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@crowbar.wtf

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CHEF. Food. Photography. Cookbook Author. Citizen Journalist. Insane Gourmiac. Vociferous Valkyrie. Cook Tease. VanDoll. (gomichild/Crowbar Jones elsewhere) Melbourne/Naarm UTC+ 10 🌏

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 1h

Cat Update: The big grey Tom has been recaptured.

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 2h

I gave him to a bit to try and he flicked it around with his tongue until it fell out of his mouth hehehe

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 2h

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Pickle Lover: Haters Gonna Hate

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 2h

Well I think these are crunchy & delicious but Memphis not a fan, although he did like how the packet crinkled.

Picklelicious chips

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 4h

He wouldn't even go outside to the backyard today.

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 7h

Nearly done with the first revision of the Culinary Canon volume 1.... checking that all the terms are explained....

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Schitt's Creek: David Asks 'Fold In The Cheese'

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 8h

You got it

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 8h

I have a Shih Tzu Maltese cross.

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 8h

Sounds like you’ve performed miracles!

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 8h

Also we did some training he’s very good at site, down and his favourite “ignore the command and bite the human”.

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 8h

You might think the torrential rain in Melbourne has prevented Memphis from getting in his daily run, however he has been stealing things and waiting for me to chase him through the house to retrieve said objects since early this morning.

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 10h

Carrots. #food #melbourne #photography

Carrots

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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 16h

Agreed.

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Amy Remeikis @amyremeikis.bsky.social · 17h

This sort of fall takes house prices back to where they were only a few years ago, when the headlines were about the insane unaffordability. It's the more expensive homes (already over inflated) which are experiencing a drop - the lower end of the market has barely moved.

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 16h

Arrgh I’m waiting for him to wake up to walk him before the rain

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 16h

He wears himself out then just lays down in the path - we’d still be walking home if I didn’t carry him

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 18h

No no no

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 30/09/2026

I am too x

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 30/09/2026

Memphis fell in love with Poppy today. And yes once again he had to be carried home from the park. #MemphisTheMalshi #puppylove

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 30/09/2026

Sumo Mandarins #food #melbourne #photography

Mandarins

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Senator David Shoebridge @davidshoebridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Joint statement from Senator David Shoebridge and Senator Steph Hodgins-May

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 30/09/2026

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 30/09/2026

that's fine
but I didn't ask

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 30/09/2026

Woke up thinking about the enoki …oh boy 😅

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 30/09/2026

Hehehe

000

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 30/09/2026

Oh it is 🫂

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

SEND THEM A TEXT MESSAGE DICKHEAD

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Someone is beeping their car horn enthusiastically outside my house. At midnight. *picks up crowbar*

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Chicken, Tomatoes, Spinach, Cream #food #foodporn #onepan #dinner

Dish

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

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Man Gestures 'Out' at Door

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Rissoles! Yes.

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

You could be right.

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

I mean... not a great plan I guess.

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Yeah the crockery counts in presentation. It's always a part of the dish presentation concept. Farm girl is naive. #MKR

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Bimbo Bitches next. What are you expecting? "A quiet table at least" - Jane #MKR

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Dessert needed more acid. #MKR

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Soup in cob rolls. Pasta bake. Fairy bread.

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

So what menu will the "Classy Bogans" contrive do you think? #MKR

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

I think tonight we've again seen issues with the conception of the menu which has let them down. Don't use bougie ingredients if you don't understand how to use them. #MKR

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

If the next instant restaurant are smart they'll shove some cheese and crackers in front of Jane. #MKR

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Block you? Pfft I love seeing people try to cook 😊

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Must've done it before.

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Well he tasted the boiling caramel sooooooo

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Mhmmm

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Oh they did. Well one did.

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Special touch for a special lady? Hopefully it's a sprinkling of arsenic. #MKR

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

No wobble test lads? Sheesh. #MKR

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Tip: caramel is boiling sugar. It will burn you if you taste test it. Use the colour to test for done-ness. #MKR

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Tonight the role of Kindergarten Teacher will be played by Colin Fassnidge. I think him chasing after them might be adding more fire to the fuel. #MKR

Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Fix Victoria? Like.... neuter it? #MKR