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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pen and watercolor. Two fools wander through an open field. The tall one dressed in a carrot costume and the short one dressed in an apple costume. Their hands are out to their sides to maintain balance. Carrot speaks, “You feel the ground shaking?” In the distance, we see a massive herd of wild horses thundering towards them. Hooves pound the ground racing to carrot and apple. By the time our boys realize their mistake it could be too late. Where are they going? Why wander dressed as horse treats? Things to consider. Artist’s note: Most of my drawings are black & white and I tend to use color sparingly. Hilary Knight, the illustrator of the Eloise books, is a big influence on both my linework and color use.
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i dont rly understand where the complaints abt gen-z stares/gen-z laziness come from. as a customer it makes me feel like alice
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller Monday, September 07,1953
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWNTOWN 
SLUGGO: I HAVE AN IDEA, NANCY 
P2- THEY WALK BEHIND A WOODEN FENCE 
SLUGGO: LET’S STAND BEHIND THIS FENCE 
NANCY: WHY?
P3- SLUGGO: THIS IS LABOR DAY ---
LET'S GIVE THE BOSS AN EASY STRIP TO DRAW
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i know it's rly unfair but i put off watching bobs burgers for the longest time bc all the annoying ppl in my life loveeee it..... i guess annoying people can find funny shows funny too..........
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
rly liking everything i hear from hearts2hearts but i'm still adjusting to all of them being younger than me. like fuckkkk is this how todd in the shadows feels at olivia rodrigo concerts
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
when binge watching curb you can tell exactly when irl cheryl got married to rfk jr
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𝗬𝗨𝗕𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗞𝗜 @yubi-saki.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
was laughing along with the kd posts but i just found out he plays for the rockets
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a woman with a shaved head is smiling in a blurry photo
Alt: emma stone in Bugonia smiling but suddenly dropping her smile
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 14,1947
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY FINDS A CHOCOLATE CAKE SITTING ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER 

NANCY: ОН, ВОУ - - - А CHOCOLATE
LAYER CAKE

P2- NANCY GETS OUT A KITCHEN KNIFE 

P3- NANCY CALLS OUT TO HER AUNT FRITZI WHO IS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM 

NANCY: AUNT FRITZI--
JUST TO PROVE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU--

P4-
NANCY: I MADE A VALENTINE
FOR YOU

NANCY HAS CUT THE OUTSIDE OF THE CAKE AND MADE IT FROM A ROUND CAKE INTO A HEART SHAPED CAKE 
OF COURSE NANCY ATE THE CAKE THAT SHE HAD CUT AWAY, SHE IS SMILING WITH CHOCOLATE CAKE ICING ON HER FACE
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
? jmail.world/thread/e9857...
jmail.world
: Spotify Premium Payment Failure: Update your payment details today — Epstein Emails
Email from in jeevacation@gmail.com: Oh no, your payment failed Don't worry. We'll try your payment again over the next few days. To kee
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
"Jucika and Santa Claus."
Hungarian St. Nicholas Day(December 6) Childeren leave  their shoes or boots out for St.Nicholas to fill with goodies.
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Woke 2.0 is about to hit like whatever the hell Hunter Biden was on
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
trying to exist in peace after watching helvetica (2007)
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a close up of a woman wearing a headset and making a funny face .
Alt: harper stern from Industry chewing gum and anxiously switching between tabs at her investment bank job. numbers and lines are going up and down
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 03,1946
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 
P1- NANCY IS TALKING WITH SLUGGO 
NANCY: ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO BE A SONG WRITER?

SLUGGO: YEP ---I'M GONNA BE A GREAT COMPOSER SOME DAY

P2- SLUGGO IS HOLDING THE PAGES OF HIS MUSIC HE IS COMPOSING 

NANCY: WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR INSPIRATION?

