ToadTheHalibut @toadthehalibut.bsky.social · 11/12/2024snitches hate this one $60,000 trick click to find out 010
ToadTheHalibut @toadthehalibut.bsky.social · 27/11/2024me looking at iOS 18 after finally getting my old ass phone to update: 060
ToadTheHalibut @toadthehalibut.bsky.social · 26/11/2024counterpoint: “somehow Palpatine returned” is still dumb, we’re just living in impossibly stupid and bad times 010
ToadTheHalibut @toadthehalibut.bsky.social · 21/11/2024wait that shitpost about Jay Leno flying off a cliff and hitting a rock wasn’t a shitpost 010
ToadTheHalibut @toadthehalibut.bsky.social · 21/11/2024i need an adult oh god no it is me the adult 000
ToadTheHalibut @toadthehalibut.bsky.social · 20/11/2024My plan to not get measles is to simply eat four thousand dollars a day worth of low cost chicken eggs wait I have my MMR already because I was born when we were still trying to not die what do I do with all these eggs have I made a mistakr 000
ToadTheHalibut @toadthehalibut.bsky.social · 20/11/2024friends I have been saying “atta cams” this whole time. atta like atta boy. nobody stopped me. this was not in a vacuum 000
ToadTheHalibut @toadthehalibut.bsky.social · 20/11/2024it might work but after a few minutes he’ll be batting his hands under the door and trying to squish his little face under it 010
ToadTheHalibut @toadthehalibut.bsky.social · 19/11/2024oh this is a funny tweet I remember it from a few months ago on the old app oh here it is again, that’s stra— no you already posted it here four times omg stop what are you— it’s back again ahh ahhhhh 010
ToadTheHalibut @toadthehalibut.bsky.social · 19/11/2024watching these troll accounts disappear on their first miserable efforts like mosquito larvae getting blasted with a can of raid before their wings even sprout won’t spare me from the gulag but it does warm the cockles for an instant 010
ToadTheHalibut @toadthehalibut.bsky.social · 18/11/2024every time Jeff is here he pees on my couch and eats my snacks so I kicked him out “cool enjoy your echo chamber” 010
ToadTheHalibut @toadthehalibut.bsky.social · 17/11/2024My fave thing abt that picture of the horsemen on the plane with the Macca’s is the two wittle chockie milks. Dear leader needs his chockie milks 030
Reposted by ToadTheHalibutOrange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Facts 863844706
Reposted by ToadTheHalibutThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Nothing says “Make America Healthy Again” like a Big Mac and a lipper 2573249516
Reposted by ToadTheHalibutThomas Zimmer @thomaszimmer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024The Trumpists won’t be able to implement everything they have planned exactly as they have planned it. But they are better prepared and in a far better position overall than they were in 2017. More malevolent, less incompetent, with a weaker system to oppose them. More here:thomaszimmer.substack.comWhy the Second Trump Regime Will Be Far More DangerousThis will be a much more radical regime – and it will operate under conditions that are vastly more favorable to its extremist cause 35792198
Reposted by ToadTheHalibutThomas Zimmer @thomaszimmer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Sunday reading: What awaits us in a second Trump presidency? A much more extreme rightwing regime that is vastly better prepared and will be operating under conditions that are significantly more favorable to its political cause. I wrote about what’s different than in 2016/17. This week’s piece:thomaszimmer.substack.comWhy the Second Trump Regime Will Be Far More DangerousThis will be a much more radical regime – and it will operate under conditions that are vastly more favorable to its extremist cause 22480164
Reposted by ToadTheHalibut🍉 𝘉4𝘤𝘒₍ₘ₁ₛₛ₎𝘉𝘓4𝘤𝘒 @b4ckm1ssbl4ck.bsky.social · 16/11/2024do not panic ✊️ organize 532386
Reposted by ToadTheHalibutSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024It was a 49% to 48% election. Fascism won by a hair. And it took Russian and MAGA bomb threats, a hoax regarding battleground-state police raids, an illegal Musk-funded lottery, $600M given to Trump by just 15 people, Netanyahu meddling in our politics, and Democrats staying home for it to happen. 783156945139
Reposted by ToadTheHalibutKELLY BACON @kellybacon.bsky.social · 16/11/2024The Tr_mpers who voted for DT for “religious” or “abortion” reasons ~ ought to read THIS quote: 8390127
Reposted by ToadTheHalibutGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I have faced fascism before, in this very country. I was one of 120,000 Japanese Americans summarily rounded up and expelled from our homes at gunpoint, all for the crime of looking like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor. I spent my childhood behind barbed wire. My parents lost everything. 1/ 9444051610503
Reposted by ToadTheHalibutTom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 17/11/2024If this MSNBC story about courts-martial is confirmed, I'm begging people - especially writers and reporters - do not fall for the Trump line that this is about Afghanistan. This is about Trump seeking revenge on the people who woudn't him do things like shoot American protesters. 342117543249
Reposted by ToadTheHalibutAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 16/11/2024"To determine how many prison beds will be needed in future years, some states actually base part of their projection on how well current elementary students are performing on reading tests" 781227425
Reposted by ToadTheHalibutRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Never forget this: The GOP’s nonsensical culture war is meant to distract you from corporate corruption, worker oppression, and staggering wealth inequality. 388177923671
Reposted by ToadTheHalibutNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Trump has just nominated several sex offenders for cabinet positions. Now here’s three articles about why Democrats need to stop saying Latinx. 312668428
Reposted by ToadTheHalibutMicah @rincewind.run · 15/11/2024leak the fucking report, you all have 473 reporters on speed dial, stop playing by rules nobody cares about and embarrass these people by any means necessary 162118782307
