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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 15h

I'm renaming my cats Thoughts and Prayers because they are also useless in preventing gun violence. <--- I posted this 10 years ago on Twitter. Hard to believe we're still doing this shit.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Well, even if the new iPhone Duo doesn’t pay off, at least Apple got expertise in how to fold.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

That awkward moment when AI turns Charlie Kirk into Jesus.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Looks like I need to move forward wirh my personal lubricant company idea. Can you guess the name? www.foxbusiness.com/retail/buc-e...

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I’m hoping Sophie Cunningham is like Chuck Cunningham. One day she goes upstairs and we never acknowledge her existence again.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Another example of how continued misuse of a word winds up turning it into an acceptable usage, I suppose. From 1994's Collegiate dictionary:

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The mainstream media really needs to start asking about the latest series of photos of Mitch McConnell. Something looks off.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

When did Scott Jennings get a second beard?

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

As Stephen King got insanely popular, his books got needlessly huge and it became clear he needed an editor to pushback on what he turned in. Little did I imagine this would apply to social media posts.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Let’s declare Trump the winner of the 2020 election and immediately disqualify him for 2024. Treat it like a MCU reboot.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

This is the cover of a streaming compilation created in 2022. I found it on Apple Music but it’s also on Amazon and Spotify. I’m I being overly sensitive or is this horrible? www.amazon.com/Summer-Motow...

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Happy Caturday. T mobile blankets for the win. @tmobilesupport.bsky.social

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Why are there so many posts on BlueSky about Shemp?

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Because every passport should feature a guy that looks like he's getting an impromptu rectal exam.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Snorfles are always appreciated.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Telling my kids this was Pete Hegseth.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

What kind of a man desecrates a defenseless textbook?! I've got a good mind to slap your fat face!

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Good lord, Joe Rogan looks like a low level Russian mobster in a bad action flick.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The only way I’ll watch Freedom 250 UFC.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

BREAKING: The Max Rebo Band has pulled out of Freedom 250 citing prior experiences with Trump’s cousin Jabba.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

It’s like ChatGPT crapped out a Clockwork Orange parody

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The Bradford Exchange version of this.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Texas Completes Mostly Successful Execution Planned Parenthood Completes Mostly Successful Abortion Daredevil completes mostly successful parachute jump.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

To be fair, you have to invite them in.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

This is Picaso’s best work.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Wow. Wait until you find out what happens every day to average citizens in every state in the goddamned country, Clara. Maybe instead of journalists bothsidesing every issue, we can start talking about problems in this country like they're actually problems.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Siri, please show me everything wrong with the US and its economy in one photo.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Trump Advisor: It’s fun to post those troll posts to get under their skin, right? Trump: What troll post?

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

If Trump really wanted to heal the sick he'd resign.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

He still thinks Happy Days is on.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Not saying the Trump rumors are true, but I just saw this.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

So I say to the cop, “Sugar T*ts is in the Catholic Bible.” Then she arrested me. So you could say I’ve been persecuted for my faith.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

This is an actual book. Ugh.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

What better way to honor our country’s birthday than a golden image of an ancient man getting a prostate exam?

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I am sick of the hat, the face, the shitty suits, the tie that bounces off his mushroom, that fucking door knocker pose, and his airbrush makeup. We couldn’t have done worse if we hired Bin Laden for the job.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

The next season of the Apprentice is gonna be lit.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I zoomed in on Trump's festering sore and found out what it was.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Didn’t realize @pattonoswalt.bsky.social was in middle school when he started on King of Queens.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

If Trump was a professional hockey player what would his name be? Bobby Bore? Mark Messiest? Brett Hole? Joe Sakshit Ray Dorke Jaromir Jagoff Mario LePew

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

When you hear the Dow is at 50,000.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Anyone know who God had to win? Maybe Draft Kings should do prop bets on hunger, famine, cancer, and other things people pray about.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Newsom’s an asshole. Contrast his message in talking to Ben Shapiro with one in a state where LGBTQ support actually IS a political liability.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Contrast Gavin Newsom with Kentucky(!) Governor Andy Beshear and his message when vetoing legislation attacking LGBTQ youth There are much better choices out there than Gavin, even if they don’t have a staff capable of putting out snarky social media posts.

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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

The only -bert I acknowledge today.

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