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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿

@cyaneyed.lol
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Godzilla vibes Consumate professional terminally online pigeon. Pro closed captioner for audio books. Pigeon/bird. First pope of Ornitheology. Boring & bland. You've been warned

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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 16h
I didn't feel good yesterday, so of course to take it easy I decided to make eggplant parmesan, by the time it was done I didn't even want to eat it, just go back to bed. It did turn out pretty great though, glad to have leftovers tonight! 🍜
Planks of eggplant being salted on baking sheetsA casserole dish mounded with breaded eggplant, cheese, & marinaraA stack of the cooked eggplant parm with some sad basil chiffonade on top
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 04/10/2026
Lmao at this totally unhinged ad I just saw
An ad that reads "Put Some Skin in the Game. End Circumcision." & has a picture of a happy baby wearing a grey shirt photoshopped so that it looks like the shirt was printed with the words "my  parents love me so much they left me INTACT"
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
Was talking about not wanting to do something & my spouse was like "you should go, it's your 3rd space"
Image of the bald guy from the "worst person you know meme" because they're fuckin right, but I am annoyed by it
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 02/10/2026
Ages ago I doodled butt boobs & I came across it today & have no recollection of doing it
Drawing of the waist & glutes of someone donald ducking. The butt cheeks have nips. Idk
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 29/09/2026
It was a hard day. Not one of her meals was delivered when she expected them, an hour earlier than normal. The heart weeps in the face of such terrible neglect
A black & tan dog with pointy ears, lounging on a brown & grey couch, head resting on a pillow. I've never been that relaxed & comfortable in my life
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 24/09/2026
Mediterranean-ish sandwiches today. Had a totally different plan involving baba-ganoush & kebabs but realized I didn't have tahini or lemons after I started grilling eggplants, lol 🍜
A naan bread with parsley yogurt sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, green olives (also out of kalamatas) & grilled piri piri steak
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/09/2026
Salmon florentine on orzo. I didn't blanch the spinach & cooked it with the mushrooms so it got a bit sad looking 🍜
A grey plate with orzo & florentine sauce on it & a piece of broiled salmon
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 21/09/2026
I have a ton of silly ones, but this is all I show for you
The above post screencapped showing the join date label saying jan 24, & cave of trophonious label saying "choked (unripe grape)"
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 19/09/2026
So you know how if you like an animal or whatever people will start gifting you shit with that thing on it when they don't know what to get you? For me it used to be frogs which there's a whole story behind, but as I'm getting older, for reasons unclear to me, it has changed to Godzilla stuff
A tshirt my dad got me with a picture of the og godzilla in green & black with red rays behind it. I'm confused, but not unhappy
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 17/09/2026
A fictional character I relate to
A greeting card that reads "What is a mother? You created me mom, I guess you're to blame, for the love that I feel just from hearing your name You're as tender as corned beef & as warm as pastrami" in front of a cartoon sun setting over the ocean. Futurama fans will recognize comrade greeting card. If this was all incomprehensible congratulations.
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 10/09/2026
I also had a moment of zen
Picture of a wooden boardwalk, water, pilings, a bridge, a rock, & a colorful sunset
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 10/09/2026
I love this vibe. I choose to believe in ducks
A blurry picture of 3 ducks swimming through 3 pilings. Everything's a fuzzy silhouette against silvery water
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 09/09/2026
Pulled over to get this pic. Tbh not loving calling women meat, even at a vegan strip club. Seems kinda fucked up
A picture of a sign for casa diablo, a vegan strip club. The sign is of a buxom blonde demon eating a carrot & it says " Vixens, not veal. Sizzle, not steak. We put meat on the pole not on the plate!
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 08/09/2026
Come on. How is this real?
A picture of Multnomah falls, a massive 2 tiered waterfall with a stone bridge over the lower tier. Pretty sure elves are real now
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 07/09/2026
Hit up the Japanese garden & then had an egg salad sando
Delicious way loaded egg salad sando wrapped in brown paperSuper dope bonsai tree with a gnarly looping trunk. The plaque said it was 200 years old
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 07/09/2026
Made a pilgrimage to bibliophibian paradise
A picture of powell's books taken from kitty-corner
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 07/09/2026
Dang, they love Reno 911 in Portland
A sculpture with a bunch of bikes, it looks like they've been lifted over a light post and piled up around it
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 03/09/2026
Woke gang
4 quadrant grid with a dot in the is woke/acts woke quadrant
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 31/08/2026
Savory bread pudding 🍜
Bread pudding with ham, mushroom, & green onion
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 30/08/2026
My house smells better than yours* *probably. It smells amazing. Baking vanilla & butter will do that 🍜
A glass jar full of granola clustersA baking tray of toasted granolaA baking tray of my raw brown sugar pecan granola
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 27/08/2026
Look at my crowmies
4 black crows on the ground, wondering why the hell I'm not tossing peanuts
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 22/08/2026
Anyway, somebody very cute turned 3.
A black & tan belgian malinois wearing a crown & giving big ol brown button eyes
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 22/08/2026
LMAO. The queen is NOT impressed
A black & tan belgian malinois that's been put in a crown hat. She's mid-blink  which makes it look like she's squinting judjily
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 18/08/2026
Damn, timed this right
The above post showing exactly 12 likes
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 07/08/2026
Cyborg. b.mino.mobi/palm
A digital palm reading thing saying I'm a cyborg, & the keeper
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 05/08/2026
