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Lorne

@lornetoledo.bsky.social
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Just another asshole from Toledo, Ohio.

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Aaron Becker @aaronjbecker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lake Erie turned toward autumn in a single week. Every hour of its surface currents, 16 to 23 September 2026, colored by water temperature: the surface lost about 6°F in seven days. Data: NOAA Great Lakes Operational Forecast System (model) #LakeErie #GreatLakes #dataviz
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, I am ready for some food already.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still getting a lot of figs from the yard this year.
Figs on a fig tree/bushFigs
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was doing stuff in the yard yesterday, and this one sat on the other side of the fence and watched me for almost an hour.
A deer.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just cancelled Disney+, and now my only monthly streaming service payment is Apple Music. Not too bad.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Helga, looking for the neighbor earlier. He gives her treats.
Helga the mini schnauzer, looking out the back door.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yard is looking pretty ok at the end of the season.
My back yard.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Turned the heater on today for the first time in the season, just to check everything and dry out the ducts after AC season. Filter change, etc. Mowed the lawn, gave myself a little haircut, cooked some dogs a salmon dinner. Not a bad Saturday, so far.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The overarching theme is fuck JJ Abrams.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A couple old dogs lounging on a couch. (Helga is 12.5, Charlie is now 15)
Dogs on a couch, with blankets.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just in case anyone else also wants to spend a few minutes of their Friday night watching some dude that looks like Lemmy Kilmeister doing some flint knapping... youtu.be/KH1-Af0fym8?...
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I Recreated One of Britain's Strangest Stone Age Tools
YouTube video by Will Lord Prehistoric Survival
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nice moon out there tonight.
The view over my roof as my dog is pissing.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had an hour long internet outage earlier today (I work from home full time) and I had to work through my normal lunch break, and it has thrown off my entire day.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've been watching the original 60's Star Trek series again lately, for the first time since I was a kid. And I never realized the extent to which Captain Kirk is pretty much a psychopath.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It could happen today...
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The funny thing is going to be, like a week after he's gone, they're going to act like he never existed.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The physical media selections for this pay week. I've been on a movie kick lately.
Clash Of The Titans (original) and Die Hard.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So this random guy on YouTube was doing a thing a while back where he read LOTR for the first time, and his enthusiasm for it was very charming. And he's onto The Silmarillion now, and it is equally charming to see him delve into it. www.youtube.com/live/LGWEkf6...
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Reading Ainulindalë - The Silmarillion for the First Time
YouTube video by First Timers
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It feels very autumnal today, and it makes me just want to curl up under a warm blanket and sleep.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe it's just me being closed-minded, but if I want to learn to do a thing, I'm probably not going to go to someone who has never successfully managed to do that thing...
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Still only 66 in my house right now. I'm in danger of having to actually turn on the heat tonight.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Somebody remind me that I need to renew my ham radio license next year.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I kinda love the fact that Little Debbie has an apparel store. shop.littledebbie.com/products/zeb...
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Zebra Cakes Sweet Tee
Celebrate a Little Debbie favorite with the Swiss Rolls Sweet Tee. A soft, modern graphic shirt built for everyday comfort.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This could fix me.
86 Trans Am, for sale near me
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just saw someone riding a bike down my street, wearing a puffy coat. 😳😬😱
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes I watch stuff like this (a dude and his dad fixing up a shitty old cabin) and I get a bit wistful and wish my dad hadn't always been such a shitty person. Oh well. Can't win them all. 🤷‍♂️ youtu.be/01mQt2-m9yE?...
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Biggest Transformation on My Abandoned Cabin Yet
YouTube video by Projects by Jamie
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was, apparently, unfamiliar with Boebert's game. 😂
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's actually kinda chilly in my house today! And with a high of only 63, and a low of around 50 tonight, I may have to get ready to turn the heat on. Or maybe a fire in the fireplace? We'll see.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fucked up the whole freezer organization scheme by coming home with a big bag of frozen berries today. 😂
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Getting used to this thing.
Cooking bacon, outside.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stocked up on 140 pounds of groceries today, because apparently I handle provisioning like it's a game of Oregon Trail. Anyhow, "Winter Is Coming" and all.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Green Inchworm Crawls on Branch: Go To Sleep Go
Alt: Green Inchworm Crawls on Branch
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Been using Mexican style dried chiles (guajillo, ancho, etc) along with garden tomatoes when making shakshuka, and damn that makes for a pleasant result.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Joined the cult.
A blackstone grill.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had to put the cocks somewhere.
A couple glass roosters on top of a shelf. The green one I dug out of the ground behind my house, and the other one was one of my grandmother's glass figurines, of which she had many.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It is disgusting and warm and humid outside right now, but damn this fresh rain smells amazing.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's only Tuesday, and somehow I feel like I already need a day off. Ugh.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nice to see Mitch McConnell out and about again.
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Bernie's Poolside Chill
Alt: Bernie's Poolside Chill
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In case someone needs a bit of this in their lives: music.apple.com/us/album/get...
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Get Up Offa That Thing by James Brown on Apple Music
Song · 1991 · Duration 4:13
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
After the last power outage, I wanted something for lighting that was softer and easier on the eyes than my camp lanterns, and also takes common, easy to find batteries. Settled on some indoor/outdoor led electric candles. Not too bad.
An LED candle on my living room corner table.An LED candle in the middle of what I believe to be some sort of Pokémon figure?
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sunday evening selection: music.apple.com/us/album/idl...
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Idle Moments by Grant Green on Apple Music
Album · 1965 · 4 Songs
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Patrick @watchinthesky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good thing you guys are friendly, although there are four ports on the feeder, two birds can fit on each perch - sometimes 😁 🪶 hummingbirds Archive from February 2019
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's so nice and cool outside today. Might have to have a little fire out back tonight if the mosquitoes aren't out too heavy.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The great question of the evening: date night, or mow the lawn after work?
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Because I had no power almost all of the long weekend last weekend, I burned all my mower gas in the generator, so I have to go restock this weekend. On a normal year, that would have been enough to do most all of my fall leaf pickup.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hear the resident hawk out there screaming again today.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Feel like I need to wash out my eyeballs after watching this one. youtu.be/B-QNzQ-24KQ?...
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The Rise Of Gooning: Inside The World Of The Gooner Subculture
YouTube video by VICE
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's been 25 years, we can forget a little.
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just ate another home grown tiny watermelon. That is not the worst thing I've ever grown, or eaten. I just wish I'd gotten more of them. 🌱
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So somehow I had never realized that the 70's animated versions of The Hobbit and The Lord Of The Rings were not made by the same people, despite being released only a year or so from each other. For some reason I had always assumed they were.
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