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Calm Catman

@crystalmeh.bsky.social

154 followers 220 following 471 posts

The formerly Rude Catman that is much calmer (beelzedub chess and Valo stream guy). gave my tenbux. Twitch.tv/eatpuke

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 16/10/2026

This went places I did not expect

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 12h

@milesklee.bsky.social thank you for the opportunity to make this.

4- panel vince falling meme:
Panel 1 (vince interested)
Surprised by the hype around yet another documentary on Theranos fraudster Elizabeth
Holmes? It has everything to do with this experimental comedian.
Panel 2 (vince horned up)
The New Fan's Guide to the Unreal World of
Nathan Fielder
Panel 3 (vince hootin like a steam engine)
Wired @wired dot com
Panel 4 (vince gets such a big boner it throws him back)
Miles Klee

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

*to my partner about to shower* showerer

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

swanboy.com/comic/willia...

First panel of today's Swan Boy. Swan Boy receives a letter from his pen pal William from the Bahamas

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The viral Lauren tweet:

lauren
@NotABigJerk
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Coach mcgurk with a speech bubble

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

“What’re you, Victorian Vic rockabilly, and Accordian Shirt Andy doing this weekend?” Me and the Polkabilly 3:

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Oh Tabitha. She’s always had a thing for bad boys.

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

static.klipy.com

Al Pacino's Intense Reaction

Alt: Al Pacino's “great ass” line from heat

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*me in the shitty future longing* 😩 I wish I could have it all back *all the pee and poop I made in life falls on me* Ah. Well. Nevertheless.

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

[checking my credit card apps at the bar before tearfully confirming the sale on my TALON KNIFE ⭐️ STAINED in CSGO while ordering another gin and tonic]: “oh fuck. a new swan boy is out”

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This actually rules.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

foul ball to the dick

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Huge if true.

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Do you guys know about math? Donald Duck’s dick is basically out.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026

Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The number 9 at Schat’s bakery in Bishop, CA is the best sando I’ve had in a while.

Roast beef with spouts and pickled onion and white cheddar on homemade bread

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you’re out of milk for your cereal, you can use clam chowder.

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you’re a certain age, besides the intro being generally goofy, and always remembering seeing that ticking stopwatch, 60 Minutes has never ever appealed to you or any of your friends in any way whatsoever.

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Been saying this

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A little bit of writhing around this morning might actually fix me

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nutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 13/08/2023

remember when 'lil homie gayass' was the most devastating thing you could say to someone

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

[Jack Nicholson with a mouth full of shrimp voice]: You know John Lennon? #shirts #beatles #music #classics #rocknrollphotos

Black and white T shirt with “THE BEATLES” written on it in a classic Beatles font and a picture of Mark David Chapman doing a finger gun to his head on it

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Go get this if you love seasons and poems.

“the
RESILIENCE
of nature”
a haiku collection
[by Brandy Gonzales]

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

B&E Boys Wikipedia page (former members section): Smash N Grab Lil Common Thief* DJ 5 Finga DiscCount *deceased

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“I DIDNT EAT LUNCH AND NOW THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM” #cat #cats #badcat #badcatyellingatme

White, long-haired cat with its mouth wide open like he’s saying “AHHHHH” at a dentist or something.

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you live here and don’t go watch movies at CineMagic, you’re missing out.

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

@numetalmoment.bsky.social is this true?

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Jet ski wet is wild

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Please tell your friends about Swan Boy and also show it to them

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

static.klipy.com

Denzel Washington smiles and points

Alt: Denzel Washington smiles and points

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

episode 023

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is good.

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Alice the Pettable @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

[]D [] []v[] []D

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You guys ever squeeze your brain to get the liquid out of out? Feels incredible

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Me [a fool]: maybe SwanBoy will help me forget it’s my 38th birthday today and I’m old? SwanBoy:

SwanBoy:
OKAY, WELL FIRST OF ALL I WAS SPEAKING POORLY TO NEUTRALLY ABOUT HEROIN!
AND SECONDLY I'M IN MY THIRTIES!
JUST EAT CANDY AND DON'T SLEEP
VERY MUCH!
TurtleSecurity:
THIRTY...
NINE, RIGHT?
SwanBoy:
NO! SOME-
THING ELSE
I FORGOT!
TurtleSecurity:
MAN..
YOU GOTTA GET INTO
SUNSCREEN.
THEY MAKE MOISTURIZERS WITH, LIKE,
50
SPF.

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...

First panel of today's Swan Boy. Swan Boy and Sebastian are hiding in the bushes in front of a Bertucci's discussing henchmen. It's more of a monologue from Swan Boy than a true discussion but what can you do

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Awful lot of street fairs lately.

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Make a band bigger Dimeback

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

shitposting geologists be like: she Juan my de until I Fuca all over her plate

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Controversial Air Bud can still happen if people want it bad enough

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Reminder if you are not autistic do not say all your base are belong to us

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

[10 years ago me]: the future will be fine the future: electric shock gloves for secret police

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Matt Karch can literally fuck off with all that

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Mitch Dyer @mitchyd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

this CEO comment is how you know with 1000% certainty Stella is right

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It’s cool to be outside sometimes

A beautiful day in Seabeck.

Calm Catman @crystalmeh.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Casper’s spooky holes are going to be stanky when we’re done with them

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

we sniff yayo in this web zone