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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 3h

This is a wild way for the college football world to react to several projections including Northwestern in a 12-team playoff

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

My favorite blizzard as a child was Nerds, but I know as an adult I would lose 2-3 teeth trying to eat ice cream with gravel in it

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth

Marc Haynes’ story: As a 7 year old in about 1983, … I was with my grandad in Nice Airport and saw Roger Moore Sitting at the departure gate, ... told my granddad i'd just seen James Bond and asked if we could go over so I could get his autograph. …so we walked over and he popped me in front of Roger Moore, with the words "my grandson says you're famous. Can you sign this?" As charming as you'd expect, Roger asks my name and signs the back of my plane ticket... I'm ecstatic, but …I glance down at the signature. … it definitely doesn't say 'James Bond'. ...I tell my grandad he's signed it wrong, … so my grandad heads back to Roger Moore...
"he says you've signed the wrong name. He says your name is James Bond." Roger Moore's face crinkled up with realisation and he beckoned me over. …he leant over, looked from side to side, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said "I have to sign my name as 'Roger Moore because otherwise...Blofeld might find out I was here." He asked me not to tell anyone …and thanked me for keeping his secret. I went back to our seats, my nerves absolutely jangling with delight. My grandad asked me if he'd signed 'James Bond.' No, I said.
I'd got it wrong. I was working with James Bond now. Many years later, I was working on a recording that involved UNICEF, and Roger Moore was doing a piece to camera as an ambassador. He was lovely and while the cameramen were setting up, I told him the story. He …had a chuckle and said "Well, I don't remember but I'm glad you got to meet James Bond." So that was lovely. And then he did something so brilliant. After the filming, he walked past me in the corridor, heading out to his car - but as he got level, he paused looked both ways, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said, "Of course I remember our meeting in Nice. But I didn't say anything in there, because those cameramen - any one of them could be working for Blofeld."
I was as delighted at 30 as I had been at 7. What a man. What a tremendous man.

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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If cancer takes Pope Bob, I will face God and walk backwards into hell

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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Yeah, but lab chambers have remote MONITORING. I definitely couldn’t log in and change the temp. I haven’t read story, but wonder if all they did was delete temp logs so that the stores couldn’t confirm safe temp storage

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

JJ MCCARTHY: Actually, they make a really nice gluten free rotini, we do like a scallop thing JAMEIS: Oh you're crazy. Gluten free. Give me ALL that gluten HAHA! (they step on the field). So what else are you making, JJ. JJ? Oh, ok. Nine. What are you making. NINE: (growling) POSSUM MEAT. RAW

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Chicken WingDings 🇵🇸 @ebridget.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Ms Rachel from the top ropes

From Ms Rachel's account on Threads, she writes, "CORECIVIC, a company that makes hundreds of millions locking up KIDS in immigration detention
has a PAC that's sending campaign checks to Senator Susan Collins of Maine.
Susan Collins chairs the Senate committee that writes ICE's budget.
ICE is CoreCivic's customer.
The company gets paid out of a budget she controls, and it pays into her campaign."

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

@tcmcg.photo I happened to glance at your profile yesterday when you were at 999 followers, and almost wrote “enjoy your final posts before you succumb to poster’s madness” but I guess now I just get to say “enjoy your madness!”

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

i have never been so happy to learn the result of a bears game and delete it off my DVR before watching a single second

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Not an ideal position to take (angrily giving the bird in a very public setting) to beat The Allegations

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Monica, I’m just here to be helpful and/or have fun banter

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

But to your point, four games is not as much time as they spent dating/engaged, which is even less time than Kelce played before they started dating

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

He is not retired, playing this season, and as far as I know the marriage is still on.

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

These are politicians that saw that early Coach VP spitting “these guys are weird” was working, and decided to go full bore

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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026

I am feeling attacked

The ADHD urge to be excellent at solving other people's highly complex problems while letting our car registration expire for 8 months while actively thinking about it every single day.

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It was on the DB against the WR! I immediately said “weak call”

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It is October The “Big Ten” has 18 teams There are only 2 B1G matchups in the early time slot. What have we become?

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

They could be GOING UP UP UP THIS IS (THEIR) MOMENT GOTTA BE GOTTA BE GOLDEN

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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Homeopuncture™️ is the newest innovation in wellness; micro-dosing virus and bacteria in order to ease inflammation and promote healthy lifestyles

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This is true, so the mental gymnastics to not ignore what definitely reads as an AI email from my manager as a direct response to an email that I sent are Olympic-level

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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 10/10/2026

HOW DARE

A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.

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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026

no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave

two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Mike Ditka will forever live on in the men and women that wear sweater vests, blue blockers, and fake mustaches, and chomp on cigars

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My freshman year! Victory Right! Basketball on Grass! The origin of my hatred of Iowa! MY DA (with full respect to Darnell Autry)!

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Rodrigo D. Lopez @superdracula.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

youtu.be/W6SeDfvTyUo?... The kickstarter goes live on 10/27/2026 #beacon #koronil

youtu.be

I Wrote Another Book!

YouTube video by Lopez Family Variety Channel

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

to enjoy the game. I’m not taking him to NFL games we have access to because I’m not paying those prices, and if Ryan Field prices stay at the level they are, it’ll probably be the same situation.

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

As I said earlier, for me it was them seeing they couldn’t sell out most games, and blaming it on the stadium. I don’t think it was ever the stadium’s fault. Probably similar to you, we’d have a hike to get to a game (~90 min) and are a busy family, but Sporty Kid is really getting to the right age

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“I know we can never fill our stadium, but the problem must be the stadium itself! Surely if we build a new one and charge people twice as much(or more) to attend, attendance will go up!”

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T(he Thing)J(ohn Carpenter’s, that is) Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social · 08/10/2026