aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 15/09/2026anyways i walked out while biting the tag off but remembered i have my buc-ee's bottle opener/nail clipper on my keys and snipped them off. i think it's all very funny but i'd imagine a different sort of person would've ate him for lunch for that interaction alone 000
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 15/09/2026asked cashier at cvs if he had scissors for the tag on the sunglasses i just bought. he stared at me for at least 5 seconds, then made this face and muttered "oh.... it's going to rain soon so...." 100
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i dont rly understand where the complaints abt gen-z stares/gen-z laziness come from. as a customer it makes me feel like alice 100
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i know it's rly unfair but i put off watching bobs burgers for the longest time bc all the annoying ppl in my life loveeee it..... i guess annoying people can find funny shows funny too.......... 000
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 18/07/2026rly liking everything i hear from hearts2hearts but i'm still adjusting to all of them being younger than me. like fuckkkk is this how todd in the shadows feels at olivia rodrigo concerts 000
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 16/07/2026when binge watching curb you can tell exactly when irl cheryl got married to rfk jr 000
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 16/02/2026my stupid fawking failsons that i only occasionally check up on ughhhhh 000
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 16/02/2026was laughing along with the kd posts but i just found out he plays for the rocketsmedia.tenor.coma woman with a shaved head is smiling in a blurry photoAlt: emma stone in Bugonia smiling but suddenly dropping her smile 120
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 08/02/2026? jmail.world/thread/e9857...jmail.world: Spotify Premium Payment Failure: Update your payment details today — Epstein EmailsEmail from in jeevacation@gmail.com: Oh no, your payment failed Don't worry. We'll try your payment again over the next few days. To kee 100
Reposted by aquaKylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Woke 2.0 is about to hit like whatever the hell Hunter Biden was on 029640
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 19/10/2025me reading abt all the lead in like every protein product on the market: OMG!!!!!!!1!1! :3 000
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 19/10/2025trying to exist in peace after watching helvetica (2007)media.tenor.coma close up of a woman wearing a headset and making a funny face .Alt: harper stern from Industry chewing gum and anxiously switching between tabs at her investment bank job. numbers and lines are going up and down 110
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aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 25/09/2025he has the name for making jeans where the largest waist size is 23 not whatever tf this is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Slimen.wikipedia.orgHugo Slim - Wikipedia 000
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 24/09/2025listening to brockhampton way too loud in the car in high school → listening to ninajirachi way too loud on the bus in college open.spotify.com/album/77CZUF...open.spotify.comI Love My Computer 010
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Reposted by aquaJessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I know everyone is consumed with other news, but this is a big fucking deal: The Trump administration says that IUDs and the Pill are actually abortions. Here's what USAID told the NYT about the $10m in birth control they plan to destroy. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h... 19153533119
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 12/09/2025just realized that the paul thomas anderson movie junglepussy has been talking abt for a year is one battle after another 010
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 31/08/2025credit where credits due tho open.spotify.com/album/7adGHX...open.spotify.comTangerine (Original Soundtrack Album) 010
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 31/08/2025sean baker they could never make me form a solid opinion on you 100
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 30/08/2025i'd also rly like to know how bluesky decides on its alt text suggestions 000
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 30/08/2025like yes ofc uber sucks but like. what's in the air >_> 100
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 30/08/2025seeing a lot more posts abt how dangerous ubers are where at least 2 ppl respond w smthn like "and THATS why i prefer waymo!"media.tenor.coma bald man with a mustache is standing next to a metal railingAlt: james doakes from dexter 110
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 28/08/2025so after looking into it some more they were originally just Wikipedia With A Facelift but over the years have slowly gotten eaten up by the AI craze. so awesome lmao 000
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 28/08/2025literally who is this for. like surely someone who knows abt wiktionary, wikimedia, wikiquote, etc... would just..... go to wiktionary, wikimedia, wikiquote, etc.??? 100
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 23/08/2025tbf wikitravel was nothing compared to the roles that twitter/instagram etc. (are supposed to) fill but still......... being so dedicated to the Hater Cause is kind of admirable 000
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 23/08/2025wikivoyage vs wikitravel is so crazy to read abt in 2025. like the fact that everyone just packed up and left and now there's only 1 standing...... i feel like just that isn't possible anymore 110
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 20/08/2025ohhhhh mein gott i hadn't even played the video yet........ 000
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 20/08/2025also the first time i had heard of the app was a tiktok abt the data leaks and someone replied like "and a lot of the users are rly only there to find out whether a guy is gay/bi, the predator stuff is secondary tbh" like ohhhhh ik what kind of ship yall are running now LMAO 100
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 20/08/2025sorry yall ik this is serious business but this is making me lose my mindbdjdjdh...... 100
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 17/08/2025the version in my college's library is wrapped in silk but i guessss ill settle for this too 000
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 17/08/2025like sure even if that is true why can't i just be happy </3 and try to change others' lives for the better :( 010
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 17/08/2025i'll #neverforget the day i told my dad i wanted to be an anthropology major and the next day he sent me this apple news article that listed it as like the third worst major in terms of future salary😭 110
aqua @crystalarium.bsky.social · 11/08/2025someone to call my lover's younger sister open.spotify.com/track/20vxgV...open.spotify.comSahabat SetiaAndien · Kinanti · Song · 2002 000
