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Dnd memes occasionally, based memes always www.instagram.com/critfailmemes

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hits u with my ROGD beam ⚧️⚡ @butchmoder-blues.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
prompting the new america.gov LLM chatbot with "play Minecraft" results in perhaps he funniest AI generated text I've ever seen
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I heard they actually stole the solution from some kid’s grandpa
The image reads “MILLENIUM PIZZLE SOLVED BY AI.,” accompanied by an image of Seto Kaiba admiring the completed Millenium Puzzle
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ah the ol’ 10e Nongeons & Dragons
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Dungeons & Dragons Memes - dnd memes @dndmemesdaily.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Business idea: we make a Google competitor that’s exactly like Google search except without the AI thing. It should be called Noogle
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Researching the history of that SNES #Starfox puppet and come to find that Takashi Yamazaki, director of Godzilla: Minus One, worked at the special effects studio Shirogumi, which created the puppets and promotional materials related to them
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Researching the history of that SNES #Starfox puppet and come to find that Takashi Yamazaki, director of Godzilla: Minus One, worked at the special effects studio Shirogumi, which created the puppets and promotional materials related to them
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It was me
Text reads: somebody's been going around editing his eyebrows to be slightly larger and made it impossible to tell which photos are real
Post by @Popstonox:
The Daily Wire fires half of its staff in mass layoffs
This comes as co-founder Ben Shapiro has lost 85% of his Youtube audience since last year
Image: Ben Shapiro with comically large eyebrows, however it is clearly unedited, he just has comically large eyebrows now
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It was me
Text reads: somebody's been going around editing his eyebrows to be slightly larger and made it impossible to tell which photos are real
Post by @Popstonox:
The Daily Wire fires half of its staff in mass layoffs
This comes as co-founder Ben Shapiro has lost 85% of his Youtube audience since last year
Image: Ben Shapiro with comically large eyebrows, however it is clearly unedited, he just has comically large eyebrows now
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Yessss
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Nintendo News @nintendonews.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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where am i https://jilmgraphicdesign.github.io/corefallstudios/proxy_penny/world.html
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Dungeons & Dragons Memes - dnd memes @dndmemesdaily.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
What did they mean by this
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
@bossjellybean.bsky.social you heard about this 👀
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Sources tell me Olaf is stable, please god
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Are they the specter
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I wonder how much of our current predicament is down to 4x strategy games being all to do with outpacing your opponent's technology gains and nothing to do with assuring civilians boats it's okay to travel through specific waterways
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Kim Kitsuragi: “can you lock the fuck in”
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Can’t wait to find out what this is a reference to
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Dungeons & Dragons Memes - dnd memes @dndmemesdaily.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
If a Plurb from Pluribus got Severanced from Severance, would their innie also be a Plurb?
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
There are going to be mass graves and people will act shocked
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
it says “You wouldn’t KICK a CAR”
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It is a meme cartoon. An ICE agent is handing you a ticket. It says, quote: SO I JUST SHOT YOU IN YOUR CAR. Here’s why: I wanted to. End quote
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
This critfailmemes guy is right
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Would be a bit on the nose to run BOTH concentration camps
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Kojima so real for this one #hideokojima
A social media post. It reads: Kojima a real one fr. Beneath that is a post of Hideo Kojima reposting the phrase: “being trans is the most cyberpunk thing anyone can be tbh”
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Dungeons & Dragons Memes - dnd memes @dndmemesdaily.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
@fallout.bethesdastudios.com has forgotten Bluesky exists, so it has fallen on me, The Courier, to complete delivery of this first clip of Fallout Season 2 #fallout
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Arguing with RETVRN people on Twitter about this #TTRPG book about the picts has made me realize that "western chauvanist" types are very hostile to the history of Christianity spreading from the "darkness" of the Middle East into "white" Europe.
A page of TTRPG text regarding Christian miracles in 7th century Scotland. An illustration depicts a scene of a black man (and multi-ethnic entourage) healing a red haired Pict. Below the scene, a text box explains that the Church caused many individuals to either travel to Scotland, or from Scotland to religious sites such as Rome.X dot com interface. Thermidor
@TD1794 says: “No black man was administering religious rights over the Picts. It's a fantasy constructed in the imagination of left wing fanatics and loathsome cunts like you.”
1:16 AM • 11/15/25 • 14 Views

