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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Lifelong vampire runs into larger, smarter vampire and now has ethical problems with blood sucking.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/01/2025

Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed

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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

A cheese platter at a holiday party where I’m an awkward plus one hates to see me coming

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Mitchell Schwartz @mitchschwartz71.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I cannot stand when defenders who turn into ball carriers run out of bounds when the nearest guy trying to make a tackle is the QB. Go hit him! Rare opportunity to lay the wood, do it

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Shohei Ohtani’s 2038 deferred paycheck @crug87.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Now we have two of the 2020 Rays starting pitchers

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

the reason this guy runs the internet is basically nobody else is even capable of doing "your shoes were so fugly I called the FBI" and have it be a factual statement

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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 24/11/2024

Today was a reminder that college football has never been about who wins it all at the end. It's about the ride.

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ToadTheHalibut @toadthehalibut.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

badly cropped screen shot of this very post sent in good will

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

When businesses talk about ending government “overreach” they’re usually talking about screwing their customers over

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Shohei Ohtani’s 2038 deferred paycheck @crug87.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Not to brag or anything, but like 4 people liked something I skeeted

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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 22/11/2024

2024 PitchingNinja Filthiest Sweepers/Sliders of the Year (Reliever). 😳🏆 Winner: Blake Treinen

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Foolish Baseball @foolishbb.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

The Year is 2050. After building a submarine, I log in to my $5999 blackout-free MLBTV subscription to watch the Bakersfield A’s (it’s temporary) on Polymarket Sports West. My Apple Vision Pro X vibrates. ERROR! WAGER NOT PLACED. I bet 3 ManfredCoin on the A’s starter reaching the 2nd inning (+150).

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 22/11/2024

What sport should we play more of in the snow? Snow basketball? Snow baseball? Snow cricket? Snow beach volleyball?

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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 20/11/2024

2024 PitchingNinja Award for Best Knuckleball by an NFL Quarterback. 🏈🏆 Winner: Patrick Mahomes

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19/11/2024

oh are we remembering tweets

Donald J. Trump
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Congratulations to Tom Scocca and Timothy Burke of @Deadspin for
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/11/2024

this is the greatest day of ymy life

a steelmade griddle covering my awful tiny stove from end to end

prepping the steelmade with seasoning and temperature checking with a laser temperature sensor

griddling up some onions, peppers, burgers and buns (the steelmade people say your first cook should be something greasy to help build the seasoning, i previously did some bacon)

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

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Foolish Baseball @foolishbb.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Guys, you're still trying to replace Twitter. I'm telling you we can't do it. Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.

screencap of Brad Pitt as Billy Beane in Moneyball

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