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@cuntempt-awe.bsky.social
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AMELIA is the worlds longest normal girl 🔞

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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i dont think you should be allowed to have more than 1000 followers until youre thirty. because the idea of having 50k people listening to me at age 21? terrifying. please go anywhere but the internet
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 8h
its so cute being a late bloomer actually i decided
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 9h
local pathetic woman found to have some value
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 10/10/2026
I hope this email fucking kills you
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
im like if beavis was a girl
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this was my best post ever btw. its all downhill from here
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
steam notification in your screen corner that says im currently playing devils advocate
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Vual!?!? @vual.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mhmmhghh Ryoshu
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
lying about being a feedee to solve my food insecurity issue
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
if i lived on the second floor you couldnt stop me from leaving the apartment via the balcony
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FUCK!!!!!!!!!
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
daylight savings but only for when i stay up past bedtime please
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i hope when people see me years later in a constant state of mental distress they go "wow i caused him to be like that and i am a bad person"
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
sometimes i cannot fucking wait to be 30
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
reselling a pack of 23 cigarettes on facebook marketplace because i couldnt get a refund when i told the cashier "i dont think smoking matches my vibe actually"
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my entire life is a simulation and i lowkey forgot what i was supposed to do in here ooh im gonna be in so much trouble when i die
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Human Meatgrinder @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*overlooking the massive red flags and impending doom* wow everything can be so beautiful if you let it
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I go potty alot so if I die randomly they dont have to clean up gross stuff #considerate
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fuck you all i have going for me is that i would take sparkling water over pussy in every situation
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i would not survive a day in the wild. i cant even survive an hour without a sparkling water
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
its been one day and we are already through a twelve pack
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
tap water tastes like blood why
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
shiiiit
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
its so fucked that when my life goes well i dont post on here
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i have a fucking problem
twelve 12 packs of sparkling water in a cart
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
she let me hit because i love her
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you cant trust your husband either but i dont think anyone should have a husband
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you cant trust your family you cant trust your friends you cant trust your wife so the only option i have is to become the best to ever fucking do it
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how do you go from hair on the left to hair on the right asking for a friend
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Dude Who's Kinda Nobody @thatdude-mad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How it lowkey feels finishing up Canto X: The Gaze Bearing but only knowing the surface level theming of Camus' body of work
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i need more transgender women that just fucking suck
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i am such a blessing to everyone who loves me but i wish i could experience that sensation myself
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i want a woman who will sweep me off my feet and irreversibly change my life, but unfortunately that is the kind of woman i am becoming
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
everyone knows the worst part about sex is the sex part
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in my defense that dog was really good at chess
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
whitest thing ive ever seen was a woman at a gas station w her boyfriend buying a 6 pack of mountain dew at 10:34 pm wearing a shirt that said "rest in peace charlie kirk"
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i dont want to work i want to beckme the greatest artist ever so i can draw porn ill never share with other people
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Human Meatgrinder @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I bet if she saw me go into the liquor store every day, the cute girl who works there would think I was put together and wealthy
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the julie bots are inflating my fuckign follower count
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that bowl of pozole genuinely made me cry when i tasted it. i miss my family
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
everything will be alright twin
bubble bath pov w alcohol
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
trying to have one. i dont know jf jts working
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lowkey i will always find a way
birria taco dinner
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i think i need to just slow down, but its hard to when my brain wants me to go even faster and i know i dont have much time before something else falls apart. i dont know
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so i have to fix myself, i have to be a better person i have to become someone she wouldve preferred. but i kept hitting a wall trying to force things and then feeling guilty over not being able to change
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i think when i got broken up with i woke up from a trance and i looked at who i had been for the past few years, and i thought it looked sickening and that everything about my life was disgusting and had to be completely reformed. i think she saw the same thing and decided it wasnt worth it anymore
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just like fuck. i feel so much responsibility to change everything all at once and now that my life is so intertwined in infinitely more problems than ive ever had it feels like im making up for everyone elses mistakes and i genuinely cannot handle this level of stress that i just shut down
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i think genuinely tonight has been the closest to suicidal i can ever get. dying is a really stupid choice ill never make but making the changes necessary to stop feeling like shit is genuinely so terrifying even though i know i will come out of it better off
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mr girlfriend 🥹 @cuntempt-awe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
its a clock out an hour early and go eat at a mexican place kind of night
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