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Brandon (Average Lotion to Dismiss Enjoyer) @brandonjschwartz.com · 18/09/2026
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Logging in the Facebook for the first time in a decade to post "Mohammed Attah was a NIMBY" on the Stop Demolishing Portland page.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Feverishly clicking refresh waiting for the Pablo Torre exposé on Tom Dundon to post.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One day, I was out looking for a nice place to build a city for my children, when I spotted a mutant in the Forbidden Zone looking bunker.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The ghost of Roman Pavlyuchenko haunts the rafters of White Hart Lane.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Darkness abides. It is inescapable.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Key Wiki guy absolutely fuming.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mac tonight
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He's available on a free @tottenhamhotspur.com
Dog. Available for a transfer.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Giving dap - Wikipedia share.google/dfF1uGfeICCa... Everyone should go to the Wikipedia entry for Dap to see the example.
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Giving dap - Wikipedia
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 22/07/2026
I don't see what's so special about the Seattle raccoon, they've had Jordan Morris running around shaped like that for years
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Bulldoze the arena and turn it into a public sex forest.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sealing myself into a Keter class SCP containment facility with additional cognito hazard shielding to download the Pod Save America Matt Yglesias interview. Pray for me.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Money won't matter in 2036" Elon is confirming full communism within the decade.
Elon confirms full communism by 2036.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
*smelling burnt toast* Jimothy is a milkshake duck...
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Portland Timbers Got Good Immediately After I Was Fired, Here's How Spain Can Beat Lionel Messi by Phil Neville
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Our friend Diego is enjoying it.
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R @rmlra.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Portland Timbers.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Tremendous Content/Sad For Our Country ratio is off the charts.
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 14/07/2026
Phil lost the game in the headline 2-0 and was fired the next week
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: Primogeniture shatters tradition.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What do you mean there's no world cup games until Tuesday? Feels like we should have another one right away?
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Big day for @billhookunion.beanyear.com
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Jeremy Peterman𓅪 @jeremypeterman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You could blame Trump for this. However, this is also what happens when the city of Seattle is allowed to gain too much confidence. You made them believe in their own mythology. Now Lumen is the site of a national humiliation. Congratulations to Seattle. Fortress, my ass.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"would" meme
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Stax Records, the Wallowas, Chicago Dogs, Dollaritas, the Meters, Ursula K. LeGuin, the John Muir Trail. Many such examples. America I love you but you're bringing me down.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Maybe he's not in the first round of show trials when we do Nuremberg 2.0, but Alexi Lalas is definitely early in the schedule.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Got a nice little anti-DSA push poll today. Wonder what the people who paid for it are nervous about?
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Greatest Canadian strike since the Winnipeg General Strike of 1919?
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I've always had complicated feelings about rooting for the USMNT. Not anymore. Fuck you. This is my team, not yours.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Picked raspberries with my kid, then we chased down an ice cream truck on bikes, and ate popsicles laying on a shady patch of grass. I'll hear no Portland slander.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Me during my IRS audit interview
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It's not what I would have originally chosen design-wise, but it is nice of him to build a public courtroom for Nuremberg Trials 2.0 for us ahead of time.
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'Maybe we'll never take it down': Trump compares White House UFC arena to Eiffel Tower, says it could be permanent
The "UFC Freedom Fights 250" will take place on June 14.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Now fire Merritt Paulson.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
👏Chili 👏Heeler 👏is 👏a 👏 cop
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I'd rather be giving John Brown ak 47s bumper sticker.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Thank God this season is over.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Me trying to read the Del Taco menu at 3 a.m.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Lemme get a pull off that Kirkucket.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Had to take Grogu to the hospital. He split a Buzzball Biggie (berry cherry flavor) with Dobbie and got alcohol poisoning.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
555 Come On Now meme
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This is what you get when you do DMT for 3 nights straight at Reed College Renn Fayres.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Any time I read about the other Mayor Wilson up north.
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Blevins Country, Nurkic Road @shoozumoops.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
BREAKING: Tom Dundon is replacing all Uncrustables at the practice facility with just crust.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
2pm all hands meeting when you snuck out for Biryani at lunch.
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Tom Dundon, smiling to himself on his private flight back to Portland and realizing this is all going to work out, as his players cling precariously to the jet’s wings
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I blame De Zerbi's weird shoes
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Tottenham, what'd I ever do to you?
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Just imagine what Christian Slater's radio station in Pump Up The Volume would be playing now.
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