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Finding the worst vanity & private number plates.

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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SE11 ERY. Shit plate. Shit cunt.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PU55 HEY. Motability pusshey patrol, tragic.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah Gaz, and take your fucking plate with you.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OK14 NOK. Point well made, Ian. You are a cunt.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OHK 1M. Range Rover cunt
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BOW 13E and SEM 111. No words, what a pair of utter fucking cunts. I'm going to sit in a dark room and calm down.
OH JUST FUCK OFF YOU ATTENTION DEPRIVED FUCKING CUNT HOLES
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
F10 NAJ. Cunts and their Cybersters.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GH02 TOH. Ghort telling us what a cunt they are, in case there were no other signals.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NE11 LPC. You know what the PC stands for, Neiil? Parked like a Cunt. Cunt. @yplac.bsky.social
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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh you bastard. Park anywhere lights, Audi (yes, fuck you) AND @cuntplates.bsky.social. TWAT. #YPLAC
A fucking audi (course it is) parked next to double yellow lines - can't even park on them) with it's hazards on. Plate is C1SH GO. No, I have no idea either. Wanker.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
T4 WAT. Self identifying twattish cunt. With a lotus.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SP06 TUS. Another TVR cunt, multiplied by that fucking font.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BE57 WET. Best in the bin, mister hot tub.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FA57 MYG. 🤮
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
T500 TUS. Another TVR tosser. #CuntMeet
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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One for @cuntplates.bsky.social. Fully blocked pavement WANKER. #YPLAC
Some fucking wankpanzer with the cuntplate 58H. Presumably 58 is his fucking IQ.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RO L3X
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BU11 ETZ. Compensating cunt
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FRY 1T. Buy a chippy, pay no tax, buy a cunt car and cunt plate. Job done.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
V114 GRA.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
K. Gibraltar delivers the goods again.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seem to have a few of this cunt
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FR13 NDS. Cunt enough until you notice the dots around the t*sla badge. Fuck right off.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
DO11 ORS. Presumably paid too many dollors for this travesty of a plate.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So it is, 1111.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
11 II. Or II 11. Proper cunt, of course in a Range Rover.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
PE04 KAZ. #CuntMeet
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
F1 GHT
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's a real stroke-inducing web address
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
POL 115H
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
4 EVA a cunt
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
TEN 11
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@cuntplates.bsky.social a particularly egregious example out in the wild.
A Tesla (Bork) with the twat plate MA6IC MR, Presumably trying to say "Magic Mister" which is clearly a synonym for "fucking nonce". To be avoided like the plague and quite probably subject to a considerable number of restraining orders. Cunt.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
SOR 8A. Footballer, Range Rover, Plate, Parking. It's a cunt-clean-sweep. Happy Friday.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
MY61 KES. Loves gikes so much, they had to get a cunt plate to tell the world. Not impressed, the world is cruel, and we just laugh at the silly cunt.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
FAS 7A
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AR10 LAR. Tit
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AUD 1
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
PO02 HOT. Got enough attention yet, cunt?
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And another 🤡
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Cunt spam bot reposted this, even the social media parasites know a quality post when they see one. #CuntMeet
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
X66 SVR. Nah, to the cunt corner with you.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
TVR 79. Nice car, ruined by a cunt. A fucking cunt.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
JK60 ULD. Weird fucking bus, tracksuit cunt. @yplac.bsky.social
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
NO02 TAX. Aged well.
An electric jaguar i-pace with the number plate 'NO02 TAX' implying the owner doesn't have to pay vehicle tax in the UK. This hasn't been true for a while now. For the pedants, if they were referring to not paying income tax, they'd be driving something a bit spicier than an i-pace.
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Oxfords not Brogues 🇺🇦 🌻 🚜 🏁👻 @tancred1098.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
S8T ANX. Saw this over the weekend and thought it was an absolute cunt plate on a crap car. They probably added an X because they have a blue check on xitter dot cunt. <Pardon my adoption of your accurate and pointed phrasing :) >
Crap black Tesla with a blatantly cunt plate S8TANX. I wanted to piss on its crap tires.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
P28 SCP. Cunt van, with a cunt plate and yes, it's 'parked'. Like a cunt. @yplac.bsky.social
The 'C' stands for 'cunt'.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ITA 1. Diplomatic plate, but paired with the cunt parking, I'm allowing it. @yplac.bsky.social
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
EMM 4S
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
GO60 LFX. #Bolf cunt
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