Jedi Master F'izz, our intrepid hero and patient teacher @MisterFizz says:
“There were three black Popes before the time the book is set in.
There are several black saints performing miracles in the Church before the book's time period in 690.
Simon of Cyrene helped Jesus carry the cross, and is venerated as a saint in Eastern Orthodoxy.”
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Yeah it’s a legitimately awesome book and I’m glad I found it! I really like the art style and the information is really good and evocative.
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Some of the images relevant to this conversation:
The picts are depicted here as white peopleMore picts as white people, in a pastoral sceneDarker skinned people, on a table called “TRAVELLERS FROM DISTANT SHORES”
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
“Carved in Stone” is a really neat #TTRPG sourcebook written by archaeologists about the Picts, a lost subculture in Scotland. Twitter is currently losing their minds about it for no good reason; my response is chronicled here. Book is from @stoutstoat.co.uk and it’s great!
Tom Rowsell
@Tom_Rowsell • 17h
Picts were not brown.
Picts were not trannies.
This does not help you learn about Picts.
Game designers bring Scotland's mysterious Picts to life
(An illustration of interesting characters)
Game designers have teamed up with archaeologists to create a new illustrated guide to a mysterious early medieval Scottish society.Jedi Master F'izz @MisterFizz •2h
You guys are such fucking liars. The Picts in the book are depicted as light skinned. The only darker skinned people in the book are when the book is describing specific outsiders, ie Theodore of Tarsus.
Next time try reading the fucking words (images from the book now in context)Tom Rowsell
@Tom_Rowsell • 1h
the art above shows a black kid. how is that a lie>?

Jedi Master F'izz @MisterFizz
You're taking it out of context to try to paint the book as showing the Picts as dark skinned or trans. The book shows Picts as light skinned.
This image comes from a page discussing what materials and dyes would have been available at the time, including foreign materials.Tom: That context doesn't make it any better at all.
Are you being deliberately obtuse? Can't you see the point being made?

Jedi Master F'izz @MisterFizz •40m
Yes, I see the point you're making - deliberately ignoring the bulk of the book's illustrations, which are full of the depictions of whiteness you guys usually love, so that you can complain that the guy who brought dyes from Turkey and Africa is too dark for your tastes.
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It says “other guy on a zoom call: “are you using a zoom filter? It’s distracting please turn it off”. And then it says “Me:” and then there’s an image of Charlie Kirk’s wife in the heaviest makeup you’ve ever seen with big dark raccoon eyes and she’s making that Melania face that Melania makes where it’s like, lips pursed, eyes squinting, fake intensity with nothing going on
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Gay:
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a person laying in bed with a plaid blanket covering their face
Alt: a person laying in bed with a plaid blanket covering their face. He says, I’m tired boss
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It says “other guy on a zoom call: “are you using a zoom filter? It’s distracting please turn it off”. And then it says “Me:” and then there’s an image of Charlie Kirk’s wife in the heaviest makeup you’ve ever seen with big dark raccoon eyes and she’s making that Melania face that Melania makes where it’s like, lips pursed, eyes squinting, fake intensity with nothing going on
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
"He is simply a charismatic swindler," Elon Musk said of Zohran Mamdani. "He makes so many promises, that he can never achieve. He is simply a swindler… a mars base by 2015? Cars that drive themselves? Whatever the Hyperloop was supposed to be? It's simply irresponsible to set these expectations.”
Elon musks face
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It feels weird that we’re about to be in a war with Venezuela and nobody’s talking about that
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Mainstream media is too cowardly to run this headline:
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Someone said RFK Jr looks like Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers and then I said that again, but louder
It’s Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Someone said RFK Jr looks like Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers and then I said that again, but louder
It’s Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/10/2025
we need to abolish this shit
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Mainstream media is too cowardly to run this headline:
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Someone wise once said, you will never convince people that the cities are safe by telling them cities are safe. You convince them by telling them, you’re absolutely right. The city is so dangerous. I’m just tough enough to handle it, and you’re not.
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Is Trump cancelling Christmas?
TRUMP TO IMPOSE 100% tariff ON CHINA STARTING NOV 1 Reads headline
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Someone wise once said, you will never convince people that the cities are safe by telling them cities are safe. You convince them by telling them, you’re absolutely right. The city is so dangerous. I’m just tough enough to handle it, and you’re not.
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Well he wouldn’t use Spanish dollars, would he
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
This is the context of an unknown vehicle 🤦‍♀️
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
That’s not the same thing at all lol
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Yes, that’s why I typed that. You know someone under thirty who writes “vehicle” outside of the context of an unknown vehicle For fun, I searched my texts and the only people talking about “my vehicle” is a car dealership, Les Schwab, the DMV, insurance company, and spam messages.
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