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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️

@cryptid-jasper.bsky.social
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Jas, Cryptid, Jack // 33 // Digital Artist // Gendervoid // Aroace // Polyam // Emotional Support Cryptid // PNW // Cat Parent ⛔21+ MDNI!!!⛔ Throne: throne.com/cryptid_jasper Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/sunshinejack

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cerb (she/he) @cerberus.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
hoyis rayquaza samanlooyk - rayquaza used outrage 🎆
a formline design of rayquaza from pokemon. his body is depicted in deep green/black, with yellow and salmon accents. orange, pink, and purple flames and sparks surround his claws and face, and some billows of pale clouds are visible further up in the backdrop.
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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✨🔮 Riley O'Malley Commissions OPEN🔮✨ @therileyomalley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holidays are coming out, so now is a perfect time to get some fun little trinkets from my shop(s)! KOFI - ko-fi.com/rileyomalley... FOURTHWALL - therileyomalley-shop.fourthwall.com #acryliccharms
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Autumn Ivy @autumnivy.net · 29/09/2026
I’m the ghost with the most babe
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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soon… [ #art #illustration #mothkittens ]
A very fluffy moth man moth kitten.
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✨🔮 Riley O'Malley Commissions OPEN🔮✨ @therileyomalley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My dad is gone. Uncertain if he had life insurance, as I was not privvy to his paperwork and anything in that regard. I'm supposed to be contacted by the mortuary soon. Any help boosts or otherwise is really needed rn ko-fi.com/rileyomalley...
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Support RileyOMalley
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Claes Bang and Frank Langella will always be my favorites!
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Ripley @h0lycr0w.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Twitter went ape shit over these
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Hella Hannah 🌟 [Comms Open!] @hellahannah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The first Przewalski’s foal born on the steppes of Kazakhstan in 200 years <3
A digital sketch of a Przewalski’s horse mare and foal trotting on a blank background. The text beneath them reads “restoring the species with mama”
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So this goofy precious bastard of mine turns 4 today! Can't believe it's been that long! Got him when he was a few days shy of a month old (Ik don't @ me, his mom's owner was a moron) and the rest is history! I love you so much, Misters! #cats #birthdayboy
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Christopher Pike @christopherhpike.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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One Perfect Shot @oneperfectshot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
SINNERS (2025, dir. Ryan Coogler) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky 📽️🧛🎸
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The image is a five panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1- A person lays in their bed. "You know what? I'm feeling bold!"

Panel 2- The stick their leg out of the covers, foot hanging off the bed. 

Panel 3- A demon, sitting underneath the bed looks at the foot dangling in front of them. 

Panel 4- "Good for her" They go back to reading their magazine. 

Panel 5- The person in bed, now wide eyed and terrified, goes "Who the fuck said that."
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I had to block him bc of this, which was disheartening for a minute.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tapping the sign.
A drawing of the Ghostbusters logo with Jared Leto in the place of the ghost reading:

