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Cruel Valentine, Esq.

@cruelvalentine.bsky.social
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🔞Chicago attorney, entertainer, Findom, dream date. JD cert. in Art ⚖️, MA in 🎨 mgmt, BA in 🎵🎭. Very mean. My attention is your obsession. Responses to cold DMs: $50. they/them Beacons.ai/CruelValentine

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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t you think I deserve a little something? 💋 throne.com/cruelvalentine/wishlist
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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don’t you think I deserve a little something? 💋 throne.com/cruelvalentine/wishlist
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Jesse Russell @cometstarmoon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My bartender kept saying The Mandalorian vs. Grogu and I guess that's the sequel set in Grogu's teen angst years.
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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Popping in to say that I hate the fucking word filters on OF and the like. A bitch can’t even say they’re cum-drunk without the censorship police coming to shame me. These rudimentary word filters to not prevent unlawful content. Anyway, subscribe, I guess? OnlyFans.com/CruelValentine
Cruel Valentine reclines on a pillow, posing seductively and sporting ample cleavage. They are wearing a low-cut black spaghetti-strap tank top, and they’re positioned underneath a dim, blue light that renders the entire photo monochromatic.
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
From: The Tender Tale of Cinderella Penguin (1981), dir. Janet Perlman, National Film Board of Canada
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colin feral @sal.gay · 03/12/2025
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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Katrina White @katrinawhite.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
@sydneyscreams4u.bsky.social @dekilah.bsky.social @cruelvalentine.bsky.social @mayawest.online @frecksandframes.fans @roseredneko.bsky.social @paigetova.bsky.social @polypolyoxenfree.me and of course @ myself too 😋 a little shameless self promotion while promoting fellow inclusive hotties
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Free Speech Coalition @fsc.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
We’re proud to share that Alison Boden, Valentine, and Mike Stabile have been nominated for the 2026 XBIZ Exec Awards! Nominees are selected for leadership, impact, and community influence. Voting is now open at XBIZ.net @alisonboden.bsky.social @mikestabile.bsky.social @cruelvalentine.bsky.social
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Midnight Fields @midnightfieldsart.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Here's a couple of the alt versions, including a vector one that I quite liked. Model reference: @cruelvalentine.bsky.social
Vector art drawing of Medusa on a white background. She has shining eyes as she reaches slightly towards the camera in her transparent dress. Slightly nsfwFull colored version of the Medusa drawing  here the snakes are multicolored, mostly green and purple and there is a red tint over her body with otherwise a medium brown skin with gold jewels and a semi-transoarent dress that obscures her more private areas.
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Midnight Fields @midnightfieldsart.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
New Art! I'm a little late to posting it here as I have it up on insta already, but I'm pretty pleased with how this Medusa turned out. #sfw #sfwart #humanart #greekmythology #blackart
Digital painting of Medusa, using Cruel Valentine as the reference. In this picture the background is in black and white and she has a nearly monochromatic color scheme with red snakes and a purple hued tint over her transparent dress and jewelery. She's also a thick brown skinned woman, resembling the reference model, which makes this version stand out from typical depictions I've seen of the Greek Gorgon.
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Free Speech Coalition @fsc.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“We have more in common with the rest of the world than we don’t.” XBIZ profiles FSC Deputy Executive Director Valentine and their work expanding financial access and fighting stigma. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social www.xbiz.com/features/293...
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FSC's Valentine Leads Charge for Sex Worker Rights and Financial Access
Before ever stepping into a courtroom, Valentine already understood the power of presence. After all, they’ve shimmied on stages as a burlesque performer, consulted behind the scenes for creative…
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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Help Seraj and His Family Survive Amidst The Suffering chuffed.org/project/supp...
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Help Seraj and His Family Survive Amidst The Suffering
This is Seraj Aburaida's new campaign!
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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Help Seraj and His Family Survive Amidst The Suffering chuffed.org/project/supp...
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Help Seraj and His Family Survive Amidst The Suffering
This is Seraj Aburaida's new campaign!
