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Cucker Tarlson

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Damn son where’d you find this

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
when in court and under oath: it was a mistake to deport garcia who committed no crimes when on fox news:
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Just got an ad for Instagram on Instagram. Life is so beautiful
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
American Christianity has marshaled its vast electoral muscle behind Trump in hopes of historic access to the White House and so far this coveted leverage has resulted in an Iranian Christian being deported to her imprisonment and possible death and two sex traffickers being freed and imported here.
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
There's few better indicators of the "respectable" American right than Weiss. She spent 10+ years now preaching that the biggest threat to America was blue-haired college students being annoying on twitter. But when it comes to Nazis, now it's time for grace and understanding
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/01/2025
i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I'm spending a concerning amount of time now in the r/cheeseburger subreddit
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/01/2025
Really might be my favorite football image ever
Liberty coach in “Jesus won” shirt while losing very badly
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Another bill for $354 👍
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
These are my favorite accounts on instagram because why would he ever say this
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Yesterday a conservative told me they were "cautiously optimistic" Trump wasn't going to crash the economy. Lmao
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Good game Georgia. Eat shit
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. saw an 18.1% increase in homelessness this year, with more than 770,000 people counted as homeless.
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Since New Years Eve is almost here I'm accepting applications for anyone who wants to join my Dangerous Nights crew
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The Luigi Mangione story touches on pretty much every issue I care about: The barbaric US healthcare system The two tiered criminal justice system The expansion of the surveillance state Cops proving to be completely useless, despite having an infinite budget Jokes about Italians
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
women you better lower your standards or else i’m warning you i will become even more pathetic
IG reels with a man and a robot woman which says :

I hate to say this but l definitely see this happening in the next 10-20 years if women don't start lowering their standards. It's very sad too because you should want an ACTUAL human CONNECTION.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
during delivery my newborn son said he was "Going breach mode" and did a sick flip. Much to my wife's Chagrin of course.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/12/2024
it has always been a long reaction to the New Deal. from then to now, capital had seen the New Deal as the sin that must be purged so that the rest of us understand our place as grist for their mills
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/12/2024
meritocracy is when you have recapitulated the jim crow social order
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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
The pro-life/pro-murder venn diagram is a near perfect circle
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
RW media has successfully tricked people into believing that anyone who reads books and thinks we should feed poor people is an "elitist", whereas a billionaire fighting to break unions is a hard-scrabble success story you've gotta respect
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
if i was in the Donner party i woulda just starved to death. who cares, it's 1846, being alive sucks ass. why would you eat a guy when there isn't even radios yet
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 05/12/2024
This is really not the point, but man is the shooter an unintentional advertisement for the fastest way to get around is by bike
 a map showing that the United Healthcare CEO was shot at 640  at 54th and 6th at 6:40am and that CCTV showed him exiting Central Park along Central Park west near 85th street a little before 7am
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CONFLICT NEWS FELLA @warosintfella.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Once again I am reminding you that we should put all tech bros in prison and then sort things out later
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
In 2019 I was at a tech conference and sat next to this guy at a dinner for a couple hours. He bragged about how he’s never drank and how he was building the first “ethical bank” lmaooo
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Every teacher in America going to school with a target on their back: *price of doing business, shoulda got a real job* ONE CEO gets shot:
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It’s insane how this is how it functions and most of this country has quietly accepted it. I’ve heard stories of people who just call on and the insurance company basically goes “cool we won’t charge you anymore”. Just bleeding money out of people bc they csn
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My son was born 3 months ago and we’re still receiving random hospital bills for $300 every few weeks, when does this end
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My wife left me for her manager, who my kids now call dad. Here’s what it taught me about B2B sales: 👇🏻 🧵
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/12/2024
my going explanation for this is that it is sociological. pundits overwhelmingly live in culturally liberal urban areas where they are constantly exposed to a certain progressive cultural milieu in extremely high concentrations. they feel deep resentment and this is projected onto reactionaries!
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Diana Thibado @dianathibado.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a woman holding a cup of coffee with the words exactly written below her
Alt: Moira Rose from Schitts Creek is holding a cup of coffee with the words exactly written below her
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It’s a win-win. Today can’t hurt me
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Rooting for my team but against our head coach
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Conservative Christians got so mad about a black president and occasionally seeing gay people in commercials that they decided they’d rather burn down all of society rather than share it
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
How many times a week do you think of this
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
If there are any UGA fans who follow me please lmk I would like to personally fight you
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I think if you try to go to a brewery in Birmingham without a kid they turn you away
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Bruce in his berry eating dome
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Deactivating my Twitter this morning felt so good
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This is basically correct
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
If I could Thanos-snap one group out of existence it’d be tech bros
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I’m sick of having to go to two different hubs for grub and porn
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This week, people are taking the lyrics to ‘Defying Gravity’ and really holding space with that
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Cucker Tarlson @cuckertarlson.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The 2 Republican Presidencies I lived through brought us the Iraq war, housing collapse, Great Recession, COVID mismanagement, and Jan 6. Third times the charm though
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water taster @crip.es · 26/11/2024
when i worked at circle k we had to lock up the beers at night because they came to life once
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Good. It’s horrific how other platforms abused their reach to strangle local, independent, and national outlets alike. I WANT to see news and actual vetted work and I WANT journalists to get rewarded for it. Because I want to live in a thinking human world over some AI generated slop dystopia
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