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@cryptidrespecter.bsky.social
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Bicycle commuter, master gardener, and DIY guy. Immune to light beer.

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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 6h
Huh those are specific instances of shit talking I recall. I don’t respect any of them enough to remember exactly where they work. But now it makes even less sense for why Wthr would block me.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 7h
One of the funniest kinds of cars to do a near miss with is a Prius covered in Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Ukraine type lib shit. of course charger gang and truck chuds are trying to kill me but your whole identity is being different from them and yet here we are.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 7h
She reported that a fugitive was found in a homeless encampment and I asked how she knew they were homeless and she said she just reported what police said and included the police report and it said nothing about housing status of any kind.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 7h
The through line of it all is that they just forward what cops say to print. And sometimes they can’t even do that right. And if you email to ask they will block you. Journalism!
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 7h
One time I was emailing Cat Sandoval and she said she just printed what the police sent her and she attached what the police sent her and it said something completely different and I said that’s even worse! You can’t even copy and paste what they said!
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 7h
One time Gregg Montgomery told me to ask the cops why something was written a certain way and I said why would I ask them?! Your name is on the article dude. You wrote that!
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 8h
Wthr has blocked my email address system wide. This is second only to being blocked by Rick Snyder, president of the local Fraternal Order of Police Union.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 8h
A moving car is the Economy
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 12h
Just watched a white Volkswagen Tiguan with Illinois plates run two lights at Ohio then Market and then pull into the parking garage at the city county building. The one reserved for high level admins and staff.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 12h
Combination low sun angle and cold temps create a nice illumination effect on the fresh hot piss steam coming out of the sewers
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 23h
Eating her pussy by spelling liberty biberty over and over
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus is really masculine. Like a horse.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Too many people on polymarket not enough on the poly market
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tired of seeing pedophiles dying of natural causes. Let’s get some more botched executions going
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hands cold on ride in
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only form of consumer protection available to you is keeping you safe from the knowledge of one more real estate agent who put a bench next to the sidewalk near the old mall
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does anyone know if this counts as a business activity being carried out on city owned property that might warrant some official action?
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Legalize benches
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it’s cool and shows well thought out priorities that BNS is doing media backed enforcement against “illegal benches” next to sidewalks but has their head in the sand when it comes to people setting up valet parking zones on the actual cultural trail downtown
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The rooster didn’t go back in the coop with the rest of the ladies last night. I couldn’t find him in the yard either so assumed he was dead and gone and no longer my problem. Turns out he was up in a tree very close to my window so he could scream more directly at me at 6:00am on the dot.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's the first NFL game of the day. That's what God created.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After a drywall project wash your shop vac into the garden bed for a dose of calcium
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Any Chicago posters who live along the West side of this route want to let me sleep in their yard next week? Possibly take a shower in their house? Maybe drink all their beer?!
route coming north along Lake Michigan from Indiana and turning west/inland around the Chicago loop then continuing parallel with 290 towards Carol Stream where it bends back north again. I will be somewhere on this line on Monday October 12th when it is time to to stop for the day
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just caught a frog inside the bar and took it outside and set it loose in the ditch
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At a wedding and the father of the bride is watching college football on his phone.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some secondhand smoke and a mean bartender could fix me
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to mount my 95 theses to the door of the city county building but it’s glass and it shatters immediately. All the Microsoft word printouts about the sexual or violent offender registry fall with the glass.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I drove through the North split for the first time today
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Drivers are so stupid. Like how do you even get in a crash like this? You are a sim to me.
View from Monon over Sutherland. A car has been driven perpendicularly into parked cars on the other side of the road. Somehow their wheel got ripped off. Confused and stupid motorists stand around mouths agape
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just took the trash out and there were a dozen assorted moths on the flowers. Hell yeah for da night shift pollinators drinking dat sugar liquid. Unfurl dat proboscis and whatnot
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t get to the article to read it because of all the god damn pop ups
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do not trust the city to handle this. My suggestion is to go apeshit to the point the suburbanites feel unsafe and leave.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like how people have Mandela-affected themselves into believing construction projects take years. Fountain square started 11/5/2025 and all roads are reopened today. It was 6 blocks long. Get so fucked you fucking babies
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can sit at pretty much an intersection in the city and watch people run reds in every direction every single light cycle.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Burger time
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Railroad cop caught me crossing tracks at lasalle again and tried to tell me to go back the way I came but I was already across the tracks. Knowing he would never exit his vehicle I continued on my journey to the twin aire McDonald’s.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More money more problems
Incoming call from “annoying Chase banker”. I screen his calls because he is always bothering me about how I’m not investing enough. Bitch if you are so good about money why don’t you have more than me?!?!
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A billion dollars to bury west street seems like a lot. They should have to do a tactical urbanism project to demonstrate the effectiveness and then only after a robust public feedback process be allowed to make any modifications.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“…And then can walk over and slaughter them all with the ammunition have and then can take f***ing whatever warlords call you know how that thing f***ing goes…” Ok teachable moment but we are calling people IN not OUT. Let’s discuss the root cause here and channel this energy into positivity
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"You don't want me to come tomorrow or you need to have your boss f***ing call me. Your republican boss. Slave." NOT ILLEGAL TO SAY
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“All your generation did was f***ing let people get run over by f***ing cars and allow Trump to be f***ing elected." 🔥🔥🔥free my boy William!
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m ready for the first frost to kill some mosquitos
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Streets are telling me the water main on Washington exploded right in front of chick fil a downtown. Where will door dash drivers illegally park now?
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To curb all the electric motorcycles and other vehicles speeding on the Monon they are going to put in speed bumps
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck yeah thank you DMD FOR ANOTHER HIGH END GAS STATION
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is how they are protecting beer castle from being demolished
Beer castle also known as the emrichsville dam tower with a flex post on it
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For the Indianapolis Week Without Driving they replaced the monument on the circle with a flex post.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not to brag but people are still shooting off fireworks in my neighborhood
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lmao
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every person in my professional orbit decided they were going to call me and ask how to do their job today. “Hey I woke up and I’m completely lost. Can you tell me what I should be doing? I made a boom boom in my pants can you change my diapey?”
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