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Stuns me every day that in a time of rapidly expanding authoritarianism, we are willing handing over to the government unprecedented tools for censorship and surveillance, and trusting that they won't abuse that power. www.wired.com/story/the-ag...
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The Age-Checked Internet Has Arrived
Starting today, UK adults will have to prove their age to access porn online. Experts warn that a global wave of age-check laws threatens to chill speech and ultimately harm children and adults alike.
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Kane Fawkes - LV+FMTY @kanefawkes.com · 25/07/2025
Where do you think I'm going with this? Do you deserve it to be towards you? kanefawkes.com #OurSky #KinkSky #Fetish #Alt
Kane on a black background, standing nude, wearing only a red thong. He's facing away from the viewer while his head looks back deviously. He's holding a dragon's tail whip over his shoulder, as it trails down his back over his ass. His website KaneFawkes.Com is at the bottom.
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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Help my sweet friend Seraj and His Family Survive Amidst The Suffering in Gaza chuffed.org/project/supp...
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Help Seraj and His Family Survive Amidst The Suffering
This is Seraj Aburaida's new campaign!
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
tittooed tattboob! happy fat femme friday!
sinead’s healing tattooed breast, looking a bit sore around the tendrils of flowers and greenery swooping over in green white and purple ink. flowers are in various shades of purple and white, with small blue and red flowers as well, and two tones of green vine and leaves are interspersed. two tentacle-like vines are on the right tit, extending up from around the semicolon nipple.
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PinkLabel.TV @pinklabeltv.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
New on PinkLabel.TV... Fire Island '79 (Uncut) When filmmaker Chase Hook died in 1979, his conservative family destroyed all of his films. Recently super8 home movies of his last summer on Fire Island were found along with recovered tapes from his answering machine. 🎥 pinklabel.tv/on-demand/fi...
Cover art for Fire Island '79 shows film reel and stills of a man on the beach.A still from Fire Island '79 shows a man's backside.
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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
About last night… OnlyFans.com/CruelValentine
Cruel Valentine, a Black, non-binary person with a long, red, high ponytail and long blue nails sits at a green room dressing table, taking a mirror selfie with their blue bejeweled phone. They are wearing a pink, rhinestones, lace halter bralette that shows off their gorgeous size G breasts. In front of them, costuming supplies and other backstage items are scattered across the table, and in the background, several performer portraits hang on the wall.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
pam bondi as porta potties: thread
Pam bondi and he side profile wearing a dark yellow coat. A yellow porta potty probably less shitty than Pam.
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Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 20/06/2025
Someone has gone through and actually run the numbers on molestation crimes against children. The politicians who commit these crimes are overwhelmingly Republican. 67% of politicians convicted between February 10, 2023 and May 23, 2024 nationwide were Republicans. www.whoismakingnews.com
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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Wow, I just died twice watching this. 😖
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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Nearly 1/2 way through the month and I have a grand total of... 6 new sign-ups. My patreon's been steadily decreasing since May of last year so it's hard not to be discouraged by it. I really do work so hard on it on top of my waitressing job so just giving it a try for a month really helps me.
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Sinnamon Love @sinnamonlove.blacksky.app · 16/06/2025
One of the reasons I’m writing this book is because people like to throw out “poly” or “polyamorous” when sometimes, they are just swingers. (Black) people need language and frameworks to practice non-monogamy as a form of harm reduction and release patriarchal values of romantic exceptionalisn.
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 14/06/2025
No such thing as being unidentifiable if you always fit the description
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The way to My heart. 😍 Throne.com/CruelValentine
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Calmly calling for accountability for the guys gnawing on my entrails
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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I’m writing in a bar right now and they are blasting music from Sinners. The vibes are immaculate and I’m never gonna leave.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 06/06/2025
Gofundme is here. www.gofundme.com/f/support-di...
