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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️

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Amateur novelist. Data goddess. All around geek. “Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.” - Nick Fury

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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look at @pallone.house.gov calling out Trump's corruption, when he keeps voting "present" on all attempts to see him impeached. Never voting for this guy in another primary (but you're damn right I voted for him in the general). #VoteBlueNoMatterWho
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All set up at #collingswoodbookfestival. If you're looking for LGBTQ+ inclusive sci-fa and fantasy, look for me in slot 14. #NJ #books #bookstagram
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, no. Not walking. /deadpan
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not to be self-centered, but there are plenty of some not-so-prominent trans writers wishing to be prominent. 50 books (self) published and counting.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whoa, I'm halfway there. (Whoa, Livin' on a prayer) #PokemonGo
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's deja vu all over again :( #ZeldaSwitch2
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have a problem. I keep having to buy more inventory space because of these stupid things. Too important to toss, no idea what to use them for. #PokemonGo
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Interesting timing, getting to see the stars with this cutie, right after the stary night fashion show. I just wish I wasn't dressed like such a dork. Gonna try to redo with a different outfit, but we still won't match. 😞 #MyTimeAtSandrock
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well, that happened. Time to start trying to read real books now?
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Another #AIGeneratedLaw, this time fixing the senate. Another amendment required on this one. www.crowbarland.com/post/ai-laws...
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Two weeks in a row. I'm on a roll. #PokemonGo
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ladies, gentlemen, and mages (non-binary individulas), I give you, The TRUMP Act. #AIGenerativeLaws #TRUMP #Politics www.crowbarland.com/post/ai-laws...
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Does this make me a triple threat? Only a third of the way through this badge. #pokemongo
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ding! Woot! Three more to go. #PokemonGO
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Another #AIGeneratedLaw #LTWNBM, fixing the House of Representatives. Not included, term limits:
SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
​This Act may be cited as the "Real Representation and Voter Choice Act."
​SECTION 2. RESTORATION OF REPRESENTATION RATIO.
• ​(a) Repeal of the 435-Seat Cap: The Act of June 18, 1929 (46 Stat. 26, chapter 28; 2 U.S.C. 2a), which permanently capped the House of Representatives at 435 members, is hereby repealed.
•  ​(b) Establishment of the Ratio: Beginning with the first decennial census conducted after the enactment of this Act, the number of Representatives apportioned to each State shall be determined by allocating one representative for every 200,000 persons, rounded down. 
• ​(c) Constitutional Minimum: Each State shall continue to be entitled to at least one Representative, regardless of population.
​SECTION 3. IMPLEMENTATION OF SINGLE TRANSFERABLE VOTE (STV).
(a) Multi-Member Districts Required: Any State apportioned more than one Representative under Section 2 of this Act shall establish multi-member congressional districts.
• ​No district shall elect fewer than three Representatives or more than seven Representatives, unless a State’s total apportionment is fewer than three, in which case the entire State shall serve as a single multi-member district.
(b) Voting Method: All elections for the office of Representative to Congress shall be conducted using a Single Transferable Vote (STV) system.
(c) Balloting and Ranking: Voters shall cast ballots containing the names of individual candidates. Voters shall rank individual candidates in order of preference (1, 2, 3, etc.).
(d) Determination of Winners:
(1) The Quota: The minimum number of votes required to win election to a seat in a district shall be determined using the Droop Quota formula:
Quota = truncation of ( total votes cast divided by (seats to be filled +1) +1
 
