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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛

@cvh.bsky.social
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the sun pours down like money, the moon pours down like mercury clinic escort & abortion funder & other stuff too

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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 13h
took my mostly-east-coast-kinda-picky team at an old job to Burma Superstar in SF and everyone found something to rave about! i also keep buying tea leaf salad kits online and making them at home.
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 16h
telling myself i can't buy these until i swap in my winter closet and see if they'll match any of my sweater dresses
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 19h
I am a very private person, except for when I'm eating a good meal or looking pretty.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
that's the stuff!!!
a whole grilled fish with crispy skin on a plate with a lemon wedge. there's also a bottle of beer, some olive pits, and a mixed salad. you can't tell, but we're like two feet from the ocean me, drinking some wine close to the ocean and looking very happy
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
reddit is the best local social media platform and it's not even close
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we clean up nice 🪩
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🥥 pool
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Tate Collection @tate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Dantis Amor, 1860 botfrens.com/collections/14375/cont…
Presented by F. Treharne James 1920
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
📍pool
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm on vacation, and you know what that means: the best photos of dolly from her cat sitters
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Try not to get too riled that will make you giddy & all the other things.
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the vanilla siggi's ones are sooooo good
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
eight! hours! until! vacation!
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Press for Revenge #oilpainting #art
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dear CPG packaging manufacturers, I am begging you to stop putting human snacks in bags that sound exactly like the cat treat bag when opened.
dolly trying her hardest to get into a bag of coconut date bites
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
even if all the scariest stuff turns out to be true it won't make it less funny that the computer people used the computer to invent computer Calvinism
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
someone just bumped this first-rate dolly pic back into my mentions. little weirdo!
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i'm going with horses and not zebras on this one
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
he has three www.richardhanania.com/p/boy-girl-boy
richardhanania.com
Boy, Girl, Boy
I like to call my first son “Boy.” I think it comes from The Simpsons, back when it was good.
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thinking about this in combination with how he writes about his own daughter makes me want to [i am dragged off stage by a vaudeville hook]
screenshot from hanania's substack that says "She loses her mind when hungry, crying, screaming at us, demanding a toy and then throwing it in our faces when she gets it. But a few bites later and she’s inventing dances again. Girl stuffs her face until she complains about her tummy hurting, and then demands to keep going. Boy is very picky and eats little. When he was smaller, he would send crackers and chips back for being broken or misshaped. It’s like the intellect is such an overwhelming portion of his personality that it crowds out the capacity to enjoy physical sensations. Girl is chubby, Boy is thin.

I don’t worry about Girl. At least for now. It’s not difficult to see how traits that are adorable in a two-year old can cause heartache as a teen. Thankfully, Ozempic has arrived just in time to solve what I’ve always worried would be her greatest weakness."
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hell yeah 🪾🎃🍂
a bottle of brooklyn brewery post road pumpkin ale
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New York sunset is positively apocalyptic right now
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
did you bring me some back (all of the fruit flavors are good and I don't know why I'm in an incredibly localized shortage!!!!)
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
chanting "I love living alone even when I'm sick" over and over again
ginger shot, green juice, dayquil."cold buster" bodega juice (carrot, pineapple, ginger, lemon). did not bust cold.real sad "proof of delivery" photo. big bag of wonton soup and pao cai. I'm in all bean slippers, a bathroom, and pjsDolly trying to get me to log off. I'm in PJs and a blanket
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
would sell my soul for a bag of the strawberry-flavored halls cough drops :( why is everywhere in walking distance sold out :( i'm tired
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Debt relief recipients will receive an envelope in the mail letting them know that their debt has been bought by a third party and erased with no strings attached. They’ll owe nothing and face no tax penalty. It’s just gone." HELL YA
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
juju forever (I love their pork floss & pickled radish onigiri)
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had a spate of this happen to me twice, and the first time was that I was anemic and the second was that I just wasn't eating enough
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
already starting a phone note of all the outfits I want to put together once the weather cools down
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
last night in hand building class we learned how to do slip trailing and (David Byrne voice) now it's all covered in flowers
a wiggly little ceramic planter and catch dish with some tiny flowers drawn on in slip a wiggly little ceramic planter and catch dish with some tiny flowers drawn on in slip
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh to be a dog in a pottery studio
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🌧️🪄🏰👩‍🦰🍗🔮🦄
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thank you! they're low-rise (god help me) pleather skinny pants with faux laces up the front from the Kooples!
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thank you! I got it off therealreal but it's from the Kooples! I feel like a sexy pirate whenever I wear it
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rly excited to go eat a giant turkey leg
mirror selfie in an improvised ren fair costume–button down sheer black blouse, lace up leather leggings, and knee high leather boots
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
thinking about them again
sheep.exe screenshot
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
got told i look like Elizabeth Montgomery just now 🥲
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the best compliments in New York come from the little old ladies
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trains botting @choochoo.xor.blue · 18/09/2026
🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹 💀 😈 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃 👻😈 🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
busy few days but the views have been great
view of the Brooklyn Bridge from the 74th floor of 1WTCluminous tim berne playing sax under a sparkling disco ball
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
maclemór
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
have you considered giving your cat a lil smooch
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In a dream...
IN A DREAM YOU SAW A WAY TO SURVIE AND YOU WERE FULL
OF JOY
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LOT 2259
EXP
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MADE IN U.S.A.
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
saw this sweet little piece at Cheekwood in Nashville over the summer and felt my heart split open
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
annie 💔
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
🚨🌕moon alert, go look at the moon 🌕🚨
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bro, be straight with me: was it eldritch or merely uncanny?
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
strong ethan frome vibes
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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*mocktail ugh
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