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Big K

@crownandjoke.bsky.social
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6 foot woman in a 5 foot world. Sports, politics, shenanigans. Good human that uses bad words. | Opinions are my own. Oklahoma.

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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Before everyone gets beamed up for the rapture later today, don’t forget to drop all your worldly possessions off at my house. I’ll be holding it down through the next 7 years of trials and tribulations with the rest of the heathens left behind.
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Before you rush to post a long opinion about any incident or tragedy, remember—no one really cares about your opinion unless they ask you directly. Taoism reminds us: the river keeps flowing, whether we thrash against it or not. Focus on the here and now—that’s all we ever have.
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Feeling sad for federal employees getting IRS lock-in letters forcing their withholdings to “single” — even if they’re married or with dependents. That means bigger tax chunks taken from every paycheck, and with IRS support so gutted, getting it corrected is nearly impossible.
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Nah I don’t come to Tulsa very often
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Out in the world in a rarely worn suit today because of some meetings in Tulsa and got asked what my retainer fee was by a guy in QuikTrip needing an attorney… Not an attorney, just a nerd in a suit, man… 😂
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
lol yep hiding out over here for a while
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
My twitter is deactivated for a bit, so I’ll be over here, just not often. Stepping away from social media just a bit
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Well dang 😂
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Waking up at 5:30am is not the business
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Jokić plays like a Serbian bear cursed to live as a human who’s unreasonably good at basketball. All he wants is to go back to his cave and hibernate, but instead he’s forced to play ball until his debt is repaid.
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Being dark outside in the morning is not the jam. Ugh.
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Joe Mussatto @joemussatto.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Bedlam in the Big Dance? Here’s how it could happen: www.oklahoman.com/story/sports...
oklahoman.com
Bedlam in March Madness? Why NCAA Tournament committee should pair Cowgirls, Sooners
Nothing would rouse sleepy old Lloyd Noble Center quite like hosting a Big Dance edition of Bedlam.
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Lmaooooo nooooooooooo
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
She did well, they won regionals but got eliminated at area in 6A
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
X-Twitter has been out a lot of today & there's claims that it's hackers Dark Storm (Team Dark Strom) "even though the group’s messaging focuses on the Palestinian cause, it may (like KillNet and Anonymous Sudan) act in support of Russian geopolitical interests" securityscorecard.com/research/hac...
securityscorecard.com
Cyber Risk Intelligence Update: Hacktivist Involvement in Israel-Hamas War Reflects Possible Shift in Threat Actor Focus
The STRIKE Team has continued monitoring threat actors involved in the Israel-Hamas war and has integrated it into DDW collections.
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
10/10 good post
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Leah @leah.myatproto.social · 10/03/2025
Just a reminder that gars will probably outlast humanity. Take comfort in that! We are just little animals on a big rock in the sky and this too shall pass.
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
That’s exactly how I make mine and I hate hauling it out, so now I do 4 cups at a time and then freeze each portion I need. When I reheat I just add a little bit of water and voila, perfect.
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Freezing and reheating rice increases resistant starch, which acts like fiber to slow digestion and help prevent blood sugar spikes—making it better for insulin resistance.
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
SHUSH LET ME LIVE
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I’m glad I watched an episode of Martha Stewart where she talked about making rice and freezing it. It has helped with meal prep IMMENSELY because I get terrified of rice in the fridge too long. Also, apparently freezing it changes the starch and can help with insulin resistance, big win.
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Inside Gymnastics @insidegym.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Oklahoma remains at the top of Men’s and Women’s NCAA Gymnastics Rankings! ❤️☝️ 📸Lloyd Smith for Inside Gymnastics & OU Athletics #Ncaagym #Gymnastics #ncaagymnastics
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
So, you guys come here often? Enzo wants to know more about Bluesky
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I have gone live! I just have no idea what I’m doing
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I may stay, we’ll see lol
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Hey so if you cool folks wanna follow me on other platforms I haz website Crownandjoke.com See, it’s easy to remember
crownandjoke.com
Crown & Joke
Six foot woman in a five foot world
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ran⚡ @randall.gobirds.online · 10/03/2025
Shitters full
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show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"I PAID FOR MY TICKET! THAT GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO DO MY BRITNEY ROUTINE ON THE PLANE!" I scream as they escort me off the flight.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/03/2025
X engineers clocking in this morning
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
NLRB employees line the sidewalk to welcome back Board Member Gwynne Wilcox at HQ this morning after a federal judge ordered her reinstatement. Trump fired Wilcox Jan 27 in what the judge ruled was an illegal removal.
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Rick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up
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Dan Williams for ODP Vice Chair @danwilliamsodpvc.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Hi there! I am Dan Williams and I’m running for Vice Chair of the OK Dems and Southern VP of the Young Dems of America. I wanted to reintroduce myself and declare my intent. I look forward to seeing many of you and meeting new folks as I campaign. Together we can go from Blue Dots to Blue Waves!
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
IT WASNT ME
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The most important work of all!
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I need to do that!
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Is he mad Tesla stock is down so he’s ruining twitter even further
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Right? I don’t know what to do with my hands
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My conspiracy theory for the day is the X is down so they can do database lookups on years of historical tweets and start making a database of political opponents but I’m just a sports mom in a landlocked red state what do I know
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Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 10/03/2025
👋👋👋 Hello to all those checking this app from the other place. We've been over here too
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RedDirtSport @reddirtsport.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Lot of folks joining with the twitter outage. Hit the list #Sooners
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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a man with a beard and a hat says so what do we do now netflix
ALT: a man with a beard and a hat says so what do we do now netflix
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Hey guys what’s up whatcha doin?
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Oh cool I was already following everyone #winning
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Nathan @norm1142.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Spotted this sign at the zoo yesterday and reflected again at how homelessness is not a new problem, society just stopped having much regard for providing solutions
Sign at the Oregon Zoo commemorating a “poor farm” where homeless could live while working
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Crap I need a new avatar what’s the next holiday that’s cool
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The protein smoothie I made this morning was really really gross and I drank it anyway. Please clap.
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Paul Monies @pmonies.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Congrats. You DOGE-d yourself.
Screenshot of Twitter website being down on the morning of Monday, March 10, 2025. 

(Also: Elon Musk is an idiot.)
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Big K @crownandjoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Yeah I’m not mad about it, I just want all my peeps over here so I don’t have to go back and forth
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