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Tleilax Bro.

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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drazan is finally helping to build more awareness of the Hot Dog American community.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Banderas hand bite dot gif
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mitch (he/him) @drmitchpdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drazan, i know you’re reading this, so i want you to know you’re a disgrace and should drop out of the race immediately. you have no honor and every Portlander thinks you’re a hateful MAGA transphobe who should slink away from public life forever.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Food here is pretty good too.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lol.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The most mushroom guy of all time.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We love the hot stove don't we folks? It's so HOT. We love it.
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Brandon (Average Lotion to Dismiss Enjoyer) @brandonjschwartz.com · 18/09/2026
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brainworm Lathe of Heaven is working overtime. Manifesting too much reality.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was one of the people in the crowd applauding.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Logging in the Facebook for the first time in a decade to post "Mohammed Attah was a NIMBY" on the Stop Demolishing Portland page.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Feverishly clicking refresh waiting for the Pablo Torre exposé on Tom Dundon to post.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One day, I was out looking for a nice place to build a city for my children, when I spotted a mutant in the Forbidden Zone looking bunker.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The ghost of Roman Pavlyuchenko haunts the rafters of White Hart Lane.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Darkness abides. It is inescapable.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why ruin a streak?
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What did she expect would happen when she visits Real America (East Portland)?
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They leave a message and ask for a call back by the end of the day! It works!
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When they're older and nap time isn't and issue anymore, I've had success getting on the waiting list. I choose times that work at a couple different pools. I end up getting called for multiple openings every year.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Key Wiki guy absolutely fuming.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mac tonight
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ffs Levy
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He's available on a free @tottenhamhotspur.com
Dog. Available for a transfer.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Giving dap - Wikipedia share.google/dfF1uGfeICCa... Everyone should go to the Wikipedia entry for Dap to see the example.
share.google
Giving dap - Wikipedia
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ray Liotta from Goodfellas Laughing dot gif
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 22/07/2026
I don't see what's so special about the Seattle raccoon, they've had Jordan Morris running around shaped like that for years
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Bulldoze the arena and turn it into a public sex forest.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sealing myself into a Keter class SCP containment facility with additional cognito hazard shielding to download the Pod Save America Matt Yglesias interview. Pray for me.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Cronemaxxing.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Please invest in my money doesn't matter startup.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Money won't matter in 2036" Elon is confirming full communism within the decade.
Elon confirms full communism by 2036.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
One of the sickest Dad Detours in the game. Inspirational.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Every day we stray further from God's light brother.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Molon Labe (my diarrhea)
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
*smelling burnt toast* Jimothy is a milkshake duck...
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Portland Timbers Got Good Immediately After I Was Fired, Here's How Spain Can Beat Lionel Messi by Phil Neville
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Our friend Diego is enjoying it.
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R @rmlra.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Portland Timbers.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's so funny I want to die.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Tremendous Content/Sad For Our Country ratio is off the charts.
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 14/07/2026
Phil lost the game in the headline 2-0 and was fired the next week
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: Primogeniture shatters tradition.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What do you mean there's no world cup games until Tuesday? Feels like we should have another one right away?
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding
ALT: Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Brother. Speak to me of your trimet hat.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Big day for @billhookunion.beanyear.com
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Governor. We'd have a transportation bill passed, trimet funded, and the RQ expansion cancelled.
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Jeremy Peterman𓅪 @jeremypeterman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You could blame Trump for this. However, this is also what happens when the city of Seattle is allowed to gain too much confidence. You made them believe in their own mythology. Now Lumen is the site of a national humiliation. Congratulations to Seattle. Fortress, my ass.
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Tleilax Bro. @cruff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"would" meme
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