each other, looking over their shoulder back to camera.

All photos have a older feel by adding a noise layer over the top to make it look like it was taken by an old camera

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Top sentence from the weekend: "Lee, if someone sends you a selfie that's mostly cleavage, that may be a sign that they're into you"

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just realised this means there's definitely more 1/10 episodes of Simpsons than there are 7/10 and higher

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Spending my 40th birthday drinking a beer alone in a hotel bar. My brain is not doing okay

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Home of the Weird @becreativeletlous.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you ✋ 👁️ 🤚

A digital Painting of Shiko.
Painting resembles a magic the gathering type card.
Text: The Weirds.
Human looking head with yellow eyes and tentacles coming from the neck. To hand making circle around the eyes, palms outwards and secondary pair of smaller white eyes on the forehead and 2 sets of horns, outer long and inner short.
Green background on a dark red card.
A description at the bottom in text.

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Meanwhile, we lost two iconic music venues so that crossrail could be built. Clearly, live music is less culturally important than the memory of a fictional character

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

You know, for a "subject the MSM doesn't ever talk about", this kind of stuff sure does get talked about a lot in mainstream media

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Home of the Weird @becreativeletlous.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Qrt with your Art featuring warm colours 💛 🧡 🩷 ♥️

The Weirds card similar to a magic the gathering type card.
Yellow humanoid Creature with pink chrome hands coming up and under their horns. Black eyes and lips, no nose.
They look happy but slightly shocked to see you.

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Home of the Weird @becreativeletlous.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Artists, Qrt with your style range 👁️

a door way to a room thats pitch black, within the darkness a face peers out.. more of a skull void of flesh, lots of teeth.. Tentacles are also escaping, 2 on either side scaling the wall, exploring, 2 more on the floor..

A head on its side in an ocean, both eyes and mouth are open with a waterfall coming out of the mouth and the eye closest to the water. The top of the head is open and has water pouring out back into the ocean.
Background is a brown/orange mountain getting darker from the sun setting and the sky has 2 moons and a galaxy

Background thick red border with a yellow rectangle in the middle. A face type mask is split in two and behind it and over the page has eyes scattered, 3 hands reach up almost looking like they're grabbing or reaching for the eyes or the mask, 1 hand from the mid lower left side, 1 from the bottom and the last from the lower right side

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Name a single from the Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves soundtrack that reached number one? You can't, they don't exist. Bryan Adams doesn't count

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If you find it impossible to do your job without AI, you can't do your job

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

We've only just finished taking the "City" signs down

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I genuinely thought this show came out a few months ago and society decided to collectively ignore it.

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

A score of 70 sounds impressive until you realise it was minigolf, and only one hole

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

If I sit a table and realise the other people are blood-soaked psychopaths, I'd pick a different table rather than insist on sitting there because "I just have concerns"

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

"I love art. Particularly art with no human involvement so nobody had to get paid"

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

In that scenario I will randomly shout out lines from songs. "and it was on that day, Jesus said-" "Here comes the hotstepper!"

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

How come they always look so miserable?

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The same Farage that defended someone saying hotels containing asylum seekers and refugees should be firebombed?

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 27/07/2026

Me: (carrying a toaster) Is there a place I can plug this in? Pool lifeguard: what?

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Every time a white guy kills his family they use a photo like this.

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Whats the difference between what the labour party do, and what the conservative party would be doing?

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Quick summary: "He says he's Jewish, but he sometimes criticises the Israeli military and government"

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If half-time shows will be a thing from now on, next time England hosts the World Cup, we're putting Mr Blobby in ours

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Robert Shrimsley @robertshrimsley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Do Americans actually like sport? They seem to feel there must always be something else going on to keep you engaged. Most fans just want the game to restart. We’re capable of enjoying the break.

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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 19/07/2026

Hear me out: World Cup, but all the players are Muppets

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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 15/07/2026

English children going to bed in tears because of a frustrating defeat to Argentina. It’s a tradition handed down the generations. #ENGARG

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The guy who made Phantom Menace has an idiotic view on technology? So surprising

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Home of the Weird @becreativeletlous.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Hey #writers are stories you write on say Substack or Patreon Copyrighted to you automatically or do I have to write something before every post or maybe something in my bio?

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

All moral metrics aside, if you're out of the house before 8am to do a murder, that's not idle. Arguably, that's busy.

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

If France keep this up no way they’ll be Deschamps

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I wish I was important enough that in cases like this I could post something like "I've heard rumours it's because he was annoyed at that there were two different spellings of Ann, he wanted it standardised" and newspapers would take it seriously

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I love how ITV immediately said "oh no, they weren't booing him, they were boing someone else. In fact, it may not even have been booing. But they were definitely not booing the head of FIFA."

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Lee @cyanideandjd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

He seems like the kind of guy who was horrified by the news about Harold Shipman because "He should have been working during those hours! No wonder you can't see a GP if they're partaking in their hobbies during work hours"

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