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@cryptidrespecter.bsky.social
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Bicycle commuter, master gardener, and DIY guy. Immune to light beer.

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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Catholicism be damned my boy can work a grill
Pope Leo turning a steak at the grill. He’s got some breads going and something in foil up top too.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Any Chicago posters who live along the West side of this route want to let me sleep in their yard next week? Possibly take a shower in their house? Maybe drink all their beer?!
route coming north along Lake Michigan from Indiana and turning west/inland around the Chicago loop then continuing parallel with 290 towards Carol Stream where it bends back north again. I will be somewhere on this line on Monday October 12th when it is time to to stop for the day
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Drivers are so stupid. Like how do you even get in a crash like this? You are a sim to me.
View from Monon over Sutherland. A car has been driven perpendicularly into parked cars on the other side of the road. Somehow their wheel got ripped off. Confused and stupid motorists stand around mouths agape
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More money more problems
Incoming call from “annoying Chase banker”. I screen his calls because he is always bothering me about how I’m not investing enough. Bitch if you are so good about money why don’t you have more than me?!?!
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is how they are protecting beer castle from being demolished
Beer castle also known as the emrichsville dam tower with a flex post on it
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honey what event did you say you were going to tonight?
Screen cap of website Do 317 for event called “Swing at Victory Field”
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you drop the streetview person on 18th street going east from post road in June 2024 image the color is all fucked up and there is a shapeless ghoul on the south side the whole time. Follows you the entire stretch. Pretty spooky
9015 e 18th streetview in Google. Silver maple tree looking purple. All colors shifted purple and washed. Amorphous ğħøuł in all black follows.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can’t get this out of my head
CA$H 
Ass or grass
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Diabetic 
Test strips 
(Phone number to call)
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
MC Sheriffs: well if you didn’t want us to rough up members of the public why did you interrupt my nap?
A Marion county sheriff officer asleep at the front desk of the city county building. This was a weeknight at 5:24pm.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know it is Bad but it is still a little funny when someone crashes a car into a fence and a liquor bottle remains at the scene.
Hole in a wooden fence with a jose silver bottle laying on the ground. Bent over metal post in the gap where the car hit it. McDonald’s trash too
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A snek wearing a helmet holding a u lock. Wrapped around a car. Dont shred on me
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
George Soros is paying me double to put these out
The coyote cyanide poison that is triggered by pulling. That also works on dogs.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Eating good tn
A plastic folding table with probably five pounds of plastic/rubber synthetic fishing baits on it. In the full sun. They are all sorts of colors and shapes like worms and minnows and crawfish. It smelled crazy I could smell it before I saw it. There are a few metal lures too and one children’s shoe but mostly artificial baits on the table.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cars are officially banned in the 177 foot long block of 40th street between the Monon and Winthrop Ave
The sharrow someone painted a red X over and the word NO twice. But someone has added CARS after one NO and mounted a flexpost inside the O of the other
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Patriots and prayer warriors. I am calling on you to focus your powers on 40th street next to the Monon. Someone has tagged over the brand new sharrow. We must wash this area with a wave of pro bicycle graffiti that the naysayer is driven to suicide.
A sharrow on the asphalt where 40th street hits the Monon. Someone has put a red spray painted X on it and tagged the word NO next to it.  I think if we make them aware enough of bicycles they can be driven fully insane. This also could be a cyclist mad about sharrows. Horshoe theory or something.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The car flipped on its side is behind a bush so here is a different angle
A different angle with a better view of the crashed car
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Somebody call the cone guy
A car flipped on its side in the dominos parking lot at 38th and central. It took out two light poles and a signal pole on its way to landing on its side in the parking lot. I took this picture from the bus. This is a single vehicle car crash. They should pull this driver out of the wreck and shoot them in the back of the head.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pro tip: hang your drop bar bike and bags off the top of the fence so after you climb the fence you can retrieve them without having to throw your shit on the ground
A fence impeding my SOVEREIGN RIGHT TO TRAVEL using white river parkway east drive between Morris and West streets. This used to be public right of way but after too many unhoused people were finding refuge in the woods along the river here the city razed the shanty town and closed it off. Not here they said!  Now it’s just a fenced off wasteland doing nothing except blocking me getting where I need to go and contributing to heat island and impervious surface.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If you are a raccoon furry and lost your tail it is on Maryland street between West street and Schumacher way
Raccoon furry tail laying in roadway gutter next to storm inlet. Gorgeous sunset. Zero cars on eight lane roadway
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
A bunch of garbage in flood waters. It’s big gulp cups and Gatorade bottles and plastic crap. Apologies to James Edmon whose athletic poster is also in the garbage heap
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ground scored an item that is going to increase my ground score abilities
One of those extended reach grabby things i found on the ground next to the nickel plate trail near 62nd street
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thought this was funny
It’s a boat at a loading dock. And the loading dock is flooded. And boats also go at docks but that’s a different kind of dock usually.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Soon
Large pawpaw fruit still on the tree. Not ripe yet. Another couple weeks.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Found a guy on Google maps who has been leaving reviews of places he has never been. He has dozens of reviews like this.
