Reposted by Lauren KuehlThe Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I wish a sexy older witch would gently massage me until I was a beautiful and useful pig. 1234856
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026It’s been over 9 months since I’ve seen a movie in theaters I’m glad I chose one that’s so fucking sick 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Give Ludwig Göransson another Oscar for getting my baby to sleep using The Odyssey soundtrack 010
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Benny Safdie as Agamemnon? 👨🏻🍳🤌 if a character has got that shit on you know Benny Safdie is underneath all that shit 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The Odyssey was awesome, they should have had tie in wax like earplugs for how loud it is, Anne Hathaways face moves plenty it’s not frozen from Botox, and every time Tom Holland said “dad” instead of father I pictured Jesse Gemstone saying “daddy” 100
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Me seeing Tom Cruise at the world cup: so fucking sick 110
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026This is all because you guys couldn’t just enjoy what we had you had say rule of threes now look we lost Sam Neill and Mitch McConnell is back from the dead 000
Reposted by Lauren Kuehllowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 12/07/2026lindsey graham never met a country he didn’t want to bomb 418215
Reposted by Lauren KuehlKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026“What I loved about Senator Lindsey Graham is that we belonged to the same social class” 394049601
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Me to my 8 month old baby at midnight: I don’t want to see you again until at least 4am My baby at 2am: mom wake up Lindsey Graham is dead 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I saw the news on the I think you should leave Reddit so I thought they were making a joke with the wrong person but no that other old bitch died 010
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Pussy Posse jump scare at the Brazil Norway game 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Looking up the origin of a meme and google ai gives me this dumb shit 010
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Hovering to pee at my parents house because my mom keeps the heated toilet seat I gave her for winters on even when it’s 90+ out 010
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The receptionist at PT said I look young she’d never guess I was 35 😭static.klipy.comDebby Ryan's Surprised ReactionAlt: That one gif of the brunette blinking and wiping the hair from her eyes coyly 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026My husband is using a vpn through India to watch the basketball game and I cheered when a period commercial showed actual blood color filling the pad 110
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 19/05/2026My jeopardy loving husband wanted to try the new pop culture jeopardy first thing he said when Colin Jost comes on screen: he does not have ‘it’ 020
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Watched nirvanna the band the show before nirvanna the band the show the movie then started nirvana the band (the web series) which added another level to this my god 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Ugh Ewan and Nicole giving us the most chemistry of the night Moulin Rouge you will always be famous 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 05/03/2026This is just like when that puppy of hers was having a normal day and then she shot it dead and her kids got off the bus and saw the dead dog 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I’m watching Strip Law and my baby is watching me watch Strip Law and we are laughin our asses off Glemtastrophe was a hoot 010
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 28/02/2026All these Hollywood is dead posts are about Jim Carrey’s facelift right 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 24/01/2026There is a tiktok trend on how to be Chinese drink hot water in the morning wear house shoes do lymphatic drainage stretches the American people are ready to be liberated 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I found a pile of coins in the parking lot of a grocery store and it reminded me of that video of the lady who saw a coin in a parking lot and says something like ‘they’re trying to get me to bend over they won’t get me’ but I can’t find it anyone know what I’m talking about 010
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 26/12/2025@jowrotethis.bsky.social been doing a simultaneous buffy/angel binge since house of r started its rewatch i think @robmahoney.bsky.social should come on for an angel rewatch pod if he’s itching to get in on the Buffyverse coverage 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Tendinitis in left hand carpal tunnel in my right here I am stuck in the middle with you (my 13lb baby) 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Instagram putting messages back at the bottom and making the swipe left motion go to reels after getting my muscle memory used to doing so to see messages mark zuckerberg you will pay for your crimes and he moved where the search is fuck you 110
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Set in the 2010s featuring full length songs from Canadian indie princess Feist is the cherry on top of all the smut 100
Reposted by Lauren KuehlMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 08/12/2025It’s the first show I’ve seen where a sex scene fades to black then fades in again and they are still going at it 2095151
Reposted by Lauren KuehlMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 08/12/2025People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply 33125895
Reposted by Lauren Kuehlallie @aesmmns.bsky.social · 08/12/2025i'm so glad we're talking abt this tho bc i gasped aloud when i saw it 14816
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I combed my baby’s little hairs to the side for a photo shoot today and my mom said he looked like hitler ☹️ 110
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Scratching my cats head and rubbing my baby’s back at the same time, this was what the pat your head rub your belly training was all for 020
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 29/11/2025The best part of these middle of the night feeds is when baby poops and the air purifier quality indicator turns yellow it went all the way to red once 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I get my hair products from London and usually stock up during their Black Friday sale but now they don’t even ship here I honestly might cry 000
Reposted by Lauren KuehlDave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Cc: @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov 229873
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 02/11/2025“What’s cool is my teeth will be even bigger next year” - Freddie Freeman 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 28/10/2025In the newborn trenches and I hope this historic World Series game goes on all night it makes diaper blowout changes much more fun 220
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Clearing cleats like horseshoes in the 18th inning gonna have to send him to the glue factory soon 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Fanning my c section bandages with a drag queens clacker fan, postpartum but keep it cunt 000
Lauren Kuehl @curlykuehl.bsky.social · 22/10/2025My husband wants the middle name of our baby to be whatever jeopardy champ wins the day he’s born and I was really pulling for Dargan 010