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Donate to Support Diana's Recovery from Acid Attack, organized by Shiloh Colon
On Sunday June 1st, around 1:30pm, Diana was getting off the L at 52nd street t… Shiloh Colon needs your support for Support Diana's Recovery from Acid Attack
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all night, drug-prowling werewolf @shrike17.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
police will do whatever police want to do
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
We'll 👏🏻 never 👏🏻 stop 👏🏻voting 👏🏻 unanimously 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 Trump's 👏🏻 fascist👏🏻 nominees 👏🏻 yas 👏🏻qweens 👏🏻
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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Because the skyline hasn’t been blessed by my face in quite some time. You’re welcome.
Cruel Valentine, a medium skin toned Black queer with colorful, curly hair, sports a low cut black tank top and sunglasses on top of their head. They are holding up a white, red, and black XBIZ Miami badge attached to a lanyard that hangs from their neck. It reads, “Valentine / Free Speech Coalition.”Cruel Valentine, a medium skin toned Black queer wears large, brown sunglasses and a low cut swimsuit printed with $100 bills while soaking in a clear, blue pool. Cruel Valentine, a medium skin toned Black queer with colorful, curly hair, sports a low cut grey Henley shirt and gazes lustfully into the camera.Cruel Valentine, a medium skin toned Black queer with colorful, curly hair, sports a sheer green bra with a fishnet shrug, while smiling up into the camera.
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Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Sheriff of Nottingham wolf in Disney's Robin Hood empties coins out of the cast on the leg of a disabled and poor dog character
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Muck! 📌 @bogbody.kindboys.online · 31/05/2025
Target FORGOT TO WRITE COPY for their pride line this year i’m obsessed with how much big box stores dgaf and have stopped pretending to
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Lee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.
abercrombie and fitch 'pride mid rise jorts' which are literally just jorts with a rainbow tag inside the pant.abercrombie & fitch 'pride long sleeved striped button up shirt' that is...a green and white striped shirt. hello am I going crazy.beige terrycloth shorts from target. nothing about them indicates pride except that they are listed as such on the website.levi's 'pride icon' skirt which is literally just a short dark denim skirt. nothing to indicate 'pride' except that there is one image of a male model wearing it which technically you could do with any item of clothing but go off I guess
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Free Speech Coalition @fsc.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The House Financial Services Committee @ushousefsc.bsky.social has advanced H.R. 2702, the Financial Integrity and Regulation Management (FIRM) Act—a major milestone in the fight against unfair debanking practices.
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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I regret to inform you that I think it may be time for some of us to face the fact that we are here for a long time, not a good time.
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Cruel Valentine, Esq. @cruelvalentine.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Is BlueSky any fun now? Is it good for promo? Is it good for organizing? I left because it was feeling very meh and depressing, but I’m missing being active on socials so thought I’d pop in to say… um hey.
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Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 18/05/2025
The far-right attacks on science and sex are part of its larger war on reality and knowledge. @savannahsly.bskyverified.social and I talked about how and why Republicans are so obsessed with criminalizing porn on the latest Theory of Change episode plus.flux.community/p/the-right-...
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The right-wing wars on science and sex are linked
New Moon Network founder Savannah Sly on the radical right’s attack on self-knowledge and autonomy
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine

• Al Overview
The idiom "you can't lick a badger twice" means you can't trick or deceive someone a second time after they've been tricked once. It's a warning that if someone has already been deceived, they are unlikely to fall for the same trick again.
Here's a more detailed explanation:
• Licking: "Licking" in this context means to trick or deceive someone.
• Badger: The badger is a wild animal, and the phrase likely originates from the historical sport of badger baiting where dogs were used to harass
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Dr. Sabrina Mittermeier @smittermeier.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Always reblog. Happy Easter!
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I love art
Pretty illustration of a pink guillotine with flowers and text reading “reward them for the world they created”
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AORTA Films 🖤 Berlin PFF @aortafilms.com · 17/04/2025
Calling all writers & curious creatives! JOIN US on May 4 for Rising Action: Writing Sex ✒️ 💦 The legendary Tina Horn will be giving a combination lecture & interactive workshop on how to use sex to be joyful, horny, and heartbreaking in your writing. Live on zoom + recorded bit.ly/writingsex
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2025
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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