Traction yards mall 3 star review “Never Been There Before.” Young’s Wig shop 3 star review “Never Been There Before”. McDonald’s 3 star review “Never Been There Before Just Passed Bg On The Bus.” Starbucks coffee review “I Never Been There Before I Guess It’s OK”
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Cone guy putting up historical numbers today
Hinkle fieldhouse parking lot with hundreds of green DPW cones laid out.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The second batch of homemade wine filled 27 bottles and a 16 oz tumbler full of ice
A second plane meme
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sure looks like someone went perpendicular over the curb on Indiana north of tenth and the continued another 50 yards across the trail and hit a pole.
Oil stains and gouges across the curb and sidewalk on the east side of tenth. A trail of carbage that is easier to see in person extending another 50 yards or so to a pole that is bent in half.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There’s a bunch of cops standing around a car parked on the cultural trail while they fly a drone over an empty building across the street. Plenty of open street parking they could have chosen but they parked here.
Four cops standing behind a dodge durango parked on the cultural trail at Washington and Delaware. Outside the CCB. Huge row of open street parking right behind them
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Why do people ride in the road when the trail is right there?
Flooded section of trail under a low clearance bridge bordered by crashed into guardrail that is leaning across the trail area.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I don’t need to pay $18 to see a movie to witness a whirlpool. We got one around the corner from the house where a water main break is flooding the street
Whirlpool over a storm drain at the end of a block with a broken water main. It’s peak summer heat so it’s not like it froze and exploded. It just did that. Like JFKs head.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Blacked out last night and woke up crashed into the crown hill cemetery wall. My bad folks. This one is on me
Sick ass bicycle laying in a pile of rubble where the cemetery wall was destroyed. Nearby are a liquor bottle and a blunt wrap. Maybe they are related maybe they aren’t who are you to fucking judge me
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Not all cars are bad. Maybe after the revolution some can stay around. Maybe some cars are OK
Image through the backup camera of a car of a beautiful full bodied woman. In the lower part is the car backup camera sensing a large object saying “check surroundings for safety”
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can’t park there
Car crashed into a house at Kessler and primrose
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Indianapolis mentioned
Indianapolis mentioned
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Never shoulda smoked that shit. Now I’m riding my bike on the interstate
POV riding in the paved side ditch of interstate 69 in Marion county Indiana
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Cars banned
Three impossible to identify people celebrating that cars are banned by climbing on top of a car that is upside down that was like that when they found it.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Is anyone aware of any negative externalities related to unregulated vehicle size creep?
A fuckass pickup truck pulled into a perpendicular street parking spot but it’s so long the back end is sticking halfway across the travel lane
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Forgot to post it after it happened but last week I saw someone hit a parked car on Mass Ave too
Car disabled near the center line of Mass Ave with another car that was parked with damage to the back
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I stg I’m going to mount a belt fed 50 caliber to my bike to clear obstructions on trails
A group of kids with a bounce house on the trail. I simply went around them. It was not a conflict at all.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Getting mixed signals at Lugar plaza
A sign says “Lugar plaza is open. Let’s play!” But all the tables and chairs are locked up. The rest of the landscape is blank and sunk baked. 4 cops in bullet proof vests are lurking out of frame to the right.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You can’t park there
A truck in the river at Belmont beach
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ground score
A fiskars brand set of steel pruning shears laying on the ground
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Someone crashed into the planter at the same corner where Brandon Breedlove got killed on the sidewalk
Smashed concrete planter on the corner of college/st Clair/mass. This is where a guy was standing when he got killed by a drunk driver
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Can’t park there
Two car crash across the 22nd street cycle track. One of the cars is disabled in the street. The other went through the church fence and is up in their grass.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sure you can park there if you want
Car that jumped front axle over the concrete parking stop and is stuck. In the lot on the East side of college along fall creek
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Someone ran past the dead end of Harding street, up the levee, and crashed into this utility device.
Dead end of Harding street at the river south of 16th street. Parallel vehicle tracks through the grass up the levee (20-30 foot in elevation gain) and a crash into a metal pole with carbage strewn about. I am on the multiuse path on the levee reflecting about how safety is a shared responsibility.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
They got a dude spraying poison to control weeds in the cracks of the fenced off parking lot behind the old city hall.
Guy with the chemical tank backpack spraying weeds inside the fenced off parking lot of an abandoned building that has been empty forever. Just out of frame to the right is one of the public bathroom trailers that people got all mad about but it was fenced off within three months of installing and now it’s been behind that fence for almost three years
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The CUM mechanical van was parked like this in front of meijer
CJM mechanical but the J looks like a U van parked on the sidewalk right outside the grocery store door
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Making wine
22 pounds of service berries
3 pounds of sour cherries
2 pounds of some other kind of cherry
5 pounds of black raspberries

In assorted containers
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Wow I can’t believe turning the entire oxbow and surrounding areas into impervious surface resulted in some puddles 8=👊=D
Pin to their photo location in the maps app. It is between a series of oxbows on the white river in the castleton area which is all giant mall parking lots and 8 lane roads
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