(2) Surplus Transfer: Any candidate who receives first-preference votes equal to or greater than the quota shall be declared elected. Any surplus votes above the quota received by an elected candidate shall be transferred to the remaining candidates based on the next-preference indicated on those ballots, with surplus votes spread evenly among the next-preference candidates.
(3) Elimination and Transfer: If no candidate reaches the quota, the candidate with the fewest votes shall be eliminated, and their votes shall be transferred to the remaining active candidates according to the next-preference indicated on those ballots. This process shall repeat until all seats for the district are filled.
SECTION 4. EFFECTIVE DATE.
​This Act, and the amendments made by this Act, shall apply with respect to elections for Representatives to Congress held after the first decennial census completed after the date of enactment.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
And... BAM, 50 platinum badges... Still don't have enough xp for level 77, though. #PokemonGo
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
With the release of Starless Night on Friday, I am now halfway through my (much more reachable) goal of publishing 100 books (that don't sell). 50 down 50 to go. #Books #LGBTQBooks #QueerBooks #BookLovers
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
One use of GenAI that I very much approve of is using it to write laws that we clearly need. From Fetterman and Biden, to Trump, McConnell, and Graham, we clearly need more information on the health and wellness of people responsible for running this country. @pallone.house.gov @booker.senate.gov
A BILL
​To amend the Ethics in Government Act of 1978 to require all elected federal officials to disclose comprehensive annual medical reports and to mandate that attending physicians release relevant health records to the public.
​Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
​SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This Act may be cited as the "Elected Officials Medical Transparency Act of 2026".
​SEC. 2. MANDATORY MEDICAL DISCLOSURES FOR ELECTED OFFICIALS.
(a) In General.—Not later than January 30 of each calendar year, the President, Vice President, and every Member of Congress (including Delegates and Resident Commissioners to the Congress) shall submit to the appropriate federal ethics oversight body a comprehensive medical report detailing their physical and mental fitness to perform the duties of their office.
(b) Contents of Report.—The report required under subsection (a) shall include, but is not limited to:
• ​(1) A full summary of laboratory results, vital signs, and current diagnoses.
• ​(2) A list of all prescribed medications and ongoing treatments.
• ​(3) A cognitive and psychological evaluation conducted by an independent board of physicians.SEC. 3. PHYSICIAN WAIVER AND PUBLIC RELEASE.
(a) Waiver of Confidentiality.—Notwithstanding any provision of the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (HIPAA) or other medical privacy laws, any licensed physician or medical professional who administers care to an elected official specified in Section 2(a) shall, as a condition of providing such care, obtain a signed disclosure waiver from the official.
(b) Public Availability.—The attending physicians shall directly certify and transmit the medical reports to the Federal Election Commission (FEC) or the relevant Ethics Committee, which shall make the complete unredacted reports available to the public on a searchable internet website within 48 hours of receipt.
(c) Emergency Disclosure.—In the event of an acute medical crisis, hospitalization, or incapacitating illness of an elected official, the attending medical facility must release public updates regarding the official's clinical status every 24 hours until the crisis resolves.
​SEC. 4. PENALTIES AND ENFORCEMENT.
(a) Civil Penalties.—Any elected official who fails to submit the required medical report, or who provides falsified information, shall be subject to a civil penalty of up to $50,000 and a mandatory referral to their respective chamber's ethics committee for potential censure or expulsion.
(b) Physician Immunity.—No physician or medical institution shall be held civilly or criminally liable for releasing information in compliance with the mandates of this Act.SEC. 5. INCAPACITATION DECLARATIONS AND VACANCY PROCEDURES.
​(a) Establishment of the Independent Medical Review Board.—There is established an Independent Medical Review Board (referred to in this section as the "Board"), consisting of seven non-partisan, board-certified physicians appointed jointly by the Chief Justice of the United States and the Comptroller General of the United States.
​(b) Trigger for Emergency Evaluation.—If an elected official's attending physicians or a two-thirds majority of the Board determines that an official has sustained a physical or cognitive medical event that could substantially alter or impair their ability to serve, the Board shall conduct an immediate, mandatory clinical review.
​(c) Declaration of Substantial Impairment.—Upon a majority vote of the Board certifying that an elected official suffers from a condition that substantially alters their ability to discharge the powers and duties of their office, a formal "Declaration of Substantial Impairment" shall be issued publicly and transmitted immediately to Congress.(d) Enforcement and Vacancy Action.—
• ​(1) Executive Branch.—An Impairment Declaration regarding the President or Vice President shall serve as a formal invocation under Section 4 of the 25th Amendment of the Constitution, immediately transferring powers to the Vice President (or next in line of succession) as Acting President.
• ​(2) Legislative Branch (Members of Congress).—Upon receipt of an Impairment Declaration regarding a Senator or Representative, the respective chamber shall, within 48 hours, hold an expedited vote on the expulsion of that member pursuant to Article I, Section 5 of the Constitution.
• ​(3) Triggering of Special Elections.—If a congressional seat is vacated under paragraph (2), the Governor of the official's home state shall issue a writ of election to fill the vacancy via an expedited special election to be held within 60 days.
​SEC. 6. EFFECTIVE DATE.
This Act shall take effect 90 days after the date of its enactment.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This one wasn't on my bingo card. 49 down, 1 to go. Or 21, depending on the target. #PokemonGO #pokemongofest
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Eddi is gone, leaving Hope alone in the darkness. Depression surrounds her. Jean is still there, but is no longer the light that she needs. She was enough before, why can't she be enough now? Starless Night, Starlight book 2, is out now. #LesbianTwilight www.goodreads.com/book/show/25...
What if Bella was gay, Jacob had a chance, and Edward was a shapeshifting, genderless alien?

