Cthuwu @cthuwu.bsky.social · 18hI would use it only to shoplift things that would help me in my weightlifting domination journey. Like weights. 110
Cthuwu @cthuwu.bsky.social · 19hIf I had telekinesis I would use it to win weightlifting competitions. 140
Reposted by CthuwuRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The only good thing Christopher Columbus ever did was die 617113
Cthuwu @cthuwu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026LOL I was like oh no. that dress could use some tailoring...but then I was like ok wow. 130
Cthuwu @cthuwu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Imagine having an eye on your butt and you can watch yourself poop youtu.be/n5U8M2JtAHk...youtu.beThis May Be The Most Important Video You'll Watch This Year.YouTube video by A Curious Birb 010
Reposted by CthuwuBen Hart @pavlovforgoths.com · 10/10/2026ya'll do know that you should share your friends' art, right, like that's how they find more clients and get tipped and pay their bills 12015
Cthuwu @cthuwu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026They want us to think typing a prompt is laborious and texting. "Please don't make us create another graphic" 000
Reposted by CthuwuSpinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There were plans for a manned mission to Jupiter, but NASA couldn't find volunteers willing to get more stupider. 041
Cthuwu @cthuwu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Bro what the fuck I'm just trying to enjoy some dumb brain rot game before I sleep and wtf is this ad 041
Reposted by CthuwuAoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Important seasonal information: I have mentioned before that my favorite Maine event is the Damariscotta pumpkin regatta in which people grow giant pumpkins, turn them into boats, decorate them and then race them. Badly. Pumpkins are a terrible shape for boating! This year they will be LIVESTREAMING 21310
Cthuwu @cthuwu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026yall if someone put my business on an AI flyer I'd be livid 120
Cthuwu @cthuwu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Also I just found out Christa Pike and I have the same birthday. so that makes: Chuck Norris Osama bin Laden Jon Hamm Christa Pike All have the same birthday as me 010
Reposted by Cthuwumindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Do what you love (never working a day in your life) and you'll never work a day in your life 229262
Cthuwu @cthuwu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you're pooping right now reading this, we are now poop pals because I'm pooping too. It's a bond that can never be broken. 🤎🤎static.klipy.comBest Friends ForeverALT: Best Friends Forever 030
Cthuwu @cthuwu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Its time to get weird. youtu.be/YcwRiiPIzIY...youtu.beHENGE - Mushroom OneYouTube video by HENGE 010
Cthuwu @cthuwu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I can't believe I paid money to see Endgame in theaters and watch natasha fall to her death again. 020
Reposted by Cthuwu✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 02/10/2026OHHHHHHHHHHHH who lives in a pineapple under the sea PISS BUTT ASS FART 4707
Cthuwu @cthuwu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my new favorite song youtu.be/9DviEyvcshE...youtu.beHENGE - TardigradesYouTube video by HENGE 010
Cthuwu @cthuwu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026These are ONLY available in my Ko-Fi ko-fi.com/outregenerat... 010