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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️

@crowbarella.bsky.social
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Amateur novelist. Data goddess. All around geek. “Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.” - Nick Fury

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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All set up at #collingswoodbookfestival. If you're looking for LGBTQ+ inclusive sci-fa and fantasy, look for me in slot 14. #NJ #books #bookstagram
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today's #ITWNBM is an SNL sketch called Fascist Jeopardy. Contestants at JD Vance (who gets the answers from a very noticeable earpiece), McConnell (who just grunts, but they hear the correct response) and the reigning champion Trump (who rambles incoherently, but they say is correct).
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, no. Not walking. /deadpan
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What if, instead of putting the "Department of War" back to the Department of Defense, we actually separate the two so we stop confusing them?
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Right, cause vote tabulation machines can't be hacked (yes, they can) because they don't have modems in them (yes, they do). It's not like Trump and Musk were bragging about it (yes, they were). Maybe check out @electiontruthalliance.org?
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From how the 2024 results look, he could totally rig the election, but the real results need to be close for it to work. In the tsunami we're expecting in November, only some of those result can be shifted, not enough to keep either the house or the senate. Handcounts could stop that, too.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why exactly did we settle on "assigned at birth"? Anyone else think that sounds like we came out with both (or neither) and the doctors just took a stab at it? (Pun intended) They made an assumption, and in the process, made an ass out of u, mption, and a whole load of bigots.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have already been more productive this birthcation than any year prior and I'm only a week into it. Not sure if it's the new meds or setting reminders for everything I wanted to get to (or both).
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Perhaps you should stop treating him like a child and treat him like the criminal he is.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TFW you play so many similar cozy games that you think "Ooh, I don't have that bug," in a game without bug catching.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Totally agree. Maybe you should get on that?
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is it, though? No one is impeaching him for it. No one holding this criminal accountable sends the message that his crimes aren't crimes. #ImpeachConvictRemove
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally got around to getting my workout bench back up into the gym, but I misplaced the bolt that attaches the leg thing. I just know that I saw it at one point, said "WTF was this for" and stuck it into one of my doom piles. The only questions are: which doom pile and how far down is it.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Democrats who will fight? That would be nice to see. Too bad our current batch doesn't know the meaning of the word.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every app that is "needed" in order to use a device you BOUGHT needs to have a "skip for now" button on the log in screen so you can actually USE the device when their account system is down.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's a great way to end gerrymandering bsky.app/profile/crow...
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe if the choice wasn't between these two people as leaders, that difference would be MUCH bigger.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not to be self-centered, but there are plenty of some not-so-prominent trans writers wishing to be prominent. 50 books (self) published and counting.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But then the health insurance and health care industries can't milk people for all they're worth. #MedicareForAllNow
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah, if only we had some other way of moving things around the country, like... electric vehicles or electric trains... Oh, well.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now passing the Bush line. Next stop, the Dick (Nixon) line.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got no problem with the occasional ad in an app, but forcing me to see THE SAME AD, TWICE, after EVERY three minute lesson? And it's this douche that could talk me out of buying oxygen in a vacuum? #Duolingo is getting unusable. @duolingoverde.bsky.social
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's enshitification, re-enforced by a lack of competition due to the monopolies and oligopolies that make up the entirety of the food industry in the US.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me: *Writes random line in book 11* My brain: That means this happens later. Me: Son of a... *checks book titles that I came up with almost randomly 5 years ago* Yup, I can put it in book 14.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'd like to once again put forth my TRUMP Act bsky.app/profile/crow...
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And why is this not illegal already?
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Five AM Brain won't shut up No more sleep #NotAHaiku
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't think he's capable. I don't think he was ever capable of that, and he's certainly gone down a peg or fifty since then.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They'll also elect democrats who don't do a damn thing.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whoa, I'm halfway there. (Whoa, Livin' on a prayer) #PokemonGo
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think the real debate is over what exactly is "common sense" these days.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes, we need leaders with spines. Jeffries and Schumer ain't them.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why is it that for products I'd actually be interested in, I see maybe one ad for, but products I would never get/use I see endless ads for?
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#TSISIMH Jingle Bell Rock for some messed reason. It could have been any other song, why that one? I blame the #WarOnChristmas (which Christmas started and is winning)
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I need a sign for my door that says "Warning: Owner may bite if interrupted while hyper focused."
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Aren't they also supposed to vote on the Hegseth impeachment within 2 days or whatever? They're breaking their own rules here.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So much going on in Cary Simms: The Overzealous Thugball. Finally getting to reveal some of Greg's backstory and motivation, and now the first hints of Cary being ace.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Note to self: just because something is on my calendar doesn't mean I'll remember it when it starts without an actual reminder set.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We need a G20 style group for countries with AI companies to come together to establish rules for governing it all to prevent Skynet. Unless it's already too late, in which case I'm totally team Skynet.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe just say that you won't stop speaking out against Trump's egregious abuse of children.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
These "targeted" ads don't seem to understand how cheap I am.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Personally, I think if the choice is between one candidate that wants to cut your nose off and one that wants to slit your throat, you'd better vote for the nose guy.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is seriously a world of difference between thinking "I feel like trash because I'm an introvert with social anxiety, but its worth putting up with it to get to play games" and knowing "It's too loud here and I need to go somewhere quiet for a few minutes so I can go back to the games".
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New odd numbered month, new #book, new #newsletter. This time, it's Love over Death, finally. Think #Bridgerton and Zombies. www.crowbarland.com/so/9dQ2HrQbd
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Crowbarland Books Newsletter
From the Publisher's Desk
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seriously, all he had to say, all any of these people need to say is "That is such a niche issue that it is best handled on a case by case basis at the local level."
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I need to stop watching TV shows/movies featuring hobbies/sports I haven't tried yet. Especially crew (I keep wanting to get an erg). I guess you could say I have an erg urge... I'll see myself out.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's deja vu all over again :( #ZeldaSwitch2
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gee, I saw the world that way WITHOUT being a parent...
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Work: Oh, I am so sorry we didn't invite you to this fifth meeting for the day, starting after you usually log off, where we're going to endlessly drone on for 40 minutes before asking you a stupid question. Me: *glare*
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Maybe we should stop normalizing politicians lying to people: bsky.app/profile/crow...
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