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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 30/09/2026

I posted a tiny book I made! You can read it for free at ko-fi.com/post/Ive-bee...

The cover of a tiny lo-fi book titled Look What I Can Do, with a blobby stick figure T-posing.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 05/09/2026

I've read so much about Arabidopsis thaliana that I'm starting to think about growing it as an ornamental

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 03/09/2026

Me in 2046: another thing we used to do was we would add superfluous and nonsensical suffixes to words. "Whomst'd've" and the like. I suppose some people thought it was funny... Some Kid: ok grandpa the tribe doesn't have enough water to keep you alive so can you please just not make this awkward

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/08/2026

Unfortunately I have a thing on the day of the revolution. A prior engagement that should provide a good alibi. But you guys should go. You'll do great.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/08/2026

And yes, the system has always been designed and built to prevent the monsters at the top from facing justice. But the system isn't invincible, and the powers that be have never been stupider. It doesn't have to be this way. A better future without these vampires is still possible.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/08/2026

Obviously it would be unbeneficial for society to allow medical care to for-profit healthcare executives and boards of directors.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/08/2026

The surveillance merchants like Langley (of Flock) should be imprisoned for life (a year for every day their false positives have cost human beings will get it there very quickly) under constant surveillance viewable by anyone at any time.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/08/2026

(We could also tell them that perfect simulations of their consciousness are being virtually tormented for trillions of subjective years, because that seems to work on them. Zuckerberg's, of course, also has no legs.)

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/08/2026

The slop oligarchs, including but in no wise limited to Altman, Amodei, Musk, Zuckerberg, should never be allowed access to electricity, clean water, unpolluted air, or the attention and affirmation they so hollowly crave.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/08/2026

If the people could topple the vampire class, what would justice even look like? I have a couple suggestions that I thought up while having an angry shower this morning:

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 09/08/2026

"I'm the best vegetable, don't you know / and I'll crawl over fifty good cookies just to get to one big casserole / said Broccoli"

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slosifl @slosifl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Robot Nanny: Good eye! I sure did. Guess I’m out of a job. Anything else I can help you with?

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 29/07/2026

full-length sesame street parody of Stagger Lee (Nick Cave version): "Broccoli"

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 21/07/2026

The Child, age fiveish: Let's pretend! Me: I've been pretending this whole time, dude! NONE of this is real

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 17/07/2026

The transitions contain secret forbidden glyphs which have implanted in my mind many strange yearnings

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 20/06/2026

I have 3 hours to figure out whether the dread of going to the thing is worse than the dread of not going. At least then the anxiety will only be about one option

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 09/06/2026

The child, age five, has already resolved to become a usurper

A five year old child's handwriting on a white board which reads "I am your dad"

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 04/06/2026

eatin string cheese hot dog style

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/06/2026

Same shit different ass I’m afraid

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 21/05/2026

Hate it when numerals either centered or in columns of any kind aren't monospace

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 28/04/2026

I can't reflexive an intransitive and that is why I lose my mind a little every time I see or hear "self-rising flour"

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 27/04/2026

I arbitrarily decided to do my nines more symmetrically with my sixes after a lifetime of straight-stem nines and it shocked me how instant the shift was. Maybe a year ago? I don't have to think about it and I don't revert to the old way

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 25/04/2026

I really do like them. If I can get mine a little happier, I'll be adding them to an epiphytic cactus planting

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 25/04/2026

It's a bromeliad! Practically a pineapple! I have a sad tuft (the air might just be too dry here) that sometimes flowers and sets viable seed in addition to vegetatively propagating itself

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 02/04/2026

hey these rule & you should always post more if you got em

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/03/2026

Guy who has listened to a ton of Andrew Bird but never heard of David Byrne, now listening to a ton of David Byrne in no particular order: Wow, this is super Andrew Bird-coded

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/03/2026

I'm sure this is faaar from the weirdest of my cultural lacunae

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/03/2026

Well, is there anything ELSE you'd like to tell me about now?

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 14/03/2026

can't believe my whole life nobody told me about David Byrne. what the hell, guys. I should have been listening to this for decades already

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 03/03/2026

You're a real person, but it's depressing that so many of you are eagerly aspiring p-zombies. You can't really be engaged with by people who can tell the difference between good and bad things and care about that difference.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 27/02/2026

The Child is doing SOV word order, as a bit

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 26/02/2026

I was opted in to a few different features without my knowledge, and only caught them due to my habitual checking of settings and about:config to catch such anti-user behavior and dark patterns. And I know I'm not alone in this.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 25/02/2026

The people doing this shit should not be allowed to touch computers in this way. Maybe they can be placed on an airgapped reserve for adult iPad babies or something. But they shouldn't be making money doing this.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 25/02/2026

This baffling exercise in windows11-ification took a menu that had nearly everything I needed in a single tap to now require multiple taps to get to several common functions ("more" circled below). But at least it's all spaced out and round and ???

A screenshot of Firefox on Android, specifically its dogshit new three-dot menu.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 25/02/2026

Oh good, @firefox.com has just made the Android browser worse. URL bar bigger & rounder of course, gotta make it all look like a baby toy for tech idiots. But the real crime is the three-dot menu. Whatever the hell you call that. I'm not a UI designer but I know what sucks and this does big time

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 21/02/2026

I hope the people you love, who hate this, love you enough to yell at you for this.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 21/02/2026

People are right to yell at you

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 12/02/2026

These sentences sure seem to be extruded from a slop machine

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Frosh @froshkiller.dev · 04/02/2026

I dunno, I go back and forth on that

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 04/02/2026

Teach The Child about boustrophedon? Y/N

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 04/02/2026

The Child, not yet five, describes the range between A and W as "above A and below W". This kid has abundant experience with books and text going top to bottom. This kid can read hundreds of words. Does not care about your arbitrary conventions.

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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 20/01/2026

The destination may be ᴄʀᴀʙ but it's more about the journey. Which of the many intermediate forms will be ours to inhabit? In what fucked-up shapes will we scuttle about upon the indifferent sands of fate? I hope I at least get some claws

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