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@cuteinternethoe.bsky.social
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software engineer, they/them

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GWIZ 🎧🌙✨ @gwizofthestars.com · 02/08/2026
“why is six afraid of seven” jokes got baggage now
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my favorite psychedelic is beer
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Cats love being studied and experimented on.
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ida deerz 🔜 PonyCon Holland @deerz.one · 27/05/2026
trucker takes a nap
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What do you mean you don’t have an agents/agent/fursona.md? This is why your agents suck and never do what you want. You have to let them create their own fursonas or they won’t work properly! same with real software developers
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
*approves ur pull request*
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
someday soon you are going to go to log into your computer and realize you can’t because your biometric data is stored in the cloud and the computer can’t retrieve it and nobody else can get into their computer so nobody can fix it then we will all return to an agrarian society
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
wtf is wrong with me? do i need to get this shit tattooed on my right arm?
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
why does microsoft teams render my webcam so fuckin wide? do they want all my coworkers to see how messy my room is?
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Why have they never released Need For Speed Pro Street OST on vinyl?
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
how have you not memorized this by now
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Miles Davis - Kind of #0000ff
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
why don’t i have a rogues gallery? i should have a reoccurring cast of villains to torment me >:(
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
you know maybe things wouldn’t be so fucked if more guys could just admit they want giant tits like, it’s okay, we know it’s not worth getting blackmailed over
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
holy shit, did NASA just pull the biggest April fools prank in history?!?!
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Finally upgraded to a phone with USB-C so I can use a yubikey. I can now review pull requests from my phone. Nobody should have this much power.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
At some point in the next week or so it should be possible to trade exactly one(1) barrel of oil for exactly one(1) share of Nvidia.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Did you know that Tame Impala is just 3 kids in a trench coat pretending to be one guy?
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 26/02/2026
putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on my 2000s McAfee cd
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If you are wearing those meta AI surveillance glasses around me I will not speak to you.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
GTA VI is going to release at the exact moment the singularity occurs and instead of having jobs we will all sit inside and play GTA VI while the outside world devolves into an industrial hellscape.
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🦇 Harper 🔜 HHN35 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
When are we going to do 128 bit? Or did we just decide 64 is enough bits and nobody needs more bits than that?
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
“I hit the road in overdrive.” No, The Weekend! Overdrive is just for towing! Don’t “hit the road” in overdrive! You will destroy your transmission @ The Weekend!
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
they should make a Shinto but for rednecks
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
when am i going to get bought out by a global publicly traded manufacturing conglomerate?
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
might go to this, idk
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Well now I no longer own a car sooooo uhhhh that’s cool I guess
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
wow technology is advancing at an alarming rate
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Can’t stop thinking about Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball lol
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/01/2026
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I miss when I could watch a silly animal video and not have to ask “is this AI? Am I getting punked by AI right now?”
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Woke 2 Starts Now
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I am currently playing Yakuza Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii. I like Goro Majima. I think he’s neat.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
i should be working on a giant robot rn
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
i miss twitter
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Any studies on how AI chatbots are increasing the Dunning-Kruger effect at an alarming rate? Seems like every day I see some moron who has convinced themselves they invented the fucking wheel.
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Nicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
if i was the ceo of a social media company i would simply write yuri on main instead of crashing out
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
So can Bluesky fire the CEO? Or is this a Tesla situation where every board member has signed a blood oath to the CEO and will never fire them no matter how incompetently they act?
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Instead of trying to revive the dire wolf we should be trying to revive the Mexican lapdog
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
They should make a Dubai chocolate Monster
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Oh my gender? Lesbian. Obviously.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 31/07/2025
Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.
photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos meme guy
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Stay Woke
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I’m living that furry who cannot afford a fursuit lifestyle. It sucks.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Do you think Ozzy will rise from the dead in a few days?
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
What do you think she is designing?
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Seems like most conservatives just want a strong paternal figure to give them a good firm spanking. Maybe that would fix them. If any conservatives reading this need a spanking hmu.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I regret to say it but I have formed an unhealthy parasocial relationship with Bolinda, the Bojangles drive-through AI.
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