Eddi is gone, leaving Hope alone in the darkness. Depression surrounds her. Jean is still there, but is no longer the light that she needs. She was enough before, why can't she be enough now? Starless Night, book 2 of the Starlight series, is out now.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oh, it's going to be one of THOSE run days. I see how it is. Ugh.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My first #GoodreadsGiveaway is all wrapped up. The books are signed and sealed. They'll go out in the next day or so and people will be getting them ahead of the Starless Night release next month. I hope you guys enjoy the book. Missed this giveaway? We'll be doing another soon.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I used the printing label word template and put in a space for Your Company Name so the line wouldn't be included on the labels. That didn't quite work as expected. I was tempted to leave them on.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I have no words. They should have sent a poet.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Now, I'm wondering if I should add a butterfly to the or if it would look too busy
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
New tent. Who dis? #JerseyPride
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I had thought that I had the perfect pic for The Cloaked Figure, but when it came to making the cover, I'm like "that may be a bit much for a middle grade book". Oh, well. These weren't half bad either.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
#HappyPride What? You don't have a personalized pride flag? Oh, you're only one thing. That's cute.
A personalized pride flag containing an alternate bi/trans flag, the left strip from the sex averse flag, a heart in the center for lesboromantic, and an arrow on the heart for self-partnered.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I don't have human babies or fur babies. I have paper babies, and this one is out today. They say you're not supposed to have favorites, but this one is one of mine. #HappyMothersDay. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX31Y8VN www.barnesandnoble.com/w?ean=294018... play.google.com/store/audiob...
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I didn’t get a before pic, but this is much better. Just waiting on a touch trade to finish off BDSP, then it's down to evolve trades and online content for ZA. No more #Pokemon besides Go for a while... until I give in and pay full price for Pokopia.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Cause why not?
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Another annoying one done. That's 48 down, 2* to go. #PokemonGO *Until they unlock lvl 90 and increase how many you need to hit max level. With them releasing super radars for pay, I'm betting it'll be 60 needed for it.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
#Primary ballots are out. Katie Bansil for #NJ06.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
One of the more annoying ones, but it's done. No more weird detours or going out of my way to go new places. 47 down, 3 to go. #PokemonGO
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Me: I should be focusing on my writing right now Also me: Just a few more
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
So...
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The 25th amendment is for when the president is unfit, but hasn't committed crimes. Trump was never fit AND has committed crimes.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Congress must convene immediately and IMPEACH HIM. Maybe this will help.
Resolution:
Impeachment of Donald J. Trump, president of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors.

ARTICLE I: UNLAWFUL INCITEMENT OF HOSTILITIES:
Donald J. Trump has violated his constitutional oath by unilaterally initiating armed conflict against the Islamic Republic of Iran. By bypassing the mandatory requirements of the War Powers Resolution and disregarding the exclusive power of Congrrss to declare war under Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution, he has subverted the legislative branch and endangered the national security of the United States.

ARTICLE II: ABUSE OF POWER
In his conduct as President, Donald J. Trump abused the power of the Presidency by utilizing military force for personal and political gain rather than activities legitimate national defense interest. Through these actions, he has demonstrated a reckless disregard for the lives of American service members and the stability of the international community, warranting his immediate removal from office and disqualification to hold any office of honor, trust, or profit under the United States.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Maybe this will help you actually do just that
Resolution:
Impeachment of Donald J. Trump, president of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors.

ARTICLE I: UNLAWFUL INCITEMENT OF HOSTILITIES:
Donald J. Trump has violated his constitutional oath by unilaterally initiating armed conflict against the Islamic Republic of Iran. By bypassing the mandatory requirements of the War Powers Resolution and disregarding the exclusive power of Congrrss to declare war under Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution, he has subverted the legislative branch and endangered the national security of the United States.

