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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️

@crowbarella.bsky.social
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Amateur novelist. Data goddess. All around geek. “Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.” - Nick Fury

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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All set up at #collingswoodbookfestival. If you're looking for LGBTQ+ inclusive sci-fa and fantasy, look for me in slot 14. #NJ #books #bookstagram
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today's #ITWNBM is an SNL sketch called Fascist Jeopardy. Contestants at JD Vance (who gets the answers from a very noticeable earpiece), McConnell (who just grunts, but they hear the correct response) and the reigning champion Trump (who rambles incoherently, but they say is correct).
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What if, instead of putting the "Department of War" back to the Department of Defense, we actually separate the two so we stop confusing them?
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why exactly did we settle on "assigned at birth"? Anyone else think that sounds like we came out with both (or neither) and the doctors just took a stab at it? (Pun intended) They made an assumption, and in the process, made an ass out of u, mption, and a whole load of bigots.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have already been more productive this birthcation than any year prior and I'm only a week into it. Not sure if it's the new meds or setting reminders for everything I wanted to get to (or both).
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TFW you play so many similar cozy games that you think "Ooh, I don't have that bug," in a game without bug catching.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally got around to getting my workout bench back up into the gym, but I misplaced the bolt that attaches the leg thing. I just know that I saw it at one point, said "WTF was this for" and stuck it into one of my doom piles. The only questions are: which doom pile and how far down is it.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every app that is "needed" in order to use a device you BOUGHT needs to have a "skip for now" button on the log in screen so you can actually USE the device when their account system is down.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got no problem with the occasional ad in an app, but forcing me to see THE SAME AD, TWICE, after EVERY three minute lesson? And it's this douche that could talk me out of buying oxygen in a vacuum? #Duolingo is getting unusable. @duolingoverde.bsky.social
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me: *Writes random line in book 11* My brain: That means this happens later. Me: Son of a... *checks book titles that I came up with almost randomly 5 years ago* Yup, I can put it in book 14.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Five AM Brain won't shut up No more sleep #NotAHaiku
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whoa, I'm halfway there. (Whoa, Livin' on a prayer) #PokemonGo
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why is it that for products I'd actually be interested in, I see maybe one ad for, but products I would never get/use I see endless ads for?
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#TSISIMH Jingle Bell Rock for some messed reason. It could have been any other song, why that one? I blame the #WarOnChristmas (which Christmas started and is winning)
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I need a sign for my door that says "Warning: Owner may bite if interrupted while hyper focused."
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So much going on in Cary Simms: The Overzealous Thugball. Finally getting to reveal some of Greg's backstory and motivation, and now the first hints of Cary being ace.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Note to self: just because something is on my calendar doesn't mean I'll remember it when it starts without an actual reminder set.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We need a G20 style group for countries with AI companies to come together to establish rules for governing it all to prevent Skynet. Unless it's already too late, in which case I'm totally team Skynet.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
These "targeted" ads don't seem to understand how cheap I am.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is seriously a world of difference between thinking "I feel like trash because I'm an introvert with social anxiety, but its worth putting up with it to get to play games" and knowing "It's too loud here and I need to go somewhere quiet for a few minutes so I can go back to the games".
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New odd numbered month, new #book, new #newsletter. This time, it's Love over Death, finally. Think #Bridgerton and Zombies. www.crowbarland.com/so/9dQ2HrQbd
crowbarland.com
Crowbarland Books Newsletter
From the Publisher's Desk
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I need to stop watching TV shows/movies featuring hobbies/sports I haven't tried yet. Especially crew (I keep wanting to get an erg). I guess you could say I have an erg urge... I'll see myself out.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's deja vu all over again :( #ZeldaSwitch2
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Work: Oh, I am so sorry we didn't invite you to this fifth meeting for the day, starting after you usually log off, where we're going to endlessly drone on for 40 minutes before asking you a stupid question. Me: *glare*
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Currently debating if I should save my wooble for the next Mensa event or finish it and get a new one for it.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me watching the OOT section of the #ZeldaDirect: Holy, ####! TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY!!!
