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Chris @crsofr.com · 30/09/2026

Amazon: Sends TOS update a few minutes before midnight the day it is effective. Best Buy: Hold our beer.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 28/09/2026

Sure is a bummer for you to lose business because you don't like shoppers who use a privacy respecting browser.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 22/09/2026

Back from his ultrasound and x-ray. Milo has severe IBD, and since he is also diabetic, the standard treatment is a bad idea. It can also progress to lymphoma, but his glands look normal. Waiting on VCA to call to schedule an appointment with an internist to see what next steps could be taken.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 21/09/2026

“I am your work meow.”

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Chris @crsofr.com · 18/09/2026

Can I stay here all day instead of working?

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Chris @crsofr.com · 18/09/2026

One is water with orange Mio flavoring, the other is apple cider vinegar to catch gnats. It’s only a matter of time.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 17/09/2026

I need to trim my bush, it’s making my deck look small.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 15/09/2026

I’m scared to know why they are staring into my fireplace. If it wasn’t supposed to be 95 today, I would get a fire going. Wood. I also don’t have wood.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 09/09/2026

Not a thought in his head, other than how he is going to get in the way while I work.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 08/09/2026

This banana has quite the vein.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 06/09/2026

That was a fun two mornings. I hope I can get out of bed tomorrow.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 03/09/2026

Can’t wait to spend the weekend filling this thing with my torns down privacy fence.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 02/09/2026

Sorry, boss, I can’t work today.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 28/08/2026

That’s adequate, right?

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Chris @crsofr.com · 25/08/2026

For a fucking dumpster. Congrats, you made me go check other options at the last step of the process.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 21/08/2026

Or maybe I won't work.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 20/08/2026

Hey Tim, you actually sound much less sketchy if you provide your company name.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 20/08/2026

This could be interesting if it wasn't hosted by a local mega cult.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 18/08/2026

The cafe in my office is amazing, almost makes me want to come to the office more often. Almost. Butter chicken with paratha and vegetable biryani.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 14/08/2026

Somebody has decided he is now scared of storms. I guess six hours of thunder a day for a week will do that.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 04/08/2026

People really don’t understand how insulated lunch boxes work.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 04/08/2026

Except purchases are necessary.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 28/07/2026

Setting up a gofundme.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 24/07/2026

A friend sent me a reel of one of these on Instagram. The description does not mention it’s a tiny vacuum that holds it onto the wall, so my cats are terrified of it.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 24/07/2026

I have a few questions.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 24/07/2026

Probably not the organizatoin whose acronym is in the middle of the number, Linda.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 23/07/2026

Spent $10 at butpoorlydrawn.com, it did not disappoint.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 21/07/2026

My manager's birthday is next Tuesday. I need ideas of something to do that tops the time she had a big leak under her car.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 15/07/2026

No, I'm not OCD about my monitors being level. Why do you ask?

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Chris @crsofr.com · 11/07/2026

There are some fucking stupid people in the world.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 09/07/2026

Mental note, don't ask any coworkers named Alan for directions to anything.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 01/07/2026

This will be illegal when I'm elected president.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 01/07/2026

Brb, celebrating by getting a Diet Coke.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 30/06/2026

Sure would be awesome to know up front that something is going to ship from China before you make said purchase.

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Chris @crsofr.com · 23/06/2026

Why does a fry pan need a whole ass pocket bible?

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Chris @crsofr.com · 23/06/2026

Hey, @surfshark.bsky.social , how the fuck is this legal? "Regular" price: $179.88 Oh look, there's a promo code for 55% off! Oh, now 'regular' price is $359.76. For those unaware, Surfshark owns Incogni.