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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿

@cyaneyed.lol
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Godzilla vibes Consumate professional terminally online pigeon. Pro closed captioner for audio books. Pigeon/bird. First pope of Ornitheology. Boring & bland. You've been warned

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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 4h
Thumbs!
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 6h
This is the same model of truck as the one I've been obsessed with. Look at it. It's perfect 🥹
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 6h
Dorper sheep usually have twins, sometimes triplets
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 6h
Lots of recommendations for pizza stones, which, if you can find them yes. I got a really cheap one at a thrift store. Before then though, leave your baking sheet in the oven while it preheats & put the pizza on the hot pan. It helps!
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 6h
My folks have 12 sheep but a bunch are pregnant. How do you count that?
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 6h
Niles is in it.
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 6h
I'm being forced to watch treasure planet. It's not the same as the space/atlantis cartoon movie & I just found that out
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 6h
AZ
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 9h
I'm so sorry for you, & so happy for Momo, who knew how much they were loved
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 9h
Exactly.
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 9h
I put ketchup on my microwaved omelets as a kid, what's wrong with that?
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 10h
The problem is pretty much everything has turned into something I don't feel like doing. Going out would probably make me feel happier. Ugh...
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 10h
It's an old magic type of situation right now
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 10h
Was talking about not wanting to do something & my spouse was like "you should go, it's your 3rd space"
Image of the bald guy from the "worst person you know meme" because they're fuckin right, but I am annoyed by it
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 10h
What a nice lad
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 10h
It's why I insisted on getting married! Had surgery & some shitty nurse got real weird about who was allowed to see me
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 10h
Yeah, during the posters strike
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 10h
It's not on there. :( I've gotta get that phone # I guess. I am not a carhead, but I want that truck so bad it's stupid
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 10h
Oh shit, I've never even looked at that. People sell vehicles on there?! If I get my truck I'm naming it TinCan
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 11h
A therapist having a bad insight
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 11h
OMG I'm so happy for you & jealous! Somebody is driving around my town with the exact model of kei truck I want the most & I have only seen it on the road in situations where I couldn't capture the phone #. I WILL buy that truck eventually
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 11h
Yup. We all get SAD & need vitamin D the most midsummer
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 11h
Real
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 11h
It's so sad when a decent restaurant has bad guacamole. Your pico is 🔥 just add that & some lime juice to mashed avocado, it's not that hard!
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 11h
In other words "please don't put in the paper they got my ass"
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 11h
Lol, I was a dinosaur in kindergarten & my mom sewed the costume so I got to pick the colors. I chose purple & yellow for some reason. She says instead of saying "trick or treat" after the first few minutes I started indignantly barking "I'm NOT barney" at everyone who answered their door
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 12h
I like red wine or apple cider vinegar only, but recognize that is degenerate behavior
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 12h
My favorite julie is a hairy man's potbelly
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 12h
Just met my recently divorced friend's new boyfriend, super cool dude. I'm so glad she got out of that shitty marriage. Helped them move furniture & it didn't turn into a major fight with anyone screaming at each other or calling names
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 16h
Right? Cilantro is the garnish for sweets
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 16h
I had a teacher that used turnitin as AI detection. We had to include 2 direct quotes from specific readings in each paper, so turnitin would flag sections for plagiarism. Chatgpt would just hallucinate the quotes so a perfect turnitin score would get students called out
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 16h
My brother claims to have turned 27 recently. No kiddo, you're 8. You'll always be 8
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 16h
Bluesky too. I've seen people crash out on here that they must be shadowbanned because they have _ followers & nobody interacting with their posts. They don't get that there's not really an algorithm to game & buying accounts from content scrapers doesn't really work here
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 16h
I've been hit by the Julie swarm too
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 17h
Baking soda & vinegar worked. Eventually. For the dog I did the mix of dish soap, baking soda, & peroxide
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 17h
That's what's so depressing about the healthcare system here. So many people get cancer & have to keep working so they can afford treatment.
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
Closed
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
I can see why! It's quite nice
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
I visited oregon for the first time a few weeks ago. Holy shit. What a state. I want to live there
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
Bolth
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
Today somebody who worked here 25y passed away. Later our vp tried to point out a slide he made on the corpo display they play everwhere to a bunch of us. I got to see him realize one of the slides was congratulating the poor passed individual's anniversary with THEIR NAME SPELLED WRONG
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
Ah great Onedrive, I once again offer unto you this sacrifice in hopes you will again let me glimpse the tiny excel book I've been using for 8 years...
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
I hate the fact that it is totally normal to record strangers & put it online. Going about daily life & realizing you're being recorded for lolz sucks
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
There's science to this! I've read studies that weightlifting is always worthwhile because when you gain mucle mass, if you lose it it's still much easier to get it back than it was to build. Also strength regresses much slower than you'd think!
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
Life is great that way. It was in one of my work planners is the funniest part
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
My spouse was trying to show me something on their phone, saw the pic & went "no finish your thing, that looks important"
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
Ages ago I doodled butt boobs & I came across it today & have no recollection of doing it
Drawing of the waist & glutes of someone donald ducking. The butt cheeks have nips. Idk
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
Lol, I don't think it counts as photoshop, I just drew it with my finger in the gallery app on my phone
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
It's chill unless you get a thought like "is this how I always breathe?" Or "what if the pizza guy notices I'm high & calls the cops?(even though it's legal)"
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
I'm sorry it's been a tough week. Happy belated birthday though!
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