P3- HIS COMPOSITION NOTES ARE IDENTICAL TO THE PLACEMENT OF THE BIRDS THAT ARE RESTING ON THE MANY ELECTICAL WIRES ABOVE SLUGGO .
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
he has the name for making jeans where the largest waist size is 23 not whatever tf this is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Slim
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Hugo Slim - Wikipedia
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
listening to brockhampton way too loud in the car in high school → listening to ninajirachi way too loud on the bus in college open.spotify.com/album/77CZUF...
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I Love My Computer
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Nancy BY Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I know everyone is consumed with other news, but this is a big fucking deal: The Trump administration says that IUDs and the Pill are actually abortions. Here's what USAID told the NYT about the $10m in birth control they plan to destroy. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
just realized that the paul thomas anderson movie junglepussy has been talking abt for a year is one battle after another
spongebob yelling at another fish, his fists balled and his eyes blood shot. 
Top text: YOU EXIST IN THE CONTEXT
Bottom text: OF ALL IN WHICH YOU LIVE AND THAT WHICH CAME BEFORE YOU
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
sean baker they could never make me form a solid opinion on you
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
seeing a lot more posts abt how dangerous ubers are where at least 2 ppl respond w smthn like "and THATS why i prefer waymo!"
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a bald man with a mustache is standing next to a metal railing
Alt: james doakes from dexter
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
"Jucika doing social work"
Baleset-Elháritási Hónap-Accident Prevention Month.
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
screenshot of a website called wikiwand. the homepage says "beyond quick answers. AI-driven contextual learning with Wikipedia"tiktok post of a young woman's sales pitch for her business. the caption is "i wish there were more Christian seashell businesses"
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
wikivoyage vs wikitravel is so crazy to read abt in 2025. like the fact that everyone just packed up and left and now there's only 1 standing...... i feel like just that isn't possible anymore
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
a man!?!?!?!?😭😭😭
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
spongebob_i_need_it.mp4
thriftbooks screenshot of "reigning men: fashion in menswear, 1715-2015"
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
someone to call my lover's younger sister open.spotify.com/track/20vxgV...
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Sahabat Setia
Andien · Kinanti · Song · 2002
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
starts breathing loud as fuck in your ear. you feel a drop of sweat from the tip of my nose splat onto your shoulder
jacket from patagonia
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
i understand under no circumstances do you gotta hand it to The Original Anthropologists but lowkey i would make the same mistakes too. bc everybody independently (or so they thought) figuring out pottery/ceramics is kinda too perfect
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Otto Burr @mikeall.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 14,1949
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1-SLUGGO IS GOING TO SHOW NANCY HOW TO HIT A GOLF BALL
SLUGGO: NOW YOU GO OUT THERE AND WATCH HOW I HIT A GOLF BALL
P2- SLUGGO SWINGS AND HITS THE GOLF BALL
SLUGGO:FORE
P3-NANCY: FOUR IS RIGHT 
SLUGGO BREAKS TWO WINDOWS IN A HOUSE AND TWO WINDOWS IN AN AUTOMOBILE, ALL WITH ONE GOLF BALL
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
isabella lovestory has the mandate of heaven
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
taiwans zoning laws are so fierce like what do you mean the spa my aunt runs is literally just a four bedroom apartment
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
a twitter screenshot. donald trump: "What my father really gave me is a good (great) brain, motivation and the benefit of his experience-unlike the haters and losers (lazy!)."twitter screenshot. in response to "your dad gives good brain?? damn" trump says "it's called genes!"
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Ashley Rattner @ashleyrattner.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Checking in on r/lsd
Reddit post of a person standing on their computer desk, bare feet fully on top of the keyboard looking down behind the monitor. It is captioned “Holy shit”
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
let her cook open.spotify.com/episode/3Pcr...
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Why Can’t Hentai Go Legit?
Close All Tabs · Episode
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
A brown-haired woman is retrieving clothing from her dresser. Her partner, a black-haired woman with bangs asks her "are we in a typical lesbian relationship?" As the brown-haired woman extracts a green shirt from the dresser, she asks rhetorically "pfft, what even IS a typical lesbian relationship.?" The black-haired woman says "yeah, you're right, there's no such thing" as she puts on her round glasses. Her partner, now fully dressed comes up to her revealing they have accidentally put on clothing that makes them resemble Marcie and Peppermint Patty from Peanuts.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
It’s wild to have your defense be, “WE didn’t say something racist, our SOURCES did, and we just uncritically rebroadcast their claims, so, it’s fine.” (This is, btw, the sort of thing the NYT Public Editor used to be great at unpacking, which is probably why they got rid of them.)
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Rex 💫 @rexpo.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Girl stabbing a dragon, tears are rolling down her face, blood is dripping from the Dragon's wound
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𝗬𝗨𝗕𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗞𝗜 @yubi-saki.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
オフィスコーデ
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ACLU @aclu.org · 10/05/2025
Today, our client Rümeysa Öztürk was released on bail from ICE detention in Louisiana, and she will return to New England to continue her studies. 📸 Giancarlo D’Agostaro
Two woman walking and embracing each other in front of an ICE detention center. The woman on the left is wearing a black dress and heels. The woman on the right is smiling and wearing a white hijab, glasses, and a pink garment. Members of the press are in the background.Two women standing, smiling, and embracing each other with grass, water, and the sky in the background. The woman on the left is wearing a white hijab, glasses, and a pink garment. The woman on the right is wearing a black dress.Two woman stand next to each other and hold onto one another. The woman on the left is wearing a black dress. The woman on the right is smiling and wearing a white hijab, glasses, and a pink garment. In the background is the fence of an ICE detention center.
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
methinks T wld rly suit lorde
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