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Chris @crsofr.com · 04/10/2026

Just filed a complaint with my state attorney general because Best Buy is dicking around. How is your Sunday?

Chris @crsofr.com · 01/10/2026

Saw a Jeep Wrangler on 465 with those thin LED trim lights, alternating between red and blue and tailgating people in the left lane. If I could have gotten the plate number (I was four lanes over) the driver would have had a fun convo with the police.

Chris @crsofr.com · 30/09/2026

Amazon: Sends TOS update a few minutes before midnight the day it is effective. Best Buy: Hold our beer.

Ben Lamb @bennyfactor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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this guy is such an incredible loser, really gunning for the worst Federal prosecutor turned large city mayor of all time, which is really saying something since, you know ... rudy giuliani is a real person who exists

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Chris @crsofr.com · 28/09/2026

Sure is a bummer for you to lose business because you don't like shoppers who use a privacy respecting browser.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 28/09/2026

I haven’t been in the office for two weeks and my coffee mug had a giant hunk of mold floating on top 😬

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Chris @crsofr.com · 27/09/2026

I don't know who's grilling burgers, but I think they need to go straight into the trash. 🤢

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Zach @zrcr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Need to break the supermajority in Indiana this election cycle before the morons in our Statehouse do this. Right now they have stopped at porn.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 22/09/2026

Back from his ultrasound and x-ray. Milo has severe IBD, and since he is also diabetic, the standard treatment is a bad idea. It can also progress to lymphoma, but his glands look normal. Waiting on VCA to call to schedule an appointment with an internist to see what next steps could be taken.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 21/09/2026

I am migrating away from Google and have been updating my email on numerous sites between tasks today. Some businesses are making me think it's easier to get a hold of the nuclear codes than to change your email.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 21/09/2026

My favorite part about chat support is when you tell them exactly what you are trying to do on their website that you are unable to do, and then they tell you to do exactly what you tried and it does not work.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 21/09/2026

“I am your work meow.”

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Chris @crsofr.com · 20/09/2026

You ever back into your garage and leave the hatch of your car in the fully erect position and then walk into your garage later with the lights off and startle yourself because it looks like a massive mouth coming for you?

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ShannonB @shannonbuz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Release the Epstein files!

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Chris @crsofr.com · 18/09/2026

Can I stay here all day instead of working?

Chris @crsofr.com · 18/09/2026

One is water with orange Mio flavoring, the other is apple cider vinegar to catch gnats. It’s only a matter of time.

Chris @crsofr.com · 17/09/2026

Because we haven’t proven ourselves stupid enough yet.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 17/09/2026

I need to trim my bush, it’s making my deck look small.

ndweiss @11tulips.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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It’s a problem, squaring myself with the fact that the United States of which I am a citizen is participating in indiscriminate murders In Iran, on the high seas, and indirectly against Palestinians.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 15/09/2026

I’m scared to know why they are staring into my fireplace. If it wasn’t supposed to be 95 today, I would get a fire going. Wood. I also don’t have wood.

Chris @crsofr.com · 11/09/2026

Email from my bank: "Not sure you heard, but we have a new name!" Me: Wow! I would have never guessed by the new logo and name on everything starting two months ago, or by the endless emails ahead of the change.

Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

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It's been 25 years, we can forget a little.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 10/09/2026

What I imagine Apple events are like: “Announcing, the highest model number anybody has ever put on an iPhone….18.” Audience:

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Andy Samberg's Funny Face

ALT: Andy Samberg's Funny Face

Chris @crsofr.com · 09/09/2026

Not a thought in his head, other than how he is going to get in the way while I work.

Chris @crsofr.com · 08/09/2026

TIL that if you eat enough sugar free Life Savers mints your body will simulate a colonoscopy prep.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 08/09/2026

This banana has quite the vein.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 06/09/2026

That was a fun two mornings. I hope I can get out of bed tomorrow.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 04/09/2026

Coworker: Needs help with something. Me: Meets with her yesterday and have another meeting scheduled at 9 today. CW: "He just sent a teams message and didn't call." Me: Lady, I literally recorded the meeting yesterday that is now attached to my reply-all. I'll just cancel that 9am today.

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Erik with a K @erikwithk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Diving into my 4-day weekend like:

Man doing backflip into empty swimming pool

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Dave 🧢💙🔵🐾🐾 @dave-64.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If anyone thinks a democratic republic functions when a handful of men have unlimited financial resources available to greatly influence outcomes, they’re insane. I don’t know if it’s the death knell of our country, but it’s certainly the death knell of our democracy.

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Elon Musk unleashes first wave of spending on key races in the midterms

Disclosure of Musk’s first independent expenditures followed his meeting with Speaker Mike Johnson.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 03/09/2026

The chaotic implementation of passkeys is so fun. I signed up for an account. Prompted to create a passkey. Okay, cool. Then downloaded ios app, attempted to sign in with password. "Password is invalid with a passkey." Okay, let me use the passkey. "Mobile app does not support passkeys."

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Chris @crsofr.com · 03/09/2026

Can’t wait to spend the weekend filling this thing with my torns down privacy fence.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 02/09/2026

Sorry, boss, I can’t work today.

That’s adequate, right?

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Me: imma sleep in on my birthday. Also me: awake since 5:15am.

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Most apps just call it “private mode.”

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