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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It's bad when you get logged out and can't remember your own @.
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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 03/02/2026
i took a louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all four tires maybe next time, he’ll think before he parks in a legal and public parking spot outside a neighbor’s house
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Hooray, I can access bluesky again.
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Furious at the memory of heroin desteoying my favlrite band, Mad Season. 😡
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
@bayesianboy.bsky.social Hi Mel, hope you've been well!
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srav @srav.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
you can very much say that political violence is wrong but also admit there are levels of corporate malfeasance that should be considered fighting words
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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 14/11/2024
FROM: rfk jr TO: all fda employees SUBJECT: For final drug candidate approval, kill & skin bear & wear its skin & submit pictures of you wearing skin of bear TEXT: (blank)
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
I'm enjoying that I was the last one before a benchmark number. 999 feels better than 1001 for some reason.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #12,999, 🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 ‪@crusty.bsky.social‬, joined on Apr 11, 2023"
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
I see hidden likes has become a line in the sand.
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
I am a single issue voter for 2024. I'm going to grill Trump and Biden on is how they will solve the problem of non-functional coin machines at laundromats. Whomever delivers me from this hell better wins my vote.
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
@eurodollar.bsky.social gm dd. I hope you have a wonderful day. 🫂
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
@eurodollar.bsky.social dd!!! Did you get into trouble or are you just taking a break on twitter due to the toxicity going on?
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
I would like to move all the humidity to the winter
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
My pen committed suicide. 😔
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
One day I'll solve the conundrum of why eating lunch makes me tired, but only at work.
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
The weather woke up at pm last nigh and chose violence. What did my plant do to deserve all the trouble its had today?!
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Walk in to schedule an eye exam, happen to get a one set up for basically right now. Lmao.
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Mel Andrews @bayesianboy.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
the chair understander has logged on
cat sits upon the seat of an inverted step-stool
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Dr. Simon D. A. Clark (they/them) @kelpiesi.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
PSA: DON'T TURN INTO A CRAB or you might fall victim to a BARNACLE which will REPLACE YOUR GONADS, CHANGE YOUR SEX, MIND CONTROL YOU, & MAKE YOU SPAWN MORE BARNACLES LIKE THEY WERE YOUR OWN Carcinization is not the answer please turn back!!!
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The Last of Us zombie fungus has nothing on the brain-eating, sex-changing, Sacculina barnacle.
In the Last of Us, the most gruesome live-action adaptation of a video game about people being turned into fungus since 1993’s Super Mario Bros, a mutated species of Cordyceps destroys societ…
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
One of my favorite youtube channels is a 40k parody channel that takes video clips, edits a piece of 40k art around it, and just makes a title. 80% of it is Alex Jones and it's amazing how 40kcore he is.
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Feral Pawg Hunter @feralphunter.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
BlueSky is boring bc theres no main character of the day to dunk on therefore i volunteer to be the sacrificial lamb dunk on me plz we need engagement on here
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
@ellegist.ingroup.social I have a silly idea. Wat if: we have a group chat of sorts off twitter so the homies can get together and you can keep coming up with ideas to entice me to Europe for one reason or another.
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
@mimi10v3.com Whatcha think about me making a discord server for our lemur gc?
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I have an immense need to congratulate powerbottomdad for getting married and am unable to do so on twitter. This is unforgivable.
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
A WHOPPING TWO POSTS TO GROUP CHATS AND THEN LIMITED. WHAT. THE. HECK.
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Lmao, did bluesky break again?
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Can't tell if a car accident happened or my landlord dropped something really loud over. Or fireworks. Or a gunshot.
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Oh, it seems the one invite every two weeks thing is working for me now.
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
AOC really needs to lean into this kind of content more.
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. @rachelw.bsky.social · 08/06/2023
*shouts into void* EVERYTHING DOES MATTER!
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
@daisyrecursion.com I have more warhammer for you in the twitter dms. :P I think you'd enjoy this one a good bit.
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Bird FKA "Birb" @handle.invalid · 31/05/2023
“please don’t call them skeets” >skeets sticks “please give us time to work on things” >everyone tags devs constantly “this is a decentralized and federated protocol” >users post incessantly about how they hate decentralization
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
What happened to dark mode? Why is it missing?
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
I have missed an explanation of a new update. Idk what "My Feeds" is for. TL;DR?
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/05/2023
that is the best dinosaur painting I have ever seen
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 26/05/2023
Scamming advertisers is Google's business model youtu.be/McM3CfDjGs0
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
Kinda surprised that the pc version of the site doesn't have emojis yet, tbh. I have zero idea how quick/easy it is to get that going, but just kinda surprises me that it's not available yet. *Not commenting in order to get it rushed, just find it cool that aesthetics isn't the thing focused on.
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
Incredible that I got 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep and still woke up tired.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/05/2023
goddamit, Elena, are you letting that lobster that hangs out by the pier seduce you with song again
an old Victorian looking painting of a lobster playing a ukelele or something for a pretty lady in a green dress who looks like she’s really into it, which is suspect to be honest
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
I experimented with being covered in lime today. The reviews were mixed (mostly people claiming their stomach contents mixed up in the toilet).
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Pepijn de Vos @pepijndevos.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
Let the algos hit the store Let the algos hit the store Let the algos hit the ... Stoooooore!!!!
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Dani cRabaiotti 🦀 @danirabaiotti.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
Did you know orcas flip great white sharks onto their back, which causes a state of paralysis known as tonic immobility. They then eat their livers.
Shark : you can't just flip me and eat my liver

Orca: tonic immobility go brrrrr
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17/05/2023
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🍤🍤CRUSTACEAN SENSATION🍤🍤 @crusty.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
My road rage has radicalized me into getting intensely interested in seeing how it is possible to set up a train system in my state so I can stop seeing people on the road.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/05/2023
yee claw
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