Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 23/09/2026No, they promise their classifier is calibrated. It’s literally in their copy 120
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 19/09/2026we spent billions of dollars and person hours getting computers to render unicode well just in time for our thousand-dollar attention-sucking monoliths to hate anything outside the correct 6 columns of this table 010
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 18/09/2026The linked piece is indeed very good. This one specifically should be a lot more salient in people's minds: 021
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 10/09/2026quarto-hub is really coming together, y'all! I'm so excited to share some of this with you at conf next week. Check out our upcoming collaborative wysiwyg editor working on a fully-styled Quarto 2 page: 56514
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 03/09/2026Y'all can do this too. I'm only a recent 15-year customer, though 000
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 01/09/2026Ok, I've seen enough. I can't contribute to this medium anymore. I don't know what happens next. We resuscitate blogs and go from there? I don't know. But this is fucked, and I don't think participating at all is net positive. Back to pure work announcements, I guess. DMs open, love y'all 070
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 01/09/2026Very cool and let's honest to god do more of that. And also: computer, enhance 140
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 20/08/2026yup. Have you read this? knightcolumbia.org/content/ai-a... It's very good. 071
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 14/08/2026I'm surprised about this too! See eg below. I started the session by giving context to Opus 5, which then looked at the Quarto 1 repo, found (correctly) the relevant open issues, and (correctly) noticed the architecture change in Quarto 2 I designed for this. That took Opus **3 minutes**. 130
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 09/08/2026Nail this on the fucking doors of Those People. You know who they are. 0234
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 07/08/2026It's right there. The problem with this phrasing is any situation where one class nets job and the other doesn't, you get to "100%" figures, and that is misleading. %s and subtraction don't mix I'm not disputing that it sucks for women in tyool 2026! But we can do better than sloppy text. 000
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 07/08/2026I need us all to bear collective witness to this from Google ca 2026 2130
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 02/08/2026I'm so not joking, this was the beginning of the _next_ fight 100
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 01/08/2026#spirepoasting complaint post What the fuck dude lmao 190
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 30/07/2026Lest you think I'm exaggerating, which hypothesis is more plausible to you? - the human behind this profile actually cares about your project - the human behind this profile only wants the record of the work associated with their profile to get clout 131
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 27/07/2026The only real measure of a successful walk: that face right there 841718
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 24/07/2026Ok so I was 45 and not 7 when I heard about this the first time lol. but this is genuinely cute, and no less because the “visual proof by induction” and the proof that (2^n)^2 - 1 = 0 (mod 3) are the same proof that you can work out easily in your head out on an evening walk 280
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 14/07/2026Like, you seriously want to be inside a containment circle to write this shit. "Let (t, t_1) .. be a soul ... this ends the proof"? Come on now :D 000
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 14/07/2026You can't convince me that this isn't written by Bob Howard in a nearby universe (with apologies to @cstross.bsky.social) 120
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 29/06/2026Ok, they didn't specifically enable it. They enabled it page-wide and didn't think it through, and I have the curse of owning two functioning eyes, apparently. 010
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 29/06/2026If you're a type designer putting ligatures in monospace type, rest assured we're working hard to create a special hell for you individually, where every sign will be kemed as wrongly as possible 340
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 28/06/2026Have you ever thought about these displays? On top of them being circular, you have to flip the x coordinates of one of the sides (or that of the videos). Pretty weird and neat! 040
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 27/06/2026Another homework assignment; this is (mostly) the B section of Pixinguinha's Cochichando 0110
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 24/06/2026Reader, these are from the same comment Please join me in involuntary eye-twitching 130
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 24/06/2026Hey, I know. I get it! But also, look at this treasure of a day. Just look at it! 010
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 17/06/2026More q2 sneak peaks (now @elliot.website and @gordonwoodhull.bsky.social's work!) this is the kind of thing we want our new preview mode to do: you can work on the preview document directly, and changes here will reflect back on your .qmd file. This will also work on the collaborative editor 1242
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 15/06/2026You would love the regional soccer league from my home state (the "gauchão"). Many a superior squad has succumbed to the 12th player, the fog 0120
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 12/06/2026Actually you _are_ going to find a Gaussian there, pretty clearly. This is a random walk {-1: 0.5, +1: 0.5} starting at zero, and after k steps it approaches N(0, \sqrt{k}). I'm a little surprised everyone is just going along here 200
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 12/06/2026I still think this is... um sort of philosophically confused. But I think it's a genuine effort 100
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 05/06/2026Look at this beautiful instrument. It even has too many strings! How can I not love it 2120
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 28/05/2026(Spirepoasting) sts2 rules so much lmao. I'm climbing ascensions again Necrobinder A8 run: Beat the decimillipede at 1 HP, the insatiable at 4 HP, then picked up a Lord's Parasol and History Lesson. Beat the final boss with Eradicate+ with Corruption, History Lesson, Transfigure+, Lethality. 160
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 21/05/2026Is it going to fix email? no. Does it give me the warm fuzzies every other month or so? yes. self care, it matters! 060
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 16/05/2026I promised my teacher to do this; sorry you’ll have to see it lol 060
Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 11/05/2026@mattkeeter.com have you seen this? wcandillon.github.io/redraw/docs/... 100