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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 18h

In honour of tonight’s #MKR episode - may I present to you - chervil.

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 23h

The Joys of a Fresh Toilet Roll Tube #MemphisTheMalshi

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 04/10/2026

After a couple of damp days - back to the park. #MemphisTheMalshi #dogpark

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 04/10/2026

Miso Barramundi, Asparagus, White Bean Purée, Pea Tendrils #food #foodporn #dinner

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 04/10/2026

Miso Barramundi, Asparagus, White Bean Purée, Pea Tendrils #food #foodporn #dinner

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 03/10/2026

Yes we still have earthquakes in Australia. It’s not about the tectonic plates, there are still fault lines.

Fault Lines in Victoria
• Regional Geology: Eastern Victoria and the Gippsland region feature numerous ancient fault lines formed millions of years ago during the tectonic evolution and uplift of the Great Dividing Range. S SMH.com.au
• Specific Structures: Unlike major active tectonic plate boundaries (like the Ring of Fire), Victoria experiences intraplate seismicity-earthquakes caused by stress building up along old, buried crustal faults within the Australian tectonic plate rather than a single mapped, active surface fault line. Seismologists note that minor historical tremors and aftershocks in the region reactivate these ancient, pre-existing crustal structures. ST
Sentinel-Times

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 03/10/2026

I’ve been way too invested in this giant zucchini a lady in Maine has been growing - anyway just announced Secretariat survived the downpours and didn’t split - made it safely to weigh in and broke the records at 170lbs! Congrats large vegetable growing lady in Maine ❤️

U.S. Record: 152.5 Ib
N. American Record (Canada): 163 lb
the North
American record

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 02/10/2026

Well this isn’t going as well as we hoped…

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 01/10/2026

Well I think these are crunchy & delicious but Memphis not a fan, although he did like how the packet crinkled.

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 30/09/2026

Memphis fell in love with Poppy today. And yes once again he had to be carried home from the park. #MemphisTheMalshi #puppylove

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Stealing hearts & pats. Big play today with Lola a 6 month cocker spaniel. Had to be carried home from park. Too much fun. #MemphisTheMalshi #dogpark #melbourne

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 28/09/2026

Bit of a rough day at the dog park but he’s still a happy sassy chap ❤️ #MemphisTheMalshi

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 27/09/2026

So I have had cats before, despite seeming to be a dog only person. I had a cat in Japan named Kimutaku after the idol.

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 27/09/2026

Mission accomplished. No scratches.

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 26/09/2026

Pancake nails for breakfast anyone?

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 25/09/2026

Remembering this vegetarian dish I think I need to make again.

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 25/09/2026

Dessert: "vanilla crémeux with a sour cherry confit center atop a walnut frangiapane and served with White House Honey ice cream" White House honey ice cream - the only special factor is the honey is harvested at the WH - probably rarer now since Trump had the roses ripped out

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 25/09/2026

2nd: "sesame-crusted sea bass, served with braised baby bok choy and roasted eggplant, finished with sauce vert" Fish & veg - why is that crust so cracked and dry??

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 25/09/2026

Here we go - some shots of the dishes from the White House State Dinner "The first course consists of yellow squash velouté and a wild mushroom fricassée, complemented by crispy pancetta and topped with a drizzle of scallion oil." Yeah ok it's pumpkin soup with some croutons

yellow squash velouté and a wild mushroom fricassée, complemented by crispy pancetta and topped with a drizzle of scallion oil.

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 24/09/2026

This pic of the Teen at 10 months old resurfaced today. 🥰

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 23/09/2026

Are these shellac nails?

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 21/09/2026

And for my next trick - building a new laundry cupboard. Maybe I shoulda bought two bottles of wine…

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 21/09/2026

540 swears later - I have a new dedicated pantry. Need to trim some of the Landlord Special runner which for reasons unknown extends well beyond the doorframe so it will sit straight & level.

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 21/09/2026

Tonight’s Tipple: A.C. Byrne & Co. McLaren Vale Organic Shiraz AKA Aldi Special #southaustralia #wine #shiraz

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 21/09/2026

Fuck me this is the most complicated flat pack I’ve ever built. 30 stages of construction, some of them doubled & repeated. Quick trip to Aldi for wine to finish it I think.

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 20/09/2026

Memphis “helping” on a job that requires zero Memphises. #MemphisTheMalshi #PITA

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