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@cursedoxlong.bsky.social
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 21h
how kind of them to provide some papier mache materials for the students! they'll be delighted to help shred them too
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
restorative justice is like gentle parenting and natural consequence, in that it has a clearly defined academic definition that people don't care to learn and have instead decided on a definition in their own heads to either champion or get mad about
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fuck man i didnt even notice 😭
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wym, house driving his house into cuddy's place is a perfectly reasonable and in character reaction to his relapse and breakup
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
why is it always chatgpt can play the video game for you and never chatgpt can take the piss break for you
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i feel like im going insane why is TUMBLR the only place talking about facebook/meta doing active election interference???
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
could you make this any more complicated? i have to buy square enix vbucks on the nintendo eshop now?
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Moth (Comms Open!) @bloodcrisis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
somerton faced infinitely more backlash for an offense not even remotely comparable to what geller did
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and when a news outlet features him on their channel, because he's built up a trustworthy reputation? or he collaborates with a peer? or someone reuploads a clip, finding something he said funny or interesting and worth spreading?
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just think women should be able to get educations without a constant threat of sexual violence.
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Agony Ina @agonyina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i like the view #porcelainmade
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
check the url of this post
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i'm glad you're having fun jowol! it took me a couple tries before i really fell in love with the story too.
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
simply by maintaining his position with nebula, gellar is granted an implicit position of trust and power within the creator space. video essayists often hire independent contractors as well, eg musicians and editors. nebula has taken steps to reduce that power.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
do you think jontron and the internet historian are fucking
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
someone get this exe file to joel STAT
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope you're doing better and you're in a safe place now, Morgan. I'm glad you were able to come forward with this.
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sexual harassment is so fucking rampant and no one ever faces any fucking consequences for it. admin is complicit. yeah man fucking email everyone an mp4 of a girl crying while recounting her rape that'll make em stop. fuck all of you
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
XIV introducing the ultimate cheat code by saying viera change their names to whatever they like so yes, my name IS corporal poop, thank you very much
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ALTERNATE TIMELINE: "His d-word smaller than my toes, yeah yeah smaller than my toes"
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ALTERNATE TIMELINE: "Do you know how many songs are in Megan Thee Stallion's discography?" "Counting or not counting wet ass p-word?"
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i was dealing with a really simple logic issue in my homework, i was just unfamiliar with the language and my prof said to use genAI (it got it wrong). you know where i found a good example? fucking microsoft flight sim modding documentation.
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
saw this post about the dan gheesling situation on the NL subreddit and its frying me
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
im not sure why the age of medical consent is left out of this conversation. many jurisdictions allow for minors to make medical decisions. "kids" is also deliberately deceptive wording meant to invoke the image of grade schoolers (though reproductive care is sometimes provisioned to them).
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh i don't disagree with you, i think it's reactionary and ahistoric, but even if one accepts soviet intent as the truth, the framing of the holodomor ignores the famines in central asia and is part of a larger pattern of exceptionalism
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the holodomor framing also intentionally excludes famine in central asia and focuses solely on ukraine, even if you accept it at face value
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
funniest part is that tillamook is halal because its vegetarian lmao. it's been that way for years. the label is trivial in most cases because grocery store cheese doesn't usually use animal rennet anymore. it's both marketing and cost-effective.
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
anthrocon 2028 attendees watching a 42 year old sonally shipper brutally maul an 06-was-good-revisionist for saying they think the episode where shadow the hedgehog teaches cream a lesson about playing nice at recess was out of character
tiger looking flabbergasted meme
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
more importantly do they let you make your barbies i mean units kiss again i'll even take some hetslop
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
im still on white clouds but can someone lmk how many of the fortunes weave units can be gay
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 14/09/2026
sonic discourse nuke: they bring back sally but only for the preschool show
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
and then you try to play ffxi and realize just how much of a leap forward it is with xiv
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
sweep that shit back in
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
what am i missing here
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You want queer communist BIPOC trans art but you also want it from people spending millions on propping up fascist regimes. You are a fucking child. Turn off the cartoons and engage with material reality for two seconds. These people are your enemy.
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
yep. genuinely just useless for me since i don't pay for coins and can't play the ads on my device.
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
sonic and espio real asf for that
a cropped panel from IDW sonic the hedgehog issue 80. rouge the bat has a finger under sonic's chin, tilting his face towards her. he is sweating profusely. a cropped panel from IDW sonic the hedgehog issue 80. rouge the bat has a finger under espio the chameleon's chin, tilting his face towards her. he is sweating profusely.
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
and the "unread" tab is clogged with fast pass burying the actual unread series :l
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tiger run (based on a comic trend by k2comix)
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
90s pals ⭐️💜 [ #cuteart #illustration ]
A little doodle of two of my long cat characters. Squiggle, who is themed after a 90s iconic jazz cup, is back to back with Arcade, who is themed after a 90s arcade carpet pattern. They’re laughing and looking like they’re sharing a good time.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it's lost media now
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a keeper of the moon garbed in red you say?
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ngl most of those crayon eaters would probably be willing to defect if offered a buffet spread in tehran
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
garlic naan
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
INDIAN RESTAURANTS IN THE HOOD BE LIKE I think imma get the butter chicken with mango lassi... and let me get a garlic naan with it It comes with garlic naan it comes with garlic naan
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
careful with the monkey's paw, if we didnt have geoff keighley im 90% confident the show would've become a circlejerk of twitch streamers and c-list celebrities. he's the only thing standing between us and logan paul.
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
tyfp from the world of darkness! o/
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
spica? yeah, spica. everyone knows spica. the brightest star in the virgo constellation. its like basic common fucking knowledge. look around you, spica is everywhere. you don't know spica? lol. all of japan knows about spica. wtf is an octagon btw? does anyone know what an octagon is?
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
FEO UL FEO UL THE PEOPLE LOVE YOU FEO UL
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