STOP PUTTING JARED LETO IN THINGS!
NOBODY LIKES JARED LETO IN THINGS!
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hmm, I wonder what I'm gonna choose.
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Ladyhawke Feitiço Deáquila
ALT: Ladyhawke Feitiço Deáquila
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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#caturday #cats
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Please don't let him stop 🫠
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Please for the love of everything, I want to stop seeing shit with any of them in it. Just stop, they're not that good.
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
HEAVY BREATHING THEY LOOK SO GOOD AHHHH
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✨🔮 Riley O'Malley Commissions OPEN🔮✨ @therileyomalley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
BLOODYMARY MAGNETIC CHARMS PREORDER This ship has a vice grip on me like the petrova line and blood moon ocean combined. Enjoy. 🔗 ko-fi.com/s/396d381205 shorturl.at/62NwZ #RileyArt #projecthailmary #ironlung #simon #rylandgrace
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
YAAAA GOOD SHIT I'm so happy for you!
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Jurassic Park doesn’t work without Sam Neill‘s note-perfect performance in the scene where they first see the Brachiosaurus. you completely forget that he’s looking off-screen at nothing real, that man 100% convinces you he’s witnessing a live dinosaur and that all of his dreams are coming true.
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Rest easy, Sam. You were an integral part of so many childhoods, and responsible for my love of dinosaurs. Thank you for everything.
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Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant Hugs Dr. Sattler
ALT: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant Hugs Dr. Sattler
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I don't want to take advantage of people anymore. I'm sorry that I did.
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Suguha Crying Alone
ALT: Suguha Crying Alone
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don't like being inconsiderate, even if I'm under so much stress that I forget to check in. I'll always put my friends and loved ones first. I have a therapist, that's what I'm seeing her for. Starting to understand why my ex meant.
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
For the foreseeable future, I'm more than likely not going to vent/ trauma-dump to anyone that's not my therapist anymore. People have their own problems to deal with, and I don't want to put more shit on them that's out of their control.
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Roy the chicken sadly packing his suitcase
ALT: Roy the chicken sadly packing his suitcase
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Whether you do or don't get back to it, I'll be right here appreciating it
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Man's Charmed Swoon
ALT: Man's Charmed Swoon
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Garnish Alexandros 👑🕊️✨ @bhujerbah.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I love cats in ways I can’t explain😭
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Holy shit hello???
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The only Independence Day I celebrate. Stay safe everyone.
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Today We Celebrate Our Independence Day
ALT: Today We Celebrate Our Independence Day
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
UPDATE: She has been found! The Have-A-Hart cage my stepdad set out worked. She's safe and sound back home!
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hey so one of my mom's cats slipped out the door yesterday (Wednesday, July 1st) and she's been missing ever since. Her name is Chel (like The Road To El Dorado). She's very sweet but very skittish and very good at hiding. This happened in unincorporated Roy, WA. Any questions, please DM!
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Pete Geller @petegeller.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Current mood
A tuxedo kitty looks warily at the camera, while a very large tortie lays on her back with her paws in the air like she just don't care.
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Invader Zim: I Have a Mighty Need
ALT: Invader Zim: I Have a Mighty Need
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✨🔮 Riley O'Malley Commissions OPEN🔮✨ @therileyomalley.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"Dont Serve Face" #RileyArt #surrealism #fashion
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Edward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) Director: Mel Brooks
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Director Jim Henson’s cult musical fantasy ‘Labyrinth’ starring Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie ventured into theaters in North America on this day 40 years ago (June 27, 1986) 👶🔮🧌 #OTD

"𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛... 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕."
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Golden Years is on repeat and the Lexapro just kicked in.
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Cat's Face with Changing Color Filters
ALT: Cat's Face with Changing Color Filters
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✨🔮 Riley O'Malley Commissions OPEN🔮✨ @therileyomalley.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
bumping at only $60/$2000, every bit of help is appreciated
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sometimes you just reach your limit with people, and then there's nothing of substance left to say to them.
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✨🔮 Riley O'Malley Commissions OPEN🔮✨ @therileyomalley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Want some cool art for pride? wanna get some awesome merch for 50%??? wanna keep a queer witchy afloat during these hot days? Consider getting a commission today!
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Chembu🌺🧶♿ - Ko-Fi shop Updated. Checkout please! @chembarathi.northsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm on the bathroom floor again, and breathing is hard, and eating's been hard, and sleeping, the world is a laden thing rolling around on my chest lately. Just being alive is heavy tonight, but we have enough dead friends. Come over. - LENA OLEANDERSON #Poetry 💙📚👀
We Have Enough Dead Friends

BY LENA OLEANDERSON

Come over. The doors are open, my flat's a mess and so is my heart but the doors are always open. Come over. I will make soup, probably from frozen but the important thing is we will both eat.

You don't have to be dying, but if you are, or you feel like you are, or if living's been hard, call me, and I will show up. It doesn't have to be that bad, it doesn't have to be bad at all, but if it is, please call.

Do you want me to do the groceries? Do you want me to mop the floors? Do you need to be held; you don't have to be dying to be held. If you want me to be there, I want to.

I'm on the bathroom floor again, and breathing is hard, and eating's been hard, and sleeping, the world is a laden thing rolling around on my chest lately. Just being alive is heavy tonight, but we have enough dead friends. Come over.
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
YESSSSSS THIS IS EVERYTHING
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✨🔮 Riley O'Malley Commissions OPEN🔮✨ @therileyomalley.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
boosting
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Europa 🥀 | A Coven of Creatures ✦ @thecoven.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Sorry if I become a mutual and immediately go through your account liking your posts think of me like a dog sniffing you to figure out who you are :3
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Went for a walk today after not doing so for two weeks. My legs are jelly and my brain is in Goldfish Mode™️.
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I would really love to continue drawing, because it's something that I've always done! I wish I wasn't in such a bad place so that I could continue. I don't actually want to stop.
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