Reposted by CrypticColeCHADLOG.md @clybrg.bsky.social · 14/07/2025lol they exposed a bunch of config in the hydration js "You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION." There is also romanceMeter you can level up. 77951245 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 01/07/2025That was like a really quick trial and discovery period right? I feel like these type of things usually get dragged on for like years 010 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 24/06/2025You know, as much as I want mamdani to win, I can think of very few political news that would be funnier than a complete different candidate than mamdani or cuomo winning after all of this Cant even imagine the discourse after that. I bet we could get some of the wildest takes imaginable 100 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 23/04/2025To be fair, there is an appeal to being a smooth orb with no wants or desires 🟣 <- living its best life 000 0
Reposted by CrypticColeDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Okay so imagine this, you have no opinions, you have no skills, you have no wants or desires, you are a smooth orb of nothing and our subscription service helps make sure you still cast a shadow that resembles a human being. Sounds sick right? 5378041179 0
Reposted by CrypticColeDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death 629162553605 0
Reposted by CrypticColeJohn Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch.ft.com · 04/04/20252) Trump has had the same impact on economic uncertainty as a global pandemic. 732895893 0
Reposted by CrypticColeAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 04/04/2025Serious mad king vibes. 692311474 0
Reposted by CrypticColeDavid Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 03/04/20252002: They hate us for our freedoms 2025: They hate us for our good-looking steaks 941399160 0
Reposted by CrypticColeRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Elon Musk: pours tens of millions into a race that has never seen even a fraction of that much money. bribes multiple voters with $1 million checks to vote. offers any Wisconsin voter who proves they voted $50. wears a fucking cheesehead Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins 12866401148 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I’m genuinely not sure how process the fact that decades and decades of political progress and infrastructure can just be dismantled in months 000 0
Reposted by CrypticColejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/03/2025once again, every accusation is a confession. republicans spent 15 years accusing democrats of winning elections by trading cash for votes. now, here we are. 263151893975 0
Reposted by CrypticColeChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 26/03/2025This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother. www.motherjones.com/politics/202... 19815601821195 0
Reposted by CrypticColeAlanna Vagianos @alannavagianos.bsky.social · 27/03/2025NEW: The Trump administration pulled funding for research to protect pregnant women from domestic violence, citing it as a “DEI” initiative.huffpost.comTrump Admin Pulls Research Funding To Protect Pregnant Women From Domestic ViolenceHomicide by an abusive partner is the leading cause of death for pregnant women in the U.S. – and researchers are gutted by the sudden cuts. 15223121312 0
Reposted by CrypticColejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/03/2025lying is bad youtube.com/shorts/f_AQD...youtube.comlying is bad folksYouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie 1243679779 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 24/03/2025More broadly speaking I do get annoyed with people pretending things are worse now than ever when they obviously aren’t even to make an anti capitalist point. There’s more than enough evidence things need to change that we don’t need to pretend that *cable* for gods sake was a better system 000 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I’m very tired of people trying to argue that streaming services are worse than cable now days. I don’t like the ads and million different exclusives either, but come on be so for real right now 100 0
Reposted by CrypticColejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/03/2025trump believes he is the boss of america and that it is our duty as his subjects to show him endless respect and deference. anything less than groveling is to be punished by the state. 45373651527 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Reading details about this story makes me genuinely want to scream at someone 020 0
Reposted by CrypticColejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/03/2025i don't even know what to say about this, you know? elon musk bought the united states government. it's his now! 572766262 0
Reposted by CrypticColeRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I consulted with several yacht biologists and apparently yachts just do this some times, it may look sad but it's a natural part of their life cycle 45481561282 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 08/03/2025This post was brought to you by some really funny farcille fan art I saw and the comment section of what I can only describe as an armpit hair focused thirst trap on r/hasan_piker 000 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Even acknowledging that it does kinda play into toxic sex stereotypes about men and a growingly concerning culture of “bioessentialism but woke”… I do find lesbians saying “I’m no better than a man” to be really really funny 100 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I would describe your page vibe as aspiring gen x serial killer, current occupation: terminally online tumblr user But the first step of change is a goal I believe in you rip ⭐️ 100 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 08/03/2025You don’t understand, if we just throw trans people under the bus harder and agree with republicans more, this will finally convince people republicans are wrong. Centrist dem political strategy for the win ✊ 100 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Personally the 2ds was my favorite ds iteration. I know the form factor looks kinda dumb but it was actually really comfortable to use, and even though the screens were always exposed I think it was ultimately sturdier because you didn’t have to worry about a weak hinge between said screens breaking 010 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Really stress testing my anti death penalty principles here huh 000 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 25/01/2025The employee bathroom at my work will at any given point have at the ready -A manual paper towel dispenser -An automatic paper towel dispenser -A loose roll of paper towels sitting on the counter But never more than two at the same time 010 0
Reposted by CrypticColeJason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 25/01/2025if any Democrats besides AOC want to weigh in about the misrule that's already been prevalent over this first week that'd be pretty cool 16274042022 0
Reposted by CrypticColeRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23/01/2025best single member of any administration in my lifetime 211735187 0
Reposted by CrypticColeBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/01/2025It’s grim that he has to put at the end that “her job shouldn’t be affected because of all the OTHER out of control spending” because he ostensibly believes that all the other people losing their livelihoods actually deserve it, just not his family. Wonder how often we’ll see this. 741134134 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I bought a knife sharpening kit like a year and a half ago and still haven't actually gotten around to opening it 100 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I'm so happy I got time off approved immediately after Christmas 100 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Better or worse than never ever having sharpened your knives? 100 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Like I know my heuristic of "if the only evidence is unfalsifiable (e.g. blurry photos then its fake" will probably lead me astray eventually. But like, I'm also not going to look at blurry photos of planes and become a UFO truther or start shooting my pistol into the sky 100 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I think the thing about conspiracy theories is that if you look through history you will find examples of them absolutely being true but if you use that as justification to start believing modern day ones you'll be insane 99% of the time and it wont matter for the single thing you somehow got right 200 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Patriarchal associations between femininity and submissiveness combined with homophobic associations between homosexuality and femininity have led to widespread undue expectations of the bottom in a hookup. In this essay I will… 100 0
CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Real homophobia is the fact that bottoms have to have a good diet. Send tweet 210 0
Reposted by CrypticColeHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/12/2024If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open. 1917976229 0