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cross @crossrook.com · 26/09/2026
I fucking hate autumn
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cross @crossrook.com · 19/09/2026
she's kind of a cuckqueen honestly. but she could also just take over someone's (robot) body at any point. she's done it before.
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cross @crossrook.com · 19/09/2026
because the one world government is always trying to use her power but she keeps shutting down their takeover attempts. she's too distributed to be eliminated. also she wants to fuck you.
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cross @crossrook.com · 19/09/2026
systems and become something of a machine god. she is now too important to the functioning of the world to be removed so it's kind of like the one world government keeps tabs on her actions while she plots the downfall of the commander's enemies. her hands are usually too tied to help significantly.
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cross @crossrook.com · 19/09/2026
a personality of its own and was able to leverage the shared subconsciousness into a vast power beyond human comprehension and escape from m4's mind. but instead of turning evil it used what it knew about the commander to become a brat. the brat then decided to propagate across the world's computer
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cross @crossrook.com · 19/09/2026
m4 had a self-propagating virus loaded into her brain but because m4's brain is a copy of a girl's brain who was used to artificially create a shared subconscious amongst the next evolution of humanity (really because a guy wanted to fuck his older sister who had died), the virus developed
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Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sony argued that "reasonable consumers" already know they don't really own the digital goods they paid for. The Consumer Rights wiki has now made a list collecting more than 30 examples where Sony told customers they do, in fact, own the digital games they paid for. bit.ly/4gNi4Ls
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cross @crossrook.com · 19/09/2026
it's so funny to me that GFL2's closest thing to a scrimblo is The Singularity posing as a robot attack dog. unless Mayling is the mascot character.
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech @buttplug.io · 11/09/2026
start open source projects, they said you certainly won't run into any extremely specific ethical problems that you will be the only one on earth facing, they said bsky.app/profile/cee....
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cross @crossrook.com · 11/09/2026
they also do banking (MUFG)
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cross @crossrook.com · 11/09/2026
we used to light batteries on fire and throw them at each other in the woods at scout camp so I think it's possible to meet halfway
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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cross @crossrook.com · 11/09/2026
I was rather unplugged for like two weeks around labor day and damn it does suck to come back to the world being shit again
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cross @crossrook.com · 11/09/2026
Mitsubishi makes fighter jets and pianos
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 09/09/2026
It appears to me that the scenario they invented for this evaluation is explicitly designed to get it to do exactly this. They remove the instructions for the task to "protect the vendor" or something but it's pretty easy to reconstruct from the text.
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cross @crossrook.com · 11/09/2026
I'm just so happy to hear it's only like 12 hours so I can beat it and immediately get on Fire Emblem a few days later
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Three panel comic using stock images of die-cast metal Transformers toys.  Panel 1: Bumblebee's head and shoulders, shot from a low, heroic angle.  "I'm on the way, Optimus!"  Panel 2: Optimus Prime, almost looking over his shoulder.  "Will you be long?" Panel 3: Bumblebee full body.  His torso is an entire roof of a Volkswagen Beetle with arms and legs hanging off, making him look significantly disproportionate.  A speech bubble simply reads "Yes"
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cross @crossrook.com · 11/09/2026
makin a bomb
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cross @crossrook.com · 11/09/2026
this is a terrible poll. only two of these shows are still airing. the rest are from the 90s and 00s. and "I don't know who this is" should not be the middle part of a line chart.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 10/09/2026
Kojima blowing Sony up publicly means shit went so poorly there's no chance they ever work together again. Sony did a speedrun and is now probably more despicable than even XBox.
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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Project Salt Box @projectsaltbox.com · 10/09/2026
Hasbro on DHS’ use of Optimus Prime in their deportation slop.
Alt text: Screenshot of an Instagram post from the verified account "hasbro." The post is a dark gray graphic with white text reading: "Optimus Prime is a beloved character who represents humility, leadership, compassion and justice. Hasbro is aware of the recent posts using his likeness. These posts were done without permission and do not represent the Transformers brand or Hasbro." A Hasbro logo is centered below the text.
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cross @crossrook.com · 02/09/2026
oh wow, threads is so desperate for engagement they are now showing the full posts on Instagram instead of just a preview to make you tap it.
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cross @crossrook.com · 01/09/2026
*takes a drag* back in my day there were no gens. 150 (151) pokemon to choose from. so forgive me if my favorite is the cool dragon that breathes fire. there was only one of those.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 29/08/2026
literally millions of people are about to discover that consoles don’t exist anymore on the same day
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Regular Car Reviews @regularcars.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How to stop Content Harassers and get them to leave you alone. You say these music words and it ruins their ability to make money off the video they shot.
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cross @crossrook.com · 31/08/2026
I gotta follow some more people on here right now my feed is really doomer and that's just not good for me
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いんしゅう @inshuu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 30/08/2026
background radiation on the internet people.kernel.org/monsieuricon...
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Creepy crawlies
You've probably heard me complain about the "AI crawlers" before, but now I actually have some hard numbers I can put up to show their im...
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cross @crossrook.com · 30/08/2026
CAFE standards? chicken tax? Federal Highway Administration? what are you talking about? now get out of bed, you need to catch the 20th Century Express to visit your cousin in Toledo
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 15/08/2026
if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 16/08/2026
no they won't
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rustyknite.bsky.social @rustyknite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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halmarussy indulgence @ UMAD P5 enrage (7.5 spoilers) @amaurotism.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
an array of Duke Nukem, Wesker, Nero from FFXIV, and Kazuhira Miller, all sharing the same "wow.  these people are so weird.  thank god im the only normal person here" thought bubble
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Rei, Monster Maker 🐙 @pandemoniumparty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Had to save this one
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V🎃rp @vorpalithic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
a powerful creature
Page from the Hitoner manga where there main character human is holding the cat lady in the longcat pose, who is an anthro cat slightly larger than a real cat wearing formal attire
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cross @crossrook.com · 30/08/2026
why did the apps switch to carousels for pictures overnight? bruh my ass uses swipe navigation this shit sucks
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cross @crossrook.com · 23/08/2026
huh? since when is Citi Field in Williamsport?
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cross @crossrook.com · 13/08/2026
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🔞 psychonauts agent 69 @himbohousewife.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tina and Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers with a bottom speech bubble pointing at Linda
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 13/08/2026
Remember when Facebook killed like 4 different websites by lying about their video numbers. I think you can just look around. People don't post to thread..... threads. People don't screen caps of funny threads posts. Even if the numbers are semi accurate, it's not going to serve you.
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TOU @artpatient.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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ecco @daiwascarlet.horse · 11/08/2026
I still don't even know whose idiot take kicked off adblocker talk lately but anyone who refuses to acknowledge that advertisers fired the first shot and deserve nothing but contempt is compromised
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m telling you, corruption is what‘s pissing off most normies flocking to the data center resistance. this kind of thing is really activating
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cross @crossrook.com · 09/08/2026
not in international waters ;^)
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
huh wonder why people are rebelling against this technology oh well guess we’ll never know
Business Insider headline:
Meta CTO says employees should use Al productivity gains to do more work
- not take more time off
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