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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️

@cryptid-jasper.bsky.social
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Jas, Cryptid, Jack // 33 // Digital Artist // Gendervoid // Aroace // Polyam // Emotional Support Cryptid // PNW // Cat Parent ⛔21+ MDNI!!!⛔ Throne: throne.com/cryptid_jasper Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/sunshinejack

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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Claes Bang and Frank Langella will always be my favorites!
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So this goofy precious bastard of mine turns 4 today! Can't believe it's been that long! Got him when he was a few days shy of a month old (Ik don't @ me, his mom's owner was a moron) and the rest is history! I love you so much, Misters! #cats #birthdayboy
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hey so one of my mom's cats slipped out the door yesterday (Wednesday, July 1st) and she's been missing ever since. Her name is Chel (like The Road To El Dorado). She's very sweet but very skittish and very good at hiding. This happened in unincorporated Roy, WA. Any questions, please DM!
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Without downloading anything new where are you mentally
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I know it was a couple years ago that I did this, back when I was still rocking the blond faux-hawk. The goal was basically "would you be the kind of person younger you would feel safe with"? And it kinda just went from them. Allowing her to be in her safe place, guilt-free. ❤️‍🩹
An adult with blonde hair and black clothes, sitting with a little girl with bare feet and a t-shirt and capris, as she draws, sitting on the grass during a sunny day, a pink basket of Easter eggs sitting by them. The adult is resting their chin on their hand, staring off into space, a relaxed, content expression on their face, while the little girl draws, a content smile on her face as well. A discarded candy wrapper and an open plastic egg with scattered jelly beans sits next to them in the grass.
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Fuecoco, Fuecoco, what do you see? A L L #pokemon #fuecoco #artwip
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Every time I watch The 13th Warrior I am once again reminded of Daniel Southern (plays Edgtho, the tall, dark, silent watchful guy with the curly mullet) and I'm just LOOK at him! God I love this movie.
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I decided to open commissions again, at least for my Pokémon Trainer groups! It's something that gives me joy, and I wanna give others joy too! Please feel free to ask any questions! #art #digitalart #commissions #pokemon #pokemonart #artcommissions
POKEMON GROUP COMMISSIONS

First Trainer & Pokémon - $65

EACH Additional Pokémon (MAX OF 6) - $45

Extra Trainers (MAX OF 2 EXTRA) - $60 each

LEGENDARY POKÉMON - 
                               Double the Starting Price

Bluesky: 
@cryptid-jasper.bsky.social
(^ DM HERE FIRST!)
Discord: @jasperharker
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/sunshinejack1. Payment before product! 
Payment plans are an option, but within reasonable limits.

2. COMMUNICATION IS KEY!
I will communicate as often as humanly possible,
but please don't expect it if I'm the only one doing the communicating.

3. Feel free to ask for WIPs and updates, but please be patient, 
as I have a busy schedule irl! c:

4. Please be specific with what you'd like! 
Your commission will take longer if you "leave it up to the artist." The 
more details you give, the better!

               NON-REFUNDABLE AFTER FINAL SKETCH IS APPROVED!

WILL DO:
SFW, Emotional scenes, Some violence (battle scenes, injuries)

WILL NOT DO:
Lewds/Smut, Gratuitous violence, gore, anything bigoted
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I don't draw a lot of ponies but I always enjoy doing it. I made this one as a gift for my friend @twinkwiife.bsky.social !
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Four fictional characters that represent you!
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
What flavour is your OC? 🪐🍯 (My Star Wars oc Daaé and baklava-stuffed dates)
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Finally got all the beads I need for for my #Fallout inspired rosary! It's gonna be a mix of materials which is why there's so much. Trying to make it look like materials were scavenged. I've got stone, metal, bone, and wooden beads, and instead of a cross, I'm using an iron nail!
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
What's this? A Ghost ritual makeup look? 😈
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Finally got the Yooperlite for my #Fallout rosary (it's my "radioactive" element)! I've always wanted some and now I need to stop blinding myself with the UV flashlight 😂
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Lookit that leggy. Acting like she owns my entire bed (which she does, OBVIOUSLY.) #tabbycats #catsky #catsofbluesky
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The face says 👹 the headbutts say 🥰 #cats #kitty #tabbycats #catsky #catsofbluesky
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Kitty photo dump, featuring my mom's cat Chel at the end! (Misters is the piebald tux, Deet is the void, and we all know my tabby Pangur Bán)
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It's ✨️couture✨️ okay?
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
First piece of 2026 is a long-awaited wip An outfit lineup for my Mandalorian, because I wanted to/ was asked to come up with what they looked like for various parts of the campaign. If you have any questions please feel free to ask, because I'm super proud of the concepts for all the armor!!!
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Who knows what this little undead witch gets up to? It's definitely nothing good. picrew.me/en/image_mak...
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Gee, Jasper, how'd you get that weird abrasion on your hand? Pangur Bán:
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Let's Fuckin Go
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Some primo squishy face from Pangur Ban from the last few days! #cats #catsofbluesky #tabbycat #pets #seniorcat #kitties
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Veggie soup for dinner! roth is a homemade chicken bone broth. Veggies include carrots, leeks, mushrooms, and scallions (yes it's a lot of onion flavor, *I* like onions.) Seasonings include salt, b&w pepper, garlic and onion powder, dill, parsley, and lemon juice.
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle! (I promise I'll give it back to Dean later. 😅)
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I don't always make memes, but when I do, they're painfully relatable. #startrek #startrekmemes #thenextgeneration #tng
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
😶
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
w/o downloading anything new - where are you mentally?
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I have a black and white cat just like this and I call him my housecow. 😂 Pic for receipts (his name is Misters)
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I actually like this one a lot- picrew.me/en/image_mak...
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Me and my comfort movie 🫶🏼
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
What movie character reminds you the most of yourself? Some days it's more Hogarth, some days it's more Shaun, but it's usually a mix of the two. A very hellish mix.
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
post your dream ride
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I can't believe that this big man is 4 today! Four whole years! Happy birthday, Misters! #cats #catsofbluesky #tuxedo #housecow #birthdayboy
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Drop something MINUSCULE 🤏🖤
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
🫣
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The introduction to one of my favorite nerds (and actors) ever! (And yes, I adored Michael Shanks too.)
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Jasper starter pack! picrew.me/en/image_mak...
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
AGSGSHS my oldest is the one who played with the scroll bar, my youngest likes to attack my pen. The dumbasses in question.
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Finally finished this! It started out as a traditional sketch, and I wanted to see what I could do with it digitally! Just some inner child healing stuff. ^^
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☢️ Uranium Hamster ☢️ @cryptid-jasper.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
No cheating, post your lock screen!
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