Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Digger makes a lot more sense when you realize it's just a repurposed Mission Impossible script. 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Can't we limit the human - men contact first?" -- Women. 001
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Did James Austin Johnson forget how to do Trump? #SNL If not, can he? Jesus, another season of this lame shit. 020
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Good to see the Ravens kept the clock management of John Harnbaugh. 010
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Is it just me or it everything full of sadness right now. 020
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Lizzy Borden took an axe Gave her mother 40 whacks When she saw what she had done Said “I really should have sharpened this before I started.” 010
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran popularity drops below that of gas prices. 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wonder how many artists are going to stay with this promoter in the wake of Ed Sheeran claiming they’re why he kicked Macklemore off the tour. www.messinatouring.commessinatouring.comMessina Touring – Concert Tour and Live Music PromoterA leader in live music with over two decades of record-breaking tours for top artists, redefining live entertainment with an artist-first, tech-forward approach for worldwide touring. 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran’s look, music, and politics are all identical. 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why do I feel like we’re living inside the Aristocrats joke? 020
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026One of these days awards shows will finally realize we don’t need lyrics to go with our death montage. 010
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just tell them you’re taking a series of stills thirty times a second. 010
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Every time I see Michael J Fox, I am reminded that hardly anyone remembers who Rush Limbaugh is anymore. 040
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Well, even if the new iPhone Duo doesn’t pay off, at least Apple got expertise in how to fold. 001
Reposted by CrutnackerHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mitch McConnell gave a 20-minute speech at Trumpz-A-Loser, but only Scott Jennings saw it. 2094330835
Reposted by CrutnackerCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship. 475239154329
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026C'mon guys, it's just till midterms. And if not, $5000 will fill up your tank for a week or two. 010
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026That awkward moment when AI turns Charlie Kirk into Jesus. 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026What I were all just NPCs living inside Rockstar Games' Grand Theft America? 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Perhaps the problem is that the world has a lot of Nazis and tech bro capitalism is willing to shrug it off or embrace it. Moving my posts to Compuserve. 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My list of presidents has Incompetent Asshole at 45 and 47. 021
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026@kellycarlin.bsky.social Sad News kentuckylantern.com/2026/08/31/k...kentuckylantern.comKentucky writer, farmer and advocate Wendell Berry dies at 92 • Kentucky LanternA lover of forests, the farmer, author and former English professor died on Thursday, according to his family and the New York Times. He was 92. 232
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Looks like I need to move forward wirh my personal lubricant company idea. Can you guess the name? www.foxbusiness.com/retail/buc-e... 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026That awkward moment when you realize Iran is better at comedy than the right wing. 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Let me manage my feed and don’t push me stuff I don’t want to see. That’s all we need. 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 11/08/2026BREAKING: HBO’s The Pitt legally changing its name to The Jolie. 000
Reposted by CrutnackerMark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If only Trump stuttered. Like Biden. The press might notice. 29019
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You know what would stop Trump from pulling shit on the press? Stop covering him. 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I’m hoping Sophie Cunningham is like Chuck Cunningham. One day she goes upstairs and we never acknowledge her existence again. 010
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 02/08/2026So COVID is a hoax and just a simple cold that Fauci used to kill thousands? Do I have that right? 010
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Here’s hoping Fauci files massive lawsuits against every person who slandered him this week with demonstrably false allegations. 100
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Somewhere Rush Limbaugh is looking up and saying “Aiiiggggggggh, get that pitchfork out of my ass!” 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026#RFKCookingShowNames The Dead Bear Slop Chef Bobby Flay-ing A Dead Puppy Giardia At Home Topless Chef 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Most of those "human fetus baby parts" are almost 15 years older than the average American. Clearly we should just destroy those completely and never do anything good with them. 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I feel like there are about 1000 individual defamation lawsuits for Fauci to choose from on Twitter right now. 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026That's like finding out 34% of the country approves of herpes. 000
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Revisiting X/Twitter after deleting my account a few years ago is like visiting your beloved childhood home and learning it's turned into a crack den for the KKK. 010
Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I want to be the guy that describes the music on closed captioning. 000