ARTICLE II: ABUSE OF POWER
In his conduct as President, Donald J. Trump abused the power of the Presidency by utilizing military force for personal and political gain rather than activities legitimate national defense interest. Through these actions, he has demonstrated a reckless disregard for the lives of American service members and the stability of the international community, warranting his immediate removal from office and disqualification to hold any office of honor, trust, or profit under the United States.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The only way he'll stop is if people in power, like you and your colleagues in the house, stop him. Here, maybe this will help.
Resolution:
Impeachment of Donald J. Trump, president of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors.

ARTICLE I: UNLAWFUL INCITEMENT OF HOSTILITIES:
Donald J. Trump has violated his constitutional oath by unilaterally initiating armed conflict against the Islamic Republic of Iran. By bypassing the mandatory requirements of the War Powers Resolution and disregarding the exclusive power of Congrrss to declare war under Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution, he has subverted the legislative branch and endangered the national security of the United States.

ARTICLE II: ABUSE OF POWER
In his conduct as President, Donald J. Trump abused the power of the Presidency by utilizing military force for personal and political gain rather than activities legitimate national defense interest. Through these actions, he has demonstrated a reckless disregard for the lives of American service members and the stability of the international community, warranting his immediate removal from office and disqualification to hold any office of honor, trust, or profit under the United States.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Or, and just bare with me for a second, you could STOP RUNNING ON REMOVING HIM AND JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!!!
Resolution:
Impeachment of Donald J. Trump, president of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors.

ARTICLE I: UNLAWFUL INCITEMENT OF HOSTILITIES:
Donald J. Trump has violated his constitutional oath by unilaterally initiating armed conflict against the Islamic Republic of Iran. By bypassing the mandatory requirements of the War Powers Resolution and disregarding the exclusive power of Congrrss to declare war under Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution, he has subverted the legislative branch and endangered the national security of the United States.

ARTICLE II: ABUSE OF POWER
In his conduct as President, Donald J. Trump abused the power of the Presidency by utilizing military force for personal and political gain rather than activities legitimate national defense interest. Through these actions, he has demonstrated a reckless disregard for the lives of American service members and the stability of the international community, warranting his immediate removal from office and disqualification to hold any office of honor, trust, or profit under the United States.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Pretty sure there's something called a rule 9 thing. Here, in case it helps.
Resolution:
Impeachment of Donald J. Trump, president of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors.

ARTICLE I: UNLAWFUL INCITEMENT OF HOSTILITIES:
Donald J. Trump has violated his constitutional oath by unilaterally initiating armed conflict against the Islamic Republic of Iran. By bypassing the mandatory requirements of the War Powers Resolution and disregarding the exclusive power of Congrrss to declare war under Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution, he has subverted the legislative branch and endangered the national security of the United States.

ARTICLE II: ABUSE OF POWER
In his conduct as President, Donald J. Trump abused the power of the Presidency by utilizing military force for personal and political gain rather than activities legitimate national defense interest. Through these actions, he has demonstrated a reckless disregard for the lives of American service members and the stability of the international community, warranting his immediate removal from office and disqualification to hold any office of honor, trust, or profit under the United States.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This statement works better.
Resolution:
Impeachment of Donald J. Trump, president of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors.

ARTICLE I: UNLAWFUL INCITEMENT OF HOSTILITIES:
Donald J. Trump has violated his constitutional oath by unilaterally initiating armed conflict against the Islamic Republic of Iran. By bypassing the mandatory requirements of the War Powers Resolution and disregarding the exclusive power of Congrrss to declare war under Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution, he has subverted the legislative branch and endangered the national security of the United States.

ARTICLE II: ABUSE OF POWER
In his conduct as President, Donald J. Trump abused the power of the Presidency by utilizing military force for personal and political gain rather than activities legitimate national defense interest. Through these actions, he has demonstrated a reckless disregard for the lives of American service members and the stability of the international community, warranting his immediate removal from office and disqualification to hold any office of honor, trust, or profit under the United States.
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Every time a congressional democrat posts anything, just reply with this. ##ImpeachConvictRemove
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Started the day with my 45th platinum badge and finished it with level 76. Woot. #PokemonGO
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
After stalling out on my bulbasaur run on #PokemonFireRedLeafGreen, I decided to do a proper speedrun on my squirtle run, following along with an actual speedrunner. His time was just over 2 hours. Mine was... Well...
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
1 mareep. 2 mareep. 3... mareep. 4..... zzzzzzzzzz #PokemonGO
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Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️ @crowbarella.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Too much banging happening in my house (not a euphemism) to get any writing done, so I made my next book cover.
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