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CHADLOG.md @clybrg.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

lol they exposed a bunch of config in the hydration js "You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION." There is also romanceMeter you can level up.

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

That was like a really quick trial and discovery period right? I feel like these type of things usually get dragged on for like years

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

You know, as much as I want mamdani to win, I can think of very few political news that would be funnier than a complete different candidate than mamdani or cuomo winning after all of this Cant even imagine the discourse after that. I bet we could get some of the wildest takes imaginable

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

To be fair, there is an appeal to being a smooth orb with no wants or desires 🟣 <- living its best life

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Okay so imagine this, you have no opinions, you have no skills, you have no wants or desires, you are a smooth orb of nothing and our subscription service helps make sure you still cast a shadow that resembles a human being. Sounds sick right?

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death

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John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch.ft.com · 04/04/2025

2) Trump has had the same impact on economic uncertainty as a global pandemic.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 04/04/2025

Serious mad king vibes.

Screenshot of a Rolling Stone article headline dated April 4, 2025. The headline reads: "'NOT GOOD' — Trump shares video about how he is 'purposely crashing the stock market'". The subheadline states that several close allies of the president told Rolling Stone they were “at a loss for words” when asked about the video. The article is by Nikki McCann Ramirez.

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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

2002: They hate us for our freedoms 2025: They hate us for our good-looking steaks

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Elon Musk: pours tens of millions into a race that has never seen even a fraction of that much money. bribes multiple voters with $1 million checks to vote. offers any Wisconsin voter who proves they voted $50. wears a fucking cheesehead Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I’m genuinely not sure how process the fact that decades and decades of political progress and infrastructure can just be dismantled in months

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/03/2025

once again, every accusation is a confession. republicans spent 15 years accusing democrats of winning elections by trading cash for votes. now, here we are.

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

I’m very tired of people trying to argue that streaming services are worse than cable now days. I don’t like the ads and million different exclusives either, but come on be so for real right now

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/03/2025

trump believes he is the boss of america and that it is our duty as his subjects to show him endless respect and deference. anything less than groveling is to be punished by the state.

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Reading details about this story makes me genuinely want to scream at someone

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/03/2025

i don't even know what to say about this, you know? elon musk bought the united states government. it's his now!

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I consulted with several yacht biologists and apparently yachts just do this some times, it may look sad but it's a natural part of their life cycle

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Even acknowledging that it does kinda play into toxic sex stereotypes about men and a growingly concerning culture of “bioessentialism but woke”… I do find lesbians saying “I’m no better than a man” to be really really funny

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

The employee bathroom at my work will at any given point have at the ready -A manual paper towel dispenser -An automatic paper towel dispenser -A loose roll of paper towels sitting on the counter But never more than two at the same time

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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

if any Democrats besides AOC want to weigh in about the misrule that's already been prevalent over this first week that'd be pretty cool

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

best single member of any administration in my lifetime

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

It’s grim that he has to put at the end that “her job shouldn’t be affected because of all the OTHER out of control spending” because he ostensibly believes that all the other people losing their livelihoods actually deserve it, just not his family. Wonder how often we’ll see this.

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I think the thing about conspiracy theories is that if you look through history you will find examples of them absolutely being true but if you use that as justification to start believing modern day ones you'll be insane 99% of the time and it wont matter for the single thing you somehow got right

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Real homophobia is the fact that bottoms have to have a good diet. Send tweet

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open.

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I've always been a bit more of an optimist than I think most people, especially other leftist, but I do have a small amount of hope for the outcome of this case despite how screwed the supreme court makeup is time.com/7199431/supr...

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The Stakes of the Supreme Court’s Major Trans Rights Case

In U.S. v. Skrmetti, the Supreme Court will hear a challenge to Tennessee's ban on gender affirming care for minors. Here's what to know.

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Zoe Baker @anarchozoe.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Marx's greatest strength and weakness as a writer is that when he has to pick between a banger and clarity he picks the banger. The unfortunate result is over a century of people arguing about what his bangers truly mean.

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Ignoring the republican hypocrisy, the conversation about the pardon itself, the fact biden has yet to do anything for death row inmates, and a million other more important points, I have some thoughts on Biden's statement about the hunter pardon...

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I need someone to tell me how people make permanent decisions about their appearance. I am racked with indecision every time I need to get a hair cut ;-;

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/11/2024

Kill me now.

The image shows a Twitter thread involving Caitlyn Jenner and other users:

1. Caitlyn Jenner's Tweet: "Wow didn’t know we were an item! That’s news...but the key is does mom approve @mayemusk 😜."

2. Asad's Tweet: A screenshot of another tweet reading: "Elon Musk's girlfriend, Caitlyn Jenner, announces she is considering a run for governor of California, and her man approves."

3. Caitlyn Jenner's earlier Tweet: "If I ran and if I won DAY ONE: CA would have a [STATE LEVEL AGENCY]! Especially to clean up the homelessness industrial complex!"

4. David Gobaud's Reply: "Do it! You'd be an incredible governor. We need to clean up California! DOGE needs to go to the state."

5. Elon Musk's Response: "Awesome."

6. Joe Salvatore's Tweet: "Oh shit... If anyone could get you pregnant, it's @elonmusk."

7. Caitlyn Jenner's Response: "LMAO 😂😂😂."

At the bottom, it indicates this interaction occurred on November 28, 2024, and had 7,259 views.

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 30/11/2024

I'm curious. During the campaign, fact-checkers routinely dinged the Harris campaign for calling Project 2025 Trump's playbook, saying "Trump has denied this." Have any of them admitted how badly they got rolled in the most obvious of ways?

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Since Twitter is now X, can I just call all platforms like this twitter and just use X when referring to elon's dumb website specifically? Does that make sense? Calling something a post is dumb I just want to complain about "tweets" again

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Bluesky follower bridge was very helpful in actually getting me to jump from the horrible trashfire that is x, but I also maybe have a problem that I did not need shown to me so clearly

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CrypticCole @crypticcole.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Me: Yeah I can stay up way too late and just get four hours of sleep I'll be fine God punishing me for my hubris with a sore throat and cold:

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