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GWIZ 🎧🌙✨ @gwizofthestars.com · 02/08/2026
“why is six afraid of seven” jokes got baggage now
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
if u use a computer u are making slop
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The anti-ai shit is getting stupid. I hate seeing slop as much as the next guy but fuck this is getting stupid.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Cursor just added an iOS app. It’s my favorite for launching and managing agents but I use git for everything. Probably not the best option if you want a chat style experience.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my favorite psychedelic is beer
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i like this concept
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Cats love being studied and experimented on.
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ida deerz 🔜 PonyCon Holland @deerz.one · 27/05/2026
trucker takes a nap
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What do you mean you don’t have an agents/agent/fursona.md? This is why your agents suck and never do what you want. You have to let them create their own fursonas or they won’t work properly! same with real software developers
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
true
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
*squishes and merges ur pr*
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
*approves ur pull request*
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
someday soon you are going to go to log into your computer and realize you can’t because your biometric data is stored in the cloud and the computer can’t retrieve it and nobody else can get into their computer so nobody can fix it then we will all return to an agrarian society
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
why must one "--set-upstream origin"?
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
wtf is wrong with me? do i need to get this shit tattooed on my right arm?
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
why does microsoft teams render my webcam so fuckin wide? do they want all my coworkers to see how messy my room is?
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Why have they never released Need For Speed Pro Street OST on vinyl?
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
how have you not memorized this by now
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
my wolf… i don’t even know what a futon is
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Miles Davis - Kind of #0000ff
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
FINALLY A PLATFORM I CAN STAND BEHIND! Mostly because i am unable to sit down or my penis will disappear inside my balls.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
why don’t i have a rogues gallery? i should have a reoccurring cast of villains to torment me >:(
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
‪i have been informed that the Artemis II launch was real and not in fact an April Fools prank. Jokes on me i guess.‬
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
you know maybe things wouldn’t be so fucked if more guys could just admit they want giant tits like, it’s okay, we know it’s not worth getting blackmailed over
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
holy shit, did NASA just pull the biggest April fools prank in history?!?!
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i have been fooled.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
yes
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Finally upgraded to a phone with USB-C so I can use a yubikey. I can now review pull requests from my phone. Nobody should have this much power.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
spoilers: it’s good
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
They both have ice? Makes sense to me.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
2 could not be more true. Having the default behavior be “let me work around the problem instead of trying to fix it” is great for marketing because you can make it seem like LLMs are capable of solving much more complex problems than they are.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
At some point in the next week or so it should be possible to trade exactly one(1) barrel of oil for exactly one(1) share of Nvidia.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Being anti-war is NOT being pro-Iran!
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Did you know that Tame Impala is just 3 kids in a trench coat pretending to be one guy?
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 26/02/2026
putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on my 2000s McAfee cd
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Thanks. This was just the encouragement I needed to take psilocybin before work.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If you are wearing those meta AI surveillance glasses around me I will not speak to you.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I don’t think you need to make insane hyperbolic claims to justify funding scientific research. Not every researcher makes an earth shaking scientific discovery with practical applications for medicine or technology and that’s okay.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I don’t think any of the scientists involved in these stories would claim they cured cancer. The scientific press loves to take little discoveries and hype them up as a big deal. It’s how they get clicks. Similar with how someone is always achieving a cold fusion “breakthrough”.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
GTA VI is going to release at the exact moment the singularity occurs and instead of having jobs we will all sit inside and play GTA VI while the outside world devolves into an industrial hellscape.
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🦇 Harper 🔜 HHN35 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I actually think this would fix a lot of what’s wrong in American politics
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
At first I hated Johnny Silverhand… you know because he is a terrorist… but now I am Johnny Silverhand and I think terrorism is actually okay as long as you mostly just kill corpos
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
There are analog gauges! They are in front of the screens lol.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Knee jerk reaction was “thanks I hate it” but the longer you look at it the more interesting details you find. A lot of good ideas going into this, like the hybrid analog digital gauge cluster.
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
When are we going to do 128 bit? Or did we just decide 64 is enough bits and nobody needs more bits than that?
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
@theweekendmsnow.bsky.social
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
“I hit the road in overdrive.” No, The Weekend! Overdrive is just for towing! Don’t “hit the road” in overdrive! You will destroy your transmission @ The Weekend!
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
leave a little moonshine on the sacred stump for the spirits of the holler
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cute internet hoe @cuteinternethoe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
they should make a Shinto but for rednecks
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