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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 4h
Doing one of those with my dice that didn't make the cut with a standard set - or had a void that I could potentially set an eye hole into. I've got all the equipment for it, I just need to do it.
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 4h
[WIP ○ Elizabeth] I was working on painting some other sets yesterday when these caught my eye. Sorry for the dusty lamp - that one has been on several work benches. You can see how the colorshift pigment works here. Part of my set of dice inspired by the band Ghost. Releasing this month.
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 5h
If you find that courage send some my way lmao. Been meaning to do similar for the last several, mostly the eyeglass chain variety.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 19h
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 21h
Go for it! It's from my old imgur timeline
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 22h
This counts as shitposting, right?
An individual of indeterminate gender and ethnicity stands on a muted grey background. The entire image has the slight fuzz and chromatic distortion of old VHS tapes that have been played too much, making features indistinguishable from darker blobs. The person is holding a molotov cocktail and preparing to throw. Right below their arm, in regular text with a pink outline: "Chaotic Good Doesn't Mean Chaotic Nice."
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 22h
Like we can't POSSIBLY have BOTH at the same time! 🙄 If things go well we'll have more than enough people. (also the smut they allow on tv. Shame on Rahm for doing that in public.)
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🌒 Mx Mary Moon 🌘 @mxmarymoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
someone in a friend's circle needs support. even if you can't help add to the fundraiser, please spread around. <3 #mutualaid #gfm www.gofundme.com/f/monique-sn...
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Donate to Monique Snider’s Safety & Legal Fund, organized by Matilda Roach
My niece, Monique Snider, needs your help to escape a violent and life-threatening … Matilda Roach needs your support for Monique Snider’s Safety & Legal Fund
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
blog.documentfoundation.org
Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Then I will ask (and maybe follow you on my own personal account. It's still some kind of shitposting across both, I just Fandom draw there. And yell about shit more.)
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
A-are you gonna draw more ffxiv mmaybe?
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 03/10/2026
Alucard Hellsing
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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🍌 Cig @cigardoesart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SILENT HILL 3 #cigart #silenthill
Fanart of Heather Mason from Silent Hill 3, she's leaning back against a bathroom wall in-between two sinks and mirrors. Blood drips from the tiled wall above her, with the Halo of the Sun sigil visible on one of the mirrors.
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh now THERE'S an idea. Stashing that one for later on my end.
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just want some modicum of control over my food... and my yard... Back yard is like 90% shade though so I miiiight just start with pots.
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damnit I might actually do a garden next year oh shit oh fuck.
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
So how does one use Tomato Powder? Like I'm staring at this and the world writ large and considering it so hard now.
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Which is how you got me here today!
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Between Civil War and Richard Spencer's equally fashie right wing cousin getting the reins for Captain America during a movie release window...and the storyline being about how Cap's Always Been Evil, it's Not a Joke You Guys He's a Real Bad Naz- I kinda lost faith in a lot of mainstream comics.
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
I won't repeat the whole ordeal because it would take far too much nesting of posts and I'd have to see if I actually *saved* that post on tumblr but going from something with enough intrigue to be a kind of spy thriller then all of [*gestures vaguely at the rest of Marvel Cinema*] -
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Forever salty that the Russos had the *audacity* to make Winter Soldier as good as it did and then cave to RDJ's whims and make Civil War 99.9% about Iron Man. I'm only mildly joking. I adored the Winter Soldier, and I notoriously ***hated*** the idea of the resurrection of James Buchanan Barnes.
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Mike Futter | Wishlist The Final Cut of Lilith Cunningham! @futterish.fsquared.biz · 28/09/2026
Come join the Causeway crew! We're looking for a contract 3D artist! 🕶️ Dark supernatural mystery 🎥 Full-motion video 🏩 A strange combination hotel and drive-in movie theatre 👻 A malevolent specter with shrouded motives 👨 A strange otherworldly gentleman in a green suit who breaks the fourth wall
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Joe @joegamedev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm making a #blender add-on that lets you sculpt directly onto low poly models via the manipulation of object space surface normals under the hood
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mushy @mushbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love crows 🥀
(sorry for the reupload lol). a bumper sticker design of a crow that says "i love crows." the crow is holding a black flower with thorny branches. there's a wavy black border around the image as well as soft glowy stars throughout the background.
