ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 8hThe logo for Shitpants, the Doo Doo Bros. and Poopmount merger, has been dropped into a toilet. 0130
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 8h“Did you run the prompt for the Jack o’ lantern image?” “Sure did boss, filled with cum just like you said.” “What.” 0409
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me when I fell for Tinashe Cookie Monster earlier this afternoon: 170
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Tell it to my heart. Tell me I’m the only one. 040
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well well well if it isn’t the broth job blowers 020
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dermatologist scraped the melanoma off my neck but I really wish he was ****ing the **** out of my *** and ****** while I ******** and ***********. 270
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Internet: look at this cool thing *looks at it. likes it. Shares it.* Fine print that shows up 30 sec later: that is AI you DUMB BITCH. 041
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Email to one person turned into an email with eight people cc’d on itstatic.klipy.comiCarly Carly Shay EntranceALT: iCarly Carly Shay Entrance 040
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m receiving the information that it’s cocktober 0476
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Whoops my thumb slipped and now I’m following Joey Pollari 020
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The thing about Pillow Fight by Tinashe is that I listen to it on repeat all day long 020
Reposted by ryan seekrestCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2024JD Martinez: "They say we suck, we suck. Let's suck. Let's go suck together. Let's go have fun sucking... you know? And let's enjoy it" (SNY) 920940
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is like the Hetero version of that Madonna/Charli/Troye pic 340
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Was watching a hot guy trying to fix something on his car and I think his antifreeze eruptedstatic.klipy.comLol Smiley Face TransformationALT: Lol Smiley Face Transformation 1110
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Good Hang kinda just turned into an SNL circlejerk with huge sponsors. It’s the Seth Meyers talk show of the 2020’s. 020
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Muse by Meta seems like the scariest thing they’ve created so far. You can tell because they’re marketing it to be super cute. 130
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We go hard in this family, tear it up in this family 170
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Boy, you haven't lived until you've lived in Versailles 0122
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Keanu w/ a buzzcut in Speed … let’s talk about sex, baby 161
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think you could be the one to plant my lemon tree 030
Reposted by ryan seekrestCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 130105412100
ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Grace and Frankie style show but it’s Jessica Lange and John Waters 060
Reposted by ryan seekrestThe Wor$t Tall in America @talltbh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dumplings, rt if you agree 06026