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me and my body at a Mensa RG: Me: You hungry? My Body: *sigh* no, I'm good Me: You didn't eat much today MB: It's fine Me: Yeah, there's not much here, but I guess we can have carbs MB: Carbs? I can have CARBS? <insert Planet 51 rover singing in the rain gif>
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I need a hat that says LFG(ame) PST
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Another #ITWNBM, 1984 told from the point of view of the spy in the big brother office.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Light writing day today because I didn't want to be in the middle of a chapter right before four straight days of not writing. Still, halfway through Cary Simms: The Overzealous Thugball, so, yeay.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sometimes, my brain works weird even for me. Today it's: Oh, Canada, the land I call my home Oh Canada OH Canada Forever shall your banner wave
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You're standing on a street corner with two other people. Another person comes up and randomly punches the person next to you. Naturally, you call them out. "You shouldn't do that." The third person says "whoa, you are way too concerned with trans sports."
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have a problem. I keep having to buy more inventory space because of these stupid things. Too important to toss, no idea what to use them for. #PokemonGo
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm only bringing six games to Recharge this year (3 oldies that I can never play enough, and 3 new ones, one of which I haven't played yet). Not sure if that is progress, laziness, or a sign I'm playing the rest of them just the right amount.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Planted some corn then went on a bathroom break while waiting for it, only to come back to find Aladdin standing there, staring at me while eating an apple. Super creepy. #DisneyDreamlightValley
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
From the person who gives out free ideas that will never be made, I now give you this song I haven't heard in years is stuck in my head #TSISIMH: Electricity by School House Rock
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I finally got around to finishing Sandrock. Played Portia 3 times, and it took just over 4 "seasons" each time. Took me 3 tries and just under 6 "seasons" for Sandrock. Was it just me or was the pacing of the game just off? (too much at the start, too much dead air and low stakes plot at the end)
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Another interesting bit of timing, the proposal heart event happened during the end game event, so my "parents" were in town for it (but the wedding was still too soon for them to make it somehow).
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Interesting timing, getting to see the stars with this cutie, right after the stary night fashion show. I just wish I wasn't dressed like such a dork. Gonna try to redo with a different outfit, but we still won't match. 😞 #MyTimeAtSandrock
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Do not get me started on how quiet I usually am or I may not shut up about it.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well, that happened. Time to start trying to read real books now?
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Another #AIGeneratedLaw, this time fixing the senate. Another amendment required on this one. www.crowbarland.com/post/ai-laws...
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Went out for the first half of #PokemonGoSpotlightHour. Caught 100 magikarp, 19 counting as "big" (19%). Historically, it's been closer to 17%, but let's go with 19%. That means I'd need to catch 3.8k more to get the platinum badge, for 19 hours of spotlight/community days. Yeah, not happening.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I saw a book on Daniel Boone at the mall (where I do raid hour), so, of course, I have this running endlessly in my head now: Daniel Boone was a great, big guy Yes, a big, sick guy He lost his lunch all over the trees and sky
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me (to my spare phone): What are you doing on the floor? ... Yes, I know you didn't put yourself on the floor, I'm just asking what you're doing on the floor.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wrote an action packed first chapter to hide all the "Previously, on Cary Simms" reminders.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Always interesting when a mass email goes out at work and everyone decides to hit Reply All to tell them that they're the wrong people to send it to. Really explains why we're in the situation that we're in.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The second draft on Summoned Innocence is done. Despite how almost painful writing it had been, the book came out nicer than I was expecting. The demon narrator is fun, letting you experience the events without caring too much about the characters. Next up, I'm starting another Cary Simms book.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nothing like being on the verge of losing a game for forty straight minutes, seeing every step made along the slim path toward victory constantly being erased, as more crap is thrown at you but never enough to put us out of our misery. Even if we won in the end, it wouldn't have felt like a win.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
After almost two full years of not being able to sleep without taking at least 1 sleeping pill (sometimes as many as 3), I finally got a method that doesn't require it. Yeah, take that insomnia. I mean, I slept like crap, and going to still take the pills, but...
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