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🐺🌙 DNDJordanLea 🌙 🐺 @dndjordanlea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Posting this as rent is due in a couple days and a couple invoices are late. I have 1 more spot available in my startplaying game and looking for more clients for youtube. Any help is appreciated. #mutualaid ko-fi.com/dndjordanlea...
ko-fi.com
Buy DNDJordanLea a Coffee
Become a supporter of DNDJordanLea today!
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Hannah Flynn 🐀 @itshannahflynn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A rare place in an industry-leading writing team, for the right person 💚
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can't wait to hear remixes of such stunning lyrics like "I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again"
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
sound off in the comments I'm the chaos crafter
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did I just write FF14 lines into a leftist plea to vote? Yes, yes I did.
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Are we the-" Yes. Almost all of the time, these days. Since the Great War actually, if you can believe it. Probably even further back. Yes. We are. We have been. But we can break that cycle and topple it ourselves. We /must/. For those we have lost...for those we can yet save.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank a trans person today for being in your life while surviving in the face of a world that would prefer we didn't
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Maureen Ogle @maureenogle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Harper Collins tried to claim both my stolen books. Harper Collins published neither.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
I AM SO JEALOUS!! IF YOU VOTE POST A PIC SO WE CAN LIVE VICARIOUSLY!
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
you're making me think about it. Well, that and the general trash fire writ large, but I'm also like, 0 equipped for warm weather.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
The Office: It's Happening!
Alt: The Office: It's Happening!
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
From "Witch Bunny : The Day We Met", an upcoming indie short film by Fernanda Dias. New clip >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nRa...
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
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@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
theguardian.com
Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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Neal 🔜 BLFC-MFF-FC @verdantsculpts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have 5 days to pull together $1554 for rent. Please please help 🙏💜
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🌟 OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE 🌟 Out for just a couple more days!! kianamaiart.store
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Fabian Blake(he/him)Rose tint my world @glitzydemon.itch.io · 25/09/2026
I'm slowwwwwly starting up a new website again after my last one got wrecked. The main focus will be folklore and gaming. If you make TTRPGs based on/inspired by your own culture's folklore/culture/history and would like a free spotlight for you & your games in 2027 hit me up - I'm making a list 🥰
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Are you telling me “octomom” isn’t even a harmless weirdo she’s A VICTIM OF MEDICAL ABUSE????
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Crimson Mayhem @crimsonmayhem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LOL LMAO EVEN
deadline.com
Paramount Merger Delayed As Judge OKs Motion To Block Antitrust Settlement
Just before a hearing expected to sign off on the Paramount-Warner Bros settlement, critics of the deal and the merger won a move to halt it, at least for now
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🌒 Mx Mary Moon 🌘 @mxmarymoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
managed to do the prelim budget for the coming week and it's not great, folks. new goal to try to keep this hole from getting any deeper. trying to cover groceries, insurance, an overdue loan payment, and keep on my phone, the internet, and our electric. ko-fi.com/mxmarymoon/g... #mutualaid
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never forget that Frank Oz believes the stress of dealing with Disney's initial, relentless attempts to buy his creations is what killed Jim Henson. "The Disney deal is probably what killed Jim. It made him sick," he told The Guardian. www.theguardian.com/culture/2021...
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Frank Oz on life as Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy and Yoda: ‘I’d love to do the Muppets again but Disney doesn’t want me’
He played some of the most memorable characters of all time on The Muppet Show and Sesame Street - then became a brilliant comedy director. What is he most proud of?
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had to explain media bias in this day&age w/ social media 2 my folks.. who both majored in journalism. And they're dyed-in-the-wool blue folks. Polling also skews heavily conservative since the amount of people who would respond to these polls are usually older semi retired folks.
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Spooky Witch Luna 🐈‍⬛ @luna.tgirl.zone · 23/09/2026
You don't need a Northsky account to use: northsky.app You don't need a Northsky account to use the moderation tool: @moderation.northsky.social You don't need a Northsky account to use the pronoun labeler: @pronouns.northsky.social One of the cool things about the AT protocol is choice.
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