Oh thank god, I was so worried I wouldn't be able to find SUGARCANE juice without a ton of added sugar
An ad for CANE'D brand bottled sugarcane juice saying it contains no added sugar & is low glycemic hydration
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 05/08/2026
Wtf. It came back
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 05/08/2026
This dumb bs
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 05/08/2026
It's doing this now. & if a bunch of people have liked a post you see all their pfp
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 05/08/2026
Whatcha gon do?
Says I'm following the ermine account. Cuz I am. Anything to annoy Skip
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 28/07/2026
They sprayed at my office again. :/ I'm going to take this poor lil guy home & mount it or put it in resin though
A little dead bark scorpion on a scrap of white paper, side viewSame little scorpion from the front
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 27/07/2026
Homemade enchiladas! Took half the day day but they turned out fantastic 🍜
Finished tray of turkey enchiladas with green sauce. Topped with browned cheese, queso fresco crumbles, & cilantroThe enchiladas prior to baking with green sauce glopped on & strands of oaxaca cheese on topA tray of roasted veggies for making sauces & tray with roasted turkey breast & thighs. The poblano peppers were already removed from 1 baking sheet because they were steaming in a bowl
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 26/07/2026
Pancake
A black hen w/ red wattleSame hen, different angle From the bottomPancake has en extra big gonna peck vibe
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 23/07/2026
Bummer
Dead bark scorpion I found next to a curb
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 18/07/2026
Anyone have an idea what these are? Picture from my aunt. I thought maybe various instars of blue shield bug but the nymphs aren't spotted & she said the adults that flew off looked rounder, like beetles. If my aunt hadn't said she took the photo I'd have thought AI tbh.
A cluster of various instars of some kind of blue metallic insect on a leaf. Looks like hemiptera. Most have gold edges on their abdomens, one has a red spot, & the smallest nymph is pure red. This really looks ai to me but my aunt is telling me where she took the picture & asking for id help so maybe it's her phone making it look super sus?
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 17/07/2026
Kimchi egg salad on toast for breakfast 🍜
 A slice of bread with egg salad glopped on top on a grey plate. The egg salad is slightly pinker than usual because of the kimchi & spices in it
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 15/07/2026
I have gotten 3 emails with this paypal receipt scam within the last 3 hours! All different names/email sender/price/phone #, but the same product & misspelling of armory. I had 1 of these last week too
A fake paypal receipt for the purchase of a gun from springfield armoury. Apparently its a digital good handgun that I paid oo.o tax on. Lol
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 15/07/2026
Digger the dog. It's exactly what you said except the hat is different, & it's not plush, & doesn't seem based on a show. It does show up when you look for a dog in hat toy 70s tho
A vintage plastic dog toy that looks like a beagle wearing a hat with a big droopy nose & wheels to pull it around on
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 11/07/2026
New shoes! I made em.
Huarache style barefoot sandals. Basically just a flat sole with paracord looped around & tied so it'll stay on the foot
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 11/07/2026
These aren't all finished, most aren't, but yeah! Agate does come in purple sometimes! The big square piece came from a specific mine, & the one directly to the left came from a specific mine shaft that is flooded now.
A hand holding a bunch of polished or semi polished stones. 3 are kinda naturally purple & the other 2 are transparent with milky swirls that look kinda cool
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 10/07/2026
It's fun! One of my friends gave me a cool purple agate to polish. I'd gotten a slab of a really rare jasper I wasn't skilled enough for so he traded me a bunch of agate & a couple of low quality opals.
A hand holding a squarish flat purple agate. Not dyed, it's naturally purple
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 08/07/2026
It was 110°F so I brought the hens inside for a bit. Parrot decided to start doing her chicken impression, & they started responding. Lmao audio only
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 04/07/2026
Told my offline friend that mitch McConnells wife flew to china 3 days after the emts took him away after a supposed heart attack
Text screencap; "hell just got a bit more crowded!" Me: "Lmao"
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 30/06/2026
Ignore this.
Picture of a black toilet. It's weird. Don't worry about it
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 30/06/2026
Leftovers, reheated in the oven so some of the edges get a bit crispy 🍜
Rigatoni noodles in sauce with mozz & basil
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 28/06/2026
Getting my sunday sauce on! It's all gravy baby 🍜
A large enameled dutch oven filled with tomato sauce, with basil & parm bobbing at the top. Lurking under the surface is a bunch of beef shank. Sausage will go in later so it doesn't get mushy
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 27/06/2026
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
A package of johnsonville dr. Pepper flavored sausage in the freezer at the store. It was marked down to like $2 & didn't look like a single package had sold.
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 24/06/2026
I rescued a spider & within 30 minutes saw this baby bunny (sorry bout the atrocious pic quality) & then A BABY ANTELOPE SQUIRREL! The squirrel was maybe 4 inches nose to tail, but way too fast to photograph
A blurry picture of a cottontail. It's about half as big as an adult
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 24/06/2026
Gotchu
One of the paper fortune telling things everyone makes as kids
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 22/06/2026
I like how every company is like "AI is transforming how we work. But don't feed it, okay?" If you're going to embrace it, fully embrace it, let it have all your data in return, that's only fair. From NPRs ethics guide on using generative tools.
Guideline: We must protect our own work.

Because GAI systems learn from data, they may take anything we put into them and add it to their knowledge base. As a result, no NPR employee should ever put any of NPR's intellectual property into any GAI system that NPR has not approved for such use. NPR's intellectual property includes everything you have created in the process of your work — from your notes, to your draft of a story, to memos